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Post by NazrinTsunMouse on Wed 18 May 2011, 11:05 pm

So like on the thread on FF, just put things we would never say or you could blatantly rip off lines from your favorite series and make us say them. Either is cool~

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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by ScorpionWins on Wed 18 May 2011, 11:43 pm

Flame: *Skateboarding on thin air* WHEE!

Spidey: *Flying a toaster* WHEE!

Random: *Doing the Caramelldansen at lightspeed while coated in actual caramel* WHEE!

Tom: *Dancing to Polka, in lederhosen, while playing an accordian* JA!

Emo: *Stabbing wall repeatedly* DIE!

Rayne and Pie: *Kicking an alien* INVADERS!

Obi: *In an alien suit, being kicked* I COME IN PEACE!

Ren: *Karate fighting Neo, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Kenshiro, and Luffy at the same time* ATATATA HIYAH CHA MATRIX ATTACK!

Kage: *Drops down from ceiling, wearing a monkey costume and eating a banana* OOH-EEH! Don't do drugs, kids. OOH-OOH-AAH-EEK!
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by NazrinTsunMouse on Thu 19 May 2011, 12:05 am

Snipets from HxB, SPOILER WARNING:
Spidey: The two of us have been called the dazzling duet.

David: No we haven't... at least not in that weird way...

White: AND I AM WHITE! SPIDEY-SAMA'S RIGHT HAND MAN!

Spidey: You don't need to remember him.

White: Hey! Why are you always so mean!

Spidey: Shush. Go away.

---

Mamo: We've progressed deep into the fall season, Flame. Don't you think its about time we've progressed deeper into our relationship?

Flame: 'Deeper' relationship, huh? Sure, I'm all for sinking it real deep. How's the bottom of the ocean sound? Go back to class, dimwit.

--

Flame: I didn't expect to see you back yet, Emo. You okay?

Emo: Yeah, I'm just stopping by to tidy up a bit and get some things I forgot.

Flame: You forgot some stuff?

Emo: Not really, but mom said she was going to pack up for me and well... Molly left some questionable books and other items in there. I defintely can't let mom see those... So I pressured her until she let me come instead.

Molly: S-so that's why you came... Opps I forgot about those... I'm so sorry

Mamo: *grin* You perv!

---

Molly: Right now, all we need to do is wait for the transplant.

Mamo: Transplant?

Molly: That's right, Mamo. It's a special surgery called bone marrow transplant. I guess to put it simply-- My internal juices are going to be injected into Emo. It could also change her blood type isn't that weird?

Mamo: 'Juices?'

Flame: Your brain must be the most questionable substance on this entire planet! -_-╬

Emo: Suddenly, I don't feel so good... Save me Flame...

---

Flame: Mamo may be a complete dunce, but he's a dunce who hates losing. Sure, technicality saved his butt in the end, but he did lose. I figured he'd come up with some way to improve himself. In fact, ever since that match with Emo, he's been changing in a lot of ways. And in a tolerably good direction.

Molly: Wait so what you're saying... is that it's all thanks to Emo? So in the end, my sister-in-arms is a god of fortune to you two? No make that a goddess of good fortune. Ah stop it, you're embarrassing me

Flame: Yeah, that she is. So that'd make you the goddess of poverty shackled around the ankles of that goddess, wouldn't it?

Molly: ......... *slump*

Flame: No wait, make that 'demon'. Actually in your case, 'succubus' is more appropriate, isn't it? Piss poor succubus, huh? Wow, sucks to be you.

---

Tom: *begins charging attack*

Random: Oh no! Kitty, he is gathering dark elements to him! Please allow me to-!

Kitty: No, you stay put, Ran-chan. He said he's going to handle this alone. The two of us ganging up on him just don't feel right.

Random: Kitty, so brave and courageous a plan is very like you but this situation is different! To speak the unvarnished truth, I have little confidence in the outcome!

Kitty: .... Y'know, sometimes you say stuff that cuts straight to the heart... Anyways, just you sit back and relax, okay? I mean you've got to know this much about me, once I say I'm gonna win...

Tom: *is about release attack*

Kitty: *charges forward* I win period!

Tom: Lightening I summon thee!

Kitty: *is zapped with electricity* GYAAARGHHHH!

Mamo: HOLY CRAP!

Flame: And right after she got done with that cool one-liner!

Tom: HA HA! How'd you like the taste of some good old fashioned main land magic! Never said kotodama was my only power did...I-!

Kitty: *comes charging out the electric strike*

Tom: O_O *barely blocks Kitty's sword strike* N-No way! I hit you dead center with that! What the hell are you made of!?

Kitty: ... Same stuff you are. Your wimpy little tricks don't just work on me. Seriosly, who do you think my partner is!? Her. Ran-chan.

Random: Wha? Huh?

Kitty: Her powers are incredible.. no wait. They're frikken' terrifying! She's the real deal no doubt about it. Sure, we only paired up a little while ago so I don't know squat about her yet. But this one thing I know for sure. All joking aside, that girl's power comes straight from hell!

Mamo, Molly, and Flame: What?

Kitty: Trust me, that magic you're talking about, it's not even in the same league. Heck, what she's got is blacker, nastier, and way more sinister. During the Hoshitori, there was this one time when I messed things up real good and got myself caught in one of her spells. For three nights after that, when I went to sleep, it was like this giant vise clamped down on me while I got shown dreams straight out of hell.

To be honest, I really pity the girls who go up against her in the hoshitori. Watching them makes my heart hurt. I hope they made it to the after life...okay

Tom: Whoa! Hold it! That's no way to be talking about your sister-in-arms! Ran-chan! Are you going to stand there and take that!? What's the point of teaming up with someone who insults you left and--

Random: N-no, you're too kind. There is so much more I need to learn.

Tom: O_O She took it as a complement!

Kitty: *slashes sword at Tom* Don't get me wrong, what I'm trying to say here is that compared to that freaky power of Ran-chan's... your dinky, *slash* wussy, *slash* carpet static zappy thing. *slash* HURTS LESS THAN A BUG BITE THAT'S WHAT!

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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by The Wicked Xen on Thu 19 May 2011, 12:59 am

What Happens When Disney Buys This Forum (Oh yeah, I'm addicted to this song)

Flame: *singing* Gather everyone from far and near. Put away your ammo, smokes, and beer.

Everyone: *puts away said things with sad faces*

Flame: No more adolescent angst or fear.

Emo: *gasps in horror* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Flame: Now we're obligated to bring cheer!

White: *looks at "Must Bring Cheer" contract* But... we only bring cheer to ourselves...

Flame: Now Tommy's emotions all are shared.

Tom: I hate you all.

Flame: Molly is drunk off of fresh air.

Molly: *takes deep breath* Oh yeah... that's the stuff...

Flame: Ran-cah believes in playing fair.

Random: Yes. Yes I do.

Flame:David is braiding Kage's hair.

David: I barely know how to braid hair...

Kage: *hair looking like a total rat's nest* Should I be glad that you're not totally Camp Gay?

Flame: Too much violence could be bad taste.

Everyone: *gasps*

Molly: BLASPHEMY!

Flame: So Emo gives out free cupcakes.

Emo: Now that is true! *gives out cupcakes* I made them myself!

White: *eats one* *chokes because of poison*

Emo: Though I may have taken the wrong batch...

Everyone: *steps away from Emo*

Flame: Spidey-man will dance and Phazon sings.

Spider: *tries to dance but fails epically*

Phazon: *tries to sing but ends up breaking everything fragile with his voice*

Flame: Tommy-boy wears a purity ring.

Tom: The fuck with that! *throws away ring*

Flame: We're a happy family for kids.

Everyone: We're not!

Flame: 'Cuz we all forgot who Obi is.

Molly: Who is Obi?

Emo: Q~Q

White: *pats Emo* Don't ask...

Flame: No more roleplayers who are tough. We can never play it safe enough!

David: You didn't really sell the forum to Disney, did you?

Flame: 'Course not.

Spidey: Then why did you sing the song?

Flame: Emo paid me to sing it.

Emo: *gives Flame a wad of cash* You did great! Very Happy

Flame: 'Course I did. I'm the Ultimate Admin. Wink
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by Rayne on Thu 19 May 2011, 1:43 pm

Rayne: I HATE HET! YURI AND YAOI RULES ALL!! XD

Everyone else: *gasps* O.O
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by GenericSpider on Fri 20 May 2011, 7:10 pm

Noir Detective Part One:

Spidey: -sits in his office, dressed in old detective clothes; relaxing in a hardboild fashion-

Narration: This city, it's full of people. And sometimes people do stupid things. A city with alot of people thus leads to alot of stupid things happen. And when they do, I'll be there to investigate them. Long as someone's paying me. My name, is Spidey3000, Private eye.
Spidey: Our story begins with....damn it, I'm talking outloud again! -presses button on his phone- RANDOM! MY MONOLOGUE IS BROKEN AGAIN!

Random: -sighs- I'll call a repair service.

(To be continued.)

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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by Whitepulse43 on Mon 23 May 2011, 1:01 pm

Obi: Hi~

Molly: Hi

Obi: .... new in the building?

Molly: Yeah, just moved in monday

Obi: Oooh, you like it so far?

Molly: mmhmm, everybody's been real nice~

Obi: Well~ Must be because you got big jug's~

Molly: O_O

Obi: I mean, your boob's are huge.

Molly: o__o#

Obi: I mean, i wanna squeeze them *make's squeezing hand sign* *Gasp*

Molly: -___- ##

Obi: Mama *makes suckling sound*

*Punching sound is heard*

----

Flame: I am Forum Admin MajesticFlame or a Loli Zombie

Flame: From now on you'll all speak only when spoken to, And the first and last out of your filthy sewer breath mouths is miss. Do you maggot's understand that?!

Everybody with unenthusiastic voice: Miss, yes Miss

Flame: Bullshit i can't hear you! Sounded like you got a pair.

Everybody louder: Miss, yes Miss! -__-;;

Flame: If you ladies leave my island! If you survive your Rp'r training! you will be a weapon!

Everybody: O_O;;

Flame: but untill that day! You will be all pukes! A lowes life form on earth! Your not even a human fucking being! Your only unorganized ass grabbing pieces of shit's! Because i'm hard you will hate me! But more you'll hate, the more you will learn! But i am Fair! Do ou understand that?!

Everybody: Miss, yes Miss!

Flame: Bullshit can't hear you!

Everybody: Miss, yes Miss!

Flame* stop's infront White* What's your name scumbag?

White: Miss! Private Whitepulse! Miss!

Flame: Bullshit, from today onward you will be known as Private snowball! Do i make myself clear!?

White: Miss, yes Miss!

David: That You Jonh Wane? Is this me?

Flame: Who said that.....WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Whose the slimiest communist twinkle toe cocksucker who signed his own deathwarrant!?!

-End of Scene for today-
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Speak of a Devil - Part I

Post by The Wicked Xen on Tue 31 May 2011, 11:02 pm

This story is about a boy... a boy who lived... and died... and then sold his soul... to a devil....

White: Don't you mean the devil?

Narrator: No, I meant adevil. There's more then one devil you know.

White: Oh. Okay... So who's this unlucky boy?

Narrator: Why, it's you of course.

White: *shocked silence* ... I'm sorry, what?

~Scene Change~

School bell rings.

White: *packs up his school things, ready to go home*

Molly: *pops up* Hey White!

White: *is startled* Jeez Molly! Give me a heart attack, why don't you?

Molly: Eh, sorry. But listen to this!

White: I'd rather not. The last time I listened to something you said, I got dragged into a gay bar, was dressed in drag, and then nearly got date-raped by a pre-op transsexual.

Molly: *LOL* Oh, I remember that.

White: I wish I could forget it...

Molly: But anyway this is nothing like that!

White: I really hope not.

Molly: I've heard stories about this haunted spot in town and I thought that we could check it out!

White: We as in...?

Molly: You, me, and the gang!

White: Yeah, I thought so.

Molly: So, you're going?

White: Do I have a choice? You'll probably drag me out of my house while I'm in my bathrobe if I say no.

Molly: Great! We'll meet at the intersection of 14th and Noah at eight, okay? And if you don't come on time I'll huggle you to death.

White: Wouldn't want that now... >.>

TBC


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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by NazrinTsunMouse on Wed 01 Jun 2011, 12:38 am

Magical Girl Lyrical Ran-chan

Pie: *picks up script* *skims over it* Do I really have to say all this girly shit about people and their feelings?

Flame: You're the narrator, so yes, yes you do.

Pie: Can I just... summarize it then?

Flame: *sigh* Fine, do what you want.

Pie: Ahem, people have feelings. Yadda, yadda, yadda, those feelings mingle and stuff and that's all I'm gonna bother saying so get over it.

Flame: .... You call that summarizing? Sweat drop 2

Pie: Yes. Very Happy

Flame: *Just... facepalms*

----

Random: Wait, why am I the hero? D=

Flame: Don't question, just do.

Random: Can't Emo be the hero?

Flame: Emo? In a white frilly dress? She'd kill me in my sleep with a rusted butcher knife, cutting into my neck the blood oozing out....

Random: O3O;;;

Flame: Then she'll feed my body to her devil spawn for nourishment, there probably won't be a single part of me left... well maybe a finger...

Random: I-I get it. Please don't describe it anymore, I don't want to dream about it. ;A;

Flame: So you'll be the hero?

Random: Yes...

Flame: Good, now get out there and do your scene!

----

Random: Wolfie, do you have any plans for the future?

Wolfie: Eh, I'll probably take over the family business. Though I kinda want to run my own wolf preserve.

Rayne: Oh! Oh! Can I help you you then? I love to snuggle the cute little wolfies. ^-^

Random: Are there even wolves in Japan?

Rayne: ...uhm... I dunno... but I still want to snuggle them!

Random: Okay then, anyway, I'm not really sure what I want to do for the futu- *pauses* I'm 9, why am I caring about my future again?

Flame: It doesn't matter, just run with it!

Random: Fine. I don't know what I want to do for the future. *completely unenthusiastic voice*

Wolfie: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

Random: If you say so. *sigh*

---

*Later that day Random, Wolfie, and Rayne are walking through the park as they head home*

Help me...

Random: *pauses* Did you guys hear something?

Wolfie: I didn't hear anything.

Rayne. Nope, me neither. ^-^

Random: Must have been the wind.

Help me, please. I'm begging you...

Random: o3o;; Okay that's not the wind. Uhm, I'll be right back guys. *runs off*

Rayne: Wonder what's up with her.

Wolfie: *shrugs*


TBC

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Speak of a Devil - Part II

Post by The Wicked Xen on Thu 02 Jun 2011, 1:30 pm

White: *standing at the intersection of 14th and Noah*

Molly: *waves as she walks up to White* Evening White!

White: *annoyed glare* You said that I should arrive on time but you're the one who's ten minutes late.

Molly: *innocent look* What? Flame needed a little... convincing... to come along.

White: *rolls eyes* Right, I'm sure...

Flame: *steps up beside Molly* No I didn't. I just had to tame my monster of a little sister first before I left the house.

White: Sucks.

Flame: Yes, I know.

David: *appears* Hey people!

Molly: *hugs David* Yay~

Spidey: *appears as well* Yo!

White: Is everyone here?

Molly: We just need...

Random: *stumbles into the meeting place* Ah! Clumsy me.

Flame: Hey Ran.

Random: Hi everybody!

White: Now are we complete?

Molly: Yes!

David: So where's this haunted place that you keep talking about?

Molly: Over there! *points*

Everyone: *turns around*

Sitting behind a wrought-iron gate and ivy-covered wall-fence is an impressive-looking abandoned mansion.

White: ... That wasn't there five seconds ago...

Molly: Spooky ain't it?

Spidey: Very. Especially since it just popped out of nowhere.

Molly: I pop out of nowhere all the time and you don't think I'm spooky.

Everyone: ...

Molly: o3o

Flame: ... Let's go in...

Random: How? The gate's locked. *reaches out to shake the gate, but the padlock suddenly falls and the gate swings open*

Spidey: Well, that was terribly and creepily convenient.

Everyone walks down the overgrown path to the front door of the mansion.

David: *pushes open the door, that creaks eerily*

White: Too dark...

Random: *pulls out a couple of flashlights from somewhere* Prepared!

Flame: *stares at Random's shorts and blouse* How...?

Random: Not important! *hands everyone a flashlight*

Molly: Okay! Pair up! Flame and Random, Me and David, and Spidey and White! Don't go sneaking into bedrooms now.

Spidey and White: *glares*

Molly: Onward ho! *giggles* I wish...

The six teens enter the dark and spooky mansion. Flame and Random take the ground floor, Molly and David take the second floor, and Spidey and White take the third floor.

~Scene Change~

Random: *clutching Flame's arm* Th-This place is really creepy...

Flame: *waves flashlight about* Yeah, it really is...

Crrrreeeeaaaak...


Random: *jumps* Wha-What was that?!

Flame: Probably just the wind.

Random: Don't say that! Whenever someone says that, something happens!

Flame: Oh, you're right... Well at least none of us are black. We'd be the first one to die otherwise...

Scratch, scratch, scratch...

Random: *clutches Flame's arm tighter* S-See! Now some big scary tentacle monster is going to jump out of the shadows, possibly molest us, then rip our bodies apart, eat our brains, and suck out our souls!

Flame: Ran, you really have an active imagination... also, you're cutting off the circulation in my arm.

Random: *blush and lets go* Sorry...

The two walks down the halls and into the kitchen.

Flame: *looks at the dust-covered cabinets and counters* This place needs a little TLC.

Random: TLC? *thinks* Now I've got Scrubs stuck in my mind.

Flame: Aren't you too young to know about TLC?

Random: *shrugs* I think Emo's keeps on forgetting my age. She looks a little confused as she types my dialogue.

Flame: Shush. Refrain from breaking the fourth wall here.

Random: But Emo made me do it...

Flame: Time for a scene change.

~Scene Change~

Molly: *singing* 99 bottles of Coke on the wall, 99 bottles of Coke! Take one down, pass it around. 98 bottles of Coke on the wall. 98 bottles of Coke on the wall, 98 bottles of Coke! Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of Coke on the wall...

David: Molly? Maybe you shouldn't be so loud...

Molly: Why? It's not like some supernatural being is going to jump out at us.

Sam & Dean Winchester: *turns a corner with their guns raised* Who are you and what do you want?

Molly: Oh hell no! Emo, no Supernatural cameos!

Sam & Dean: *disappears*

David: And here I thought we were going to be in some sort of horror movie parody.

Molly: *shrugs* Eh. *continues singing* 97 bottles of Coke on the wall. 97 bottles of Coke! Take one down, pass it around. 96 bottles of Coke on the wall!

David: *sighs* It's going to be a long post... probably...

~Scene Change~

White: *shudders and turns around, waving his flashlight in the dark hallway*

Spidey: *stops and stares at White* What's up?

White: I don't know. I just suddenly felt like we were being watched by some crazy perverted girl who has a liking for the darker side of life and is now having naughty thoughts about two guys being alone in a dark hallway.

Spidey: ... That's surprisingly... specific...

White: I think our little trip here was a bad idea...

Spidey: Because of the numerous times groups of teenagers did this in TV shows and movies and therefore caused almost all of them to die?

White: Well, there's that...

A horrible, wailing scream echoes through the hallways, practically shaking the bones of the two boys and causing the mansion's foundation to rattle and dust fall from the ceiling.

White: There's also that.

Spidey: Oh shit.

White: Well said.

TBC
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by The Wicked Xen on Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:35 am

Emo: *is tied to a chair* Hey! This is no way to treat a lady!

White: *sneers* Well, after all you put me through I'd say we're even.

Emo: Point.

Molly: Oooh, can I have my way with her?

White: *sigh* No, we need to get information from her, remember?

Molly: Can I have her afterwards then?

White: Sure, if she isn't too broken.

Emo: Okay, what information do you want? I'll tell. How many girls Spidey slept with; how many guys Tom denied he slept with but actually did; the secret combination to Flame's safe which is full of super-ecchi, triple-x rated yuri manga...

Molly: Oh! The last one!

White: Enough with the porn!

Molly: *pouts*

White: What I want Emo are the blueprints to your secret base and a way to get into the Scarlet Devil's vault. That's easy enough for you to tell, hm?

Emo: *puts on thinking face* Hmmm... sorry, but my lips are sealed on that... literally. I mean, if I actually told then Flame will really seal my lips like Weapon XI in X-Men: Origins, which was both cool, creepy, and not-so cool because Deadpool isn't called the Merc with the Mouth for nothing!

White: Well, since you won't tell, I guess I'll have to resort to... torture.

Emo: *grins* Bring it on! I've lived in Heaven, Hell, and Earth. Barely anything can faze me.

White: What about het?

Emo: *pales* I have an aversion to it, but I can tolerate it... mostly...

White: *smirks and walks over to a stereo* Then what about... this? *turns on stereo*

Stereo: *plays familiar music*

Emo: *gasps* O.O Oh no... not that song...!

White: Oh yes, that song.

Stereo: Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark. Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah-ah-ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Emo: *struggles in ropes* Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God!

White: God ain't here to help you now...

Stereo: Seven a.m., waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seein' everything, the time is goin'. Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'. Gotta get down to the bus stop. Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends).

Emo: *screams* Stop it! Stop it! DX

White: Not until you tell me what I want to know!

Molly: *shaking to music* Don't know why everyone hates this song. It's not so bad.

Stereo: Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday! Gettin' down on Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend.

Emo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! DX

Stereo: Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)! Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)! Fun, fun, fun, fun! Lookin' forward to the weekend!

White: Tell me!

Emo: All right, I will! Just wait... *concentrates*

Stereo: *explodes*

White: *dodges debris* Hey! That was my stereo!

Molly: Aww, song's over...

Emo: *sigh of relief* Thank God that's over... And now, I must leave. *stands up, showing that that ropes have already been cut through*

White: *gobsmacked* Wha-?

Emo: *smirks* You need more then rope to tie me down. Bye-bi Whitey. *blows kiss as she fades into the darkness*

White: *punches wall* Damnit!

Molly: You know... you should have planned that out better.

White: *groans*
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by The Wicked Xen on Mon 13 Jun 2011, 6:52 am

Emo: *sitting on the couch, reading a manga book*

Molly: *pops up from behind couch* Hey! Watcha reading?

Emo: *jumps in shock* Gaaah!

~

Random: *walking around the garden, spinning her parasol and humming happily*

Molly: *appears behind her* Lovely parasol you have.

Random: *nearly trips in shock* Eek!

~

Tom: *walking down the stairs, swinging a pair of pink lace panties in his hands and whistling*

Molly: *appears on the banister* Can I have those?

Tom: *screams out a series of expletives*

Molly: *ears metaphorically bleed*

~

White: *cautiously making his way around Emo's Devil's Snare garden*

Molly: *quietly walks up behind him* Boo.

White: *squeaks (in a manly way!) and tumbles into the Devil's Snare where they promptly molest him*

Molly: *laughs at White's torture*

~

Flame: *walks out of her room*

Molly: *is standing behind the door she closed* Hello, lover.

Flame: -_- Molly, go bother someone else.

Molly: *smirks and walks away* Unflappable as always, Flame.

Flame: Hm, I forgot something... *goes back into room* ... WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE COME FROM?!
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by Whitepulse43 on Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:14 am

White: * Currently doing food delivery job to earn money* Hmmmm appartment 271.....* Mumbles while reading small yellow sticky note and holding several pizza boxes in other hand* This is it. *raising gaze from note and knocks door*

Familiar voice: Guys the food is here!

Random: *opens the door*

White: wha-? *is currently wearing gray cap and delivery boy clothes*

Random: Party can finaly start! *exclaims while digging her wallet*

Flame: *Can be heard from somewhere inside the appartment* i can pay my share.

David:*also heard somewhere back there* Wooo!

White: *In his mind thinking* What?! A Party?!

Tom: Is it a girl who delivered the food?!

Molly: *visits door giving a look* Nope it's a guy, darn...

Tom: Hell!

Emo: *comes to door also while Ran is digging her wallet* Did he bring the meat for my plants? *with excited look*

Random: Hold on my wallet seem's to be like , extremely deep for some reason.

White: *Hands shaking a bit and tears swelling in eyes but is covered by cap.*

Spider: Man i'm starving!

Flame: So we are too <_<

Random: Here we go-....are you alright? *notice's hand shaking*

Emo: .....?

White: *Takes cap off to reveal identity* T^T

Random: O3O White?!?!

Emo: O_O!!!!

Flame: What!?

White: You didn't tell me..... T^T

Random: O3O;;; ah... listen-!

White: BAKA!!!! *Takes money and leaves Pizza and Run's away*

Spider: Was that White?!

Emo: Whitey!!!



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Therapy Sessions

Post by The Wicked Xen on Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:18 pm

Therapy Sessions For the Scarlet Devils Roleplayers
~

Therapist: *adjusts glasses* So, Miss... *reads file* Flame, is it?

Flame: *shrugs* You can call me that I guess.

Therapist: You also go by the name of Nazrin, Komeji, and some others?

Flame: Yeah.

Therapist: Why is that?

Flame: Because I have too many enemies.

Therapist: *writes on notepad* Uh-huh... So, you dream of ruling the world?

Flame: Pfft, no.

Therapist: No?

Flame: No.

Therapist: Care to tell me why?

Flame: Because one, I want to dominate the world, and two, I don't dream of doing that. Dreams imply that it can not be obtained or it is ridiculous, hence the word dream. It is my ambition to dominate the world, which is more believable especially since I have power beyond imagination.

Therapist: I see... *scribbles more words on notepad*

Flame: Can we hurry this along? I've got an appointment with a group of Satanists and I doubt they'll give me that female virgin sacrifice they promised if I'm even a second late.

Therapist: *sweatdrop*

~

Therapist: So, Mr. White, do you know why you're here?

White: *looking around the room* Nope. Some really shady guy just told me to see you. Does everyone think I have a problem?

Therapist: *scribbles* Some do. Are you aware of what you're problem is?

White: Don't think so. Are you?

Therapist: You have extreme cases of denial.

White: So do lots of other people.

Therapist: You let your friends treat you as if you're their torture victim.

White: It's how they show affection. No big deal.

Therapist: You treat getting molested by magical plants as if it's an everyday occurrence.

White: It kind of is. And besides, those Devil's Snare get lonely when my friend isn't around to take care of them and since I'm the one they like the most...

Therapist: Uh-huh... *scribbles*

White: Hey, you have any human meat lying around? I have to feed my friend's giant venus mantrap and if I don't I'm afraid I'm likely to get castrated or eaten by said mantrap.

Therapist: *stares* Aren't you afraid for your life?

White: No, why would I be?

Therapist: ... We have a lot of work to do...

White: Okay... did you know therapist look and almost sounds like "the rapist"? *gives therapist wary look* You're not gonna try anything are you? I warn you, I know how to defend myself from attacks like those! Just ask the Devil's Snare!

Therapist: *sighs*

~

Therapist: Well, Miss Emo, do you know why you're here?

Emo: *reading yaoi doujinshi* Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah...

Therapist: *takes doujinshi away* Miss Emo, please do not read when the session starts.

Emo: Hey! Now I'll have to wait an hour until I find out if Hibari put his *censored* in Tsuna's *censored*! D:

Therapist: o.o

Emo: D:

Therapist: *awkward cough* Yes, well, let's do an exercise shall we? *takes out a deck or large cards*

Emo: Oooh, ink blots! What fun!

Therapist: Quite. Now, tell me the first thing you think of when you see the ink blots. *inkblot1*

Emo: Sasuke and Naruto going at it in the training fields.

Therapist: o.o; *inkblot2*

Emo: Harry and Draco doing it while flying on Harry's Firebolt. Those kinky bastards!

Therapist: o.o;; *inkblot3*

Emo: Tsuna topping Hibari in the reception room. Wao, those two are really SM...

Therapist: o.o;;; *almost scared to show inkblot4*

Emo: LMAO! Must I say it?

Therapist: Yes.

Emo: Fine... a member doing a little something something to a back entrance - or exit if you prefer - if you know what I mean. Wink

Therapist: *puts away inkblots* Miss Emo?

Emo: Yes?

Therapist: You have a serious problem, you know that?

Emo: Yes. Isn't it great? XD

Therapist: *resists urge to face palm*

Emo: Now can I have my doujinshi back? Male me has a boner that can not be ignored.

Therapist: *really does face palm and wonders if s/he (gender ambiguity ftw!) should quit*
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by Whitepulse43 on Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:51 am

White: *wearing black car mechanic jumpsuit while examining the busted up car*

Spidey: Things got little out from hands *Rubbing own neck with nervous smile*

White: That's an understatement.... *Bumper of car suddenly falls off* What on earth you were doing?! I've seen many busted up cars and this is on my top ten busted cars!

Spidey: Really?! What place?!

White: 6th *Frowns and crosses arms*

Spidey: Darn....

White: well....?

Spidey: I.....sorta got into a chase....?

White: WITH WHO!?!?

Spidey:.............

White: ................You weren't the one who got chased.....somebody else was chased and drove your car.

Spidey: .......Yeah

White: Let me guess.... *rubs temples*....was it Kage..?

Spidey: yeah....

White: I'm not gona ask reason......but from now on.....You don't let him borrow your car.

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Emo: *leaning against table, drooling all over it while sleeping and mumbling*

Flame: *using her computer, ignoring Emo's sleep talking*

Emo: PUT ON THE DRESS YOU BIG MAN AND MAKE LOVE WITH HIM! Nyugh...~ *Exclaims in sleep*

Flame: *startled by sudden exclaiming and look's at Emo who's fast a sleep* I don't even whant to know what she's dreaming about. *notices White who's stopped at door slight sweat running down forehead*

White: I don't want to know WHO she's dreaming about. *leaves*

Tom: I bet she dreaming about me!

Flame:I doubt it unless your into BL. But if so congrats your now part of her BL dreams

Tom: NEVERMIND!

Emo: *Laughing with evil tone while blood comes from nose while sleeping*



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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by The Wicked Xen on Tue 06 Sep 2011, 12:45 pm

*piano plays*

Well they encourage your complete cooperation...

Tom: *"encouraging" Emo to sleep with him*

Emo: *smacks Tom*

Send you roses when they think you need to smile...

White: *hands Emo a bouquet of roses*

Emo: *takes roses and eats them with a grin*

White: O.o

I can't control myself because I don't know how...


Tom: *teasing Kage about their "relationship"*

Kage: *denying any mention of a relationship*

Emo: *imagining many dirty things about Kage and Tom*

Kage: *glares at Emo*

And they love me for it, honestly, I'll be here for a while...

Forum Members: *hugging Emo, giving her lurrrrve*

Emo: O.o;

So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff...

Emo: *handing out gallons of blood to forum members*

Forum Members: *weirded out*

Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough...

Emo: *shoves a funnel into White's mouth and dumps a gallon of blood in it*

White: *struggles and chokes*

So give them blood, blood, blooood...

Emo: *throws gallons of blood in the air with delight*

Forum Members: -_-;;;

Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood...

Emo: *picks up a glass only to be washed over by a flood of blood* O.O

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys...

Emo: *standing in a roomful of gurneys in confusion*

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck...

Emo: *suddenly put in a straight jacket and is dragged away while kicking and screaming*

The doctor's and the nurses they adore me so...

Forum Girls: *dressed as doctors*

Forum Guys: *dressed as female nurses* *glares at Emo*

Emo: *lol*

But it's really quite alarming 'cuz I'm such an awful fuuuuck...

Emo: *wearing straight jacket* *banging head on wall while laughing insanely*

Forum Members: O.O;;;

I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff...

Forum Members: *stacking up gallons of blood for Emo*

Emo *squeeing at all the blood*

I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough...

Emo: *drinking blood from a gallon bottle*

White: *standing by with another gallon*

Emo: *demands more*

White: *sighs in resignation*

I gave you blood, blood, blooooood...

Emo: *spinning around in delight while cradling a gallon of blood in her arms*

Emo: I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love! *evil grin*
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Re: Thing We Would Never Say Random Roleplay Edition

Post by Whitepulse43 on Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:20 am

Emo: Hey White can you make an animation about that song i just singed? =^w^=

White: *Drawing at the table* No...

Emo: w-wait wait! no?

White: Yes...

Emo: So you will make it?! *sparkly eyes*

White: I said no.

Emo: Why not?!? D:

White: *sigh* Firstly, i can't because Kage doesn't have avi, and he doesn't want one. Second Song is disturbing and unknow to me. Third None will accept the nurse uniform thing and lastly it's so confusing i get confused if i try to make it.

Emo: What if i fix those problems? :3

White: The answer is still no.... *keep's drawing*

Emo:...........*walks away*

White: *Focuses on drawing*

Emo: Prepare to find Devil snare under your bed tonight.... *w*

White: *startles from sudden threath so that pencil snap in two*


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Flame: *Stretches arms back with smile while sitting infront the computer* Finaly finished my nanoha profile ^_^

Das Uber kitten: *Jumps on Flames computers keyboard, messing the profile*

Flame: Kitten no!! *lifts Kitten from keyboard to empty table spot and starts deleting additional "Information"

Das uber kitten: *cocks head and jumps again on keyboard*

Flame: Gah!! *Lifts kitten of again and starts correcting again*

Das Uber Kitten: *Jumps down from the table and notices the power cable and starts playing with it.*

Flame: Phew... Okay time to post~*about to press enter to post*

Das Uber kitten: *pulls the power cable of while playing with it*

Flame: Nooo!!!! *looks at empty black screen of powerless computer*

----

Spidey: I really like the new desing of this forum. The blue seem's much more fitting color.

Flame: Glad you like it.

Emo: but i still liked the red color *pouts*

Spidey: Btw, i have a suggestion for the next background picture and title picture!

Flame: let me gues....Naked lesbians on mechas?

Spidey: How did you know?

Flame: I've been sitting here all day with you.. *tired voice*

----

Flame: welcome to co-admin training class *Wearing teacher's outfit and has pointer in her hand.*

WhiteMage, BlackMage : *claps*

Flame: Now, you need to write properly to co-admin. thus leading to writing practice. And since WhitePulse has some........Problems with his writing. he could not join our class.

White: *Writing on the black board* Grrrrr...... X(
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