Sparkle This! 9000 Creative Ways to kill Edward Cullen.
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Sparkle This! 9000 Creative Ways to kill Edward Cullen.
Shocking news sure to horrify Twilight Fangirls: Edward Cullen is totally killable.
Diamond skin shmiamond skin.
Regeneration? HA!
Neither of those makes him invincible; all those do is force us to get creative.
On this topic, we shall list ways to kill, or otherwise permanently incapacitate Edward Cullen.
If we ever actually reach 9000....I'll change the topic name to 18000 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen.
I shall start:
1) Lead him to a pool of lava or molton metal, and throw Bella in. Edward, being the totally sensible person he is, will no doubt attempt to jump in after her.
Diamond skin shmiamond skin.
Regeneration? HA!
Neither of those makes him invincible; all those do is force us to get creative.
On this topic, we shall list ways to kill, or otherwise permanently incapacitate Edward Cullen.
If we ever actually reach 9000....I'll change the topic name to 18000 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen.
I shall start:
1) Lead him to a pool of lava or molton metal, and throw Bella in. Edward, being the totally sensible person he is, will no doubt attempt to jump in after her.
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3) Tie his penis into a knot so that he can't go to the bathroom. His kidneys will fail eventually.
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4) Tie him on the train track and wait for the train, making sure he will get ran over by train
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5) Hose him down with Nitro Glycerin and light a match.
6) Hose him down with Liquid Nitrogen and grab a hammer.
6) Hose him down with Liquid Nitrogen and grab a hammer.
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7) Cut him into 1000 pieces and scatter them throughout the globe.
8 ) Have Alucard eat him.
8 ) Have Alucard eat him.
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9) Use a diamond cutter and a blowtorch.
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10) Summon a narwal and paint a target on his sparkly chest.
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11) Get a sledgehammer and aim carefully. Diamonds may be the hardest substance in the world, but they are also very brittle. And marble breaks too >.>
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12) BE FIRIN' YOUR LAZOR!
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13) Throw him to his fangirls.
14) Throw him to Jacob's fangirls.
14) Throw him to Jacob's fangirls.
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15) Kill him with a tray!
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16) Tie him in the machine which has two drills made to pierce eyes with them. drills destroying eyes, after that, reaching the brains.
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