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Post by GenericSpider on Sun 30 Jan 2011, 8:01 pm

Shocking news sure to horrify Twilight Fangirls: Edward Cullen is totally killable.

Diamond skin shmiamond skin.

Regeneration? HA!

Neither of those makes him invincible; all those do is force us to get creative.

On this topic, we shall list ways to kill, or otherwise permanently incapacitate Edward Cullen.

If we ever actually reach 9000....I'll change the topic name to 18000 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen.

I shall start:

1) Lead him to a pool of lava or molton metal, and throw Bella in. Edward, being the totally sensible person he is, will no doubt attempt to jump in after her.

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Re: Sparkle This! 9000 Creative Ways to kill Edward Cullen.

Post by Guest on Sun 30 Jan 2011, 8:03 pm

2) GIVE HIM TO MEEEE...

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Post by PiePerson on Sun 30 Jan 2011, 8:06 pm

3) Tie his penis into a knot so that he can't go to the bathroom. His kidneys will fail eventually.
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Post by Whitepulse43 on Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:52 pm

4) Tie him on the train track and wait for the train, making sure he will get ran over by train
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Post by Simply David on Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:13 am

5) Hose him down with Nitro Glycerin and light a match.

6) Hose him down with Liquid Nitrogen and grab a hammer.

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Post by ScorpionWins on Mon 31 Jan 2011, 5:05 pm

7) Cut him into 1000 pieces and scatter them throughout the globe.

8 ) Have Alucard eat him.
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Post by GenericSpider on Mon 31 Jan 2011, 5:18 pm

9) Use a diamond cutter and a blowtorch.

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Post by PiePerson on Mon 31 Jan 2011, 7:47 pm

10) Summon a narwal and paint a target on his sparkly chest.
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Post by The Wicked Xen on Tue 01 Feb 2011, 4:15 am

11) Get a sledgehammer and aim carefully. Diamonds may be the hardest substance in the world, but they are also very brittle. And marble breaks too >.>
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Post by Tom on Wed 09 Feb 2011, 8:49 am

12) BE FIRIN' YOUR LAZOR!

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Post by The Wicked Xen on Sun 13 Feb 2011, 2:01 am

13) Throw him to his fangirls.

14) Throw him to Jacob's fangirls.
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Post by Tom on Sun 20 Feb 2011, 12:06 pm

15) Kill him with a tray!

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Post by Whitepulse43 on Sun 20 Feb 2011, 2:43 pm

16) Tie him in the machine which has two drills made to pierce eyes with them. drills destroying eyes, after that, reaching the brains.
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