Newfound RP

So for the setting, since no one else gave me a better suggestion, we'll go with Magey's patch work world.

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Rika Furude was the first to realize they weren't in Hinamizawa any longer. Or rather, it was Hinamizawa in appearance but it was missing some vital things, like people and a certain god that followed her around. Well, Satoko and Keiichi were at least with her and coming to the same realization she was. Really, what kind of world did Hanyuu send her to this time. This was definitely nothing like the other worlds, what with the lack of people in town and the fact her friends actually knew that this place wasn't right.

"Rika-chan, where are we?" Satoko asked as they stood outside the last building they had checked for people.

Rika shook her head, "Mi-, I don't know Satoko-chan."

"Uhm, guys, I think you two should see this," Keiichi called from down the street. The two younger girls exchanged glances before running down after the boy. They suddenly came to a stop when they noticed what he was looking at.

"Is that....?"

"An ocean, yep," He answered Satoko. It was such an impossible thing, Hinamizawa was located no where near an ocean. Yet, here they were.

The three gaped at the sight, it was only Rika who broke the silence, "How...?"

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Meanwhile, the other three members of the games club, Rena, Mion, and Shion found themselves in a place outside of Hinamizawa. This was a fairly suburban town, and everywhere they looked, signs were written in english.

"Are we in America? Are we?" Rena asked the twins.

Mion nodded, "I think so... uhm does anyone else think it weird we can all understand what the signs say? I failed my last english test..."

"I know a bit of english, but I've never been able to understand it to this extent," Shion agreed, "Something weird is going on."

"You mean other than the fact that we're in America with no memory of how we got here?" The other twin added a hint of sarcasm in her tone.

Reo Kawamura let out a groan as sunlight streamed down on her, and into her eyes, causing her to stir and turn her head, pressing closer to the body next to her own. As she steadily regained consciousness.. she noted that something felt.. off. It wasn't the body.. no, it was Mai, and ending up waking up next to her wasn't anything strange. It seemed normal. there were birds chirping, and sunlight was pouring in from the window.. and there was the sounds of waves lapping on the beac- .. wait.

Since when could you hear the ocean from Mai's room? And why was the bed so.. grainy? Reo snapped her eyes open and tried to sit up, but was held down by arms around her waist. She looked around the best she could, eyes growing wide.

"W.. wh.. what?!"

Reo yelped and tore herself from Mai's grip, standing up. What happened?! Why were they on the beach!? Were they kidnapped? Molested? No.. she had her clothes on.. wait. Her clothes weren't on last night! What was going on! Dropping to her knees next to Mai, she shook the dark-haired girl's shoulder.

"Mai! Wake up! Mai!"

The girl called Mai Sawaguchi grumbled in her sleep, rolling over onto her stomach when she was shaken.

"Nnn... Reoo.. don't lie, I know you like it when I do this.. zz.."

Reo blushed and smacked the dark-haired girl on the head.

"Mai, you pervert! Wake up!"

Letting out a soft whine and sitting up, Reo rubbed where she was hit.

"Ow, Reo.. what'd I- .. where are we? A beach?"

Mai seemed to catch on quickly, looking up and down the beach, before looking at Reo.

"How'd we end up here?"

Reo sighed. "How am I supposed to know? Get up so we can look around."

Mai did as she was told, before grabbing Reo's hand and pulling her along down the beach, causing the short girl to blush and mumble.

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At the same time, a young Japanese woman in a Kimono and a blonde-haired-blue-eyed woman in all black were walking around a city that would usually be considered unassuming.. if not for the fact that everything was in English and there was no one in the general vicinity except for the two of them.

"It's pretty obvious something strange is going on," the blonde girl, known as Eris Shitogi, said, as the couple walked down a deserted street.

"That goes without saying," the kimono-wearing girl, Shizuku Kirishima, said, looking up at Eris with an exasperated expression on her face. "how did we even end up here?"

"Not sure. The last thing I remember is jumping while you were sleeping.." "Eris!!" ".. and now we're here."

The now-blushing Japanese girl grumbled in irritation, yet still moved closer to the taller girl.

"This place is.. very eerie.."

"Where the hell IS everybody?" Roger asked Klaus, looking around. "And why is Langely Falls in Japanese... or... wait, when the hell did that get there?"

Roger and Klaus now found themselves in front of a section of Hinamizawa.

"I don't zink we're in Kansas anymo-"

At that moment, a white blur crashed into Roger, knocking him down.

"What the hell was that, man?" Asked a disgruntled baby from atop his perch on the white dog below him.

"You were pulling my ears off!" The dog snapped back.

"That's no excuse for the WORST game of horsey I've ever played."

"That's what she- KLAUS!" Roger quickly scooped up the goldfish and put him back in the fishbowl. "You okay?"

"Yeah -cough-, I'm fine. Who the hell are zese guys?"

The dog, goldfish, alien, and the baby stared at one another for several moments

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"You know, I think I understand it. There was a nuclear holocaust-"

"Roger, if there was a holocaust, I doubt we'd be the only ones that survived."

"No, see, only five things survive holocausts. Roaches, Evil Babies, Talking dogs, goldfish, and aliens."

The four had decided to stick together and were now exploring the Hinamizawa section, discussing inane and inaccurate theories as to how they got there.

Satoko then noticed a two girls on the beach. One a small blonde who looked close to her own age and another older darker haired girl who may be around Keiichi's age. The shorter haired blonde tapped her friend's shoulder and pointed to the two girls on shore. "Ne, Rika, do you think they might know what's going on?"

"They might, mii," Rika answered though she wasn't so sure those two would know.

Keiichi noticed where his younger friends were looking and grinned as he raised his hand in welcome, "Heyo! You two, over here!"

The three of them would definitely look like an odd bunch, a braown haired boy wearing a red vest over a black shirt and brown shorts, a tiny blonde girl showing the early signs of puberty and wearing a pink top and shorts, and a just as tiny blue haired girl wearing a green summer dress.

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Suddenly someone appeared behind the two and yelled at the top of her lungs, "Booooo!"

Soon after surprising the two lovers, Mion broke out into loud laughter, earning her a whack to the head by her younger sister.

"Ow! Shion, stop being a sadist to Uncle Mion!" Mion said grabbing her head in pain.

Shion placed a hand on her hip and practically smirked at her sister, "If I'm the sadist then you must be the masochist, Onee."

"Mii-chan, it's not nice to scare strangers. It's not," Rena said before turning to Shizuku and Eris, "I'm sorry about Mii-chan surprising you."

"Yeah you'll have to excuse Onee, she was dropped on her head a few times." Shion added.

"Hey! Take that back sadist Shion!"

Mai was playfully swinging her arm, causing Reo to swing her arm as well, as they walked down the beach. The poor tsundere girl was blushing bright red due to the action, only allowing it because no one else was around. When she heard someone call out to them, however, she quickly tried to yank her hand away, but Mai held on tight as she turned in the directio nthe voice came from.

Reo stopped struggling, for now at least, and raised an eyebrow at the trio. Indeed, she found them to be an odd group. Why was that boy hanging out with two little girls. As Mai started walkign toward them, Reo attempted to stop her.

"Mai! They're strangers! And.. I think the boy might be.. a pervert.."

Mai looked down at her girlfriend and chuckled, before pulling her along again.

"Don't be silly, Reo! They look like a nice group of people. Now stop being antisocial and let's go say hi!"

Reo sighed, resigned to her lover's whims. The two went to to Keiichi and the grils, Mai finally letting go of Reo's hand, who crossed her arms and huffed.

"Heya! You guys ended up in thsi weird place too? It's a little fishy around here, huh? Or.. ah.. do you guys live here? Sorry for calling your home weird if you do~"

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Shizuku screamed like a little girl at the sudden yell, clinging to Eris with all her might, who jumped.. but didn't react nearly as violently as her slightly more.. tender-hearted lover. The two turned around to look at their 'assailiant', Shizuku shaking a bit and Eris looking.. miffed.

Eris was abotu to comment when two other peopel walked up, a girl that looked similar to the one that scared them boping the yelling girl on the head. Looking between al lthe girls as they spoke, she frowned further. Where'd these people come from? Did they know what was going on?

"Ah, it's alright. Though I think you may've given my girlfriend a heart attack."

"N-No! I'm.. I'm perfectly alright!" Shizuku said, looking a bit calmer. "It's.. really alright. I wasn't that frightened."

"You screamed like a little girl, Shizuku."

"S-Shut up Eris! T-Treat me better, or I'll leave you!"

"Ah! I'm sorry!"

Satoko grinned mischievously as her cat-like hearing picked up what Reo said about Keiichi being a pervert, "Ohohoho, seems that one already knows you so well, pervy Keiichi-san~"

"Why you...! SATOKO!" Keiichi yelled diving for the little girl only for her to move out the way, earning the boy a mouthful of sand.

The blonde poked out her chest triumphantly before sticking her tongue out at him, "Better luck next time, K-ecchi."

While Keiichi and Satoko did their usual arguing, Rika smiled politely at the two girls, "We kinda do live here and we kinda don't. It looks like our home but no one is around. I'm Furude Rika, by the way. This is Maebara Keiichi, and my best friend, Houjou Satoko. Nice to meet you, nipaa~"

She gave them her best "so cute I wanna take her home" smile.

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"So you two end up in this weird place too?" Mion asked quickly recovering from the whack to the head.

"Onee, shouldn't you introduce yourself before asking them questions?"

Mion scratched the back of her head sheepishly, "Oh right, sorry, sorry. I'm Sonozaki Mion and the sadist over there is my younger twin, Shion."

"Don't listen to my sister, I am not a sadist, despite her being a total masochist," Shion said before bowing to the two in greeting.

"I am not!"

"I'm Ryugu Rena," The reddish haired girl introduce herself, seemingly ignoring the squabbling twins.

Reo jsut sighed at the whole exchange, shaking her head. These people worse crazy. They were worse than the girls at school.. or Mai, even. Why did Mai always attract such weird people?

Mai smiled at the blonde girl and the boy. They seemed used to this kind of argueing, especially the young girl speaking to them.. who was really unbothered by the bickering going on behind her. Listening to her explanation,she nodded sagely. "That.. makes more sense than it usually would, considering how weird everything seems. It's nice to meet you Rika-san. I'm Sawaguchi Mai, and this is my girlfriend, Kawamura Reo."

"M-Mai! You idiot! Why would you tell someone that!?"

"It's not like she goes to our schol or she's a member of our family or something, relax." Mai waved her hand dismissvely before turning her attention back to Rika. She was met with the second-most adorable smile she had ever seen, just below that of Reo's own rare smile.

"So cuteee!" Mai squealed, leaning down to hug the little girl.

As Reo watched, she let out a noise that could only be refered to as a growl. Clenching her fists, she yelled.

"MAI! YOU IDIOT!!"

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Eris was about to reply when the twins started fighting.. again. This seemed to be a regular occurance, as the red-heaed girl ignored the fighting completely. Talking to these two was appearently going to be a chore.

Shizuku, on the other hand, looked perfectly relaxed, now that she had gotten over her initial shock. Taking on her persona of a well-bred lady, she stood there with impeccable posture, and a warm smile on her face. Eris merely shook her head at the sight, perfectly aware of jsut how viscious the Yamato Nadeshiko of a girl could be.

The two of them bowed back, before Shizuku spoke. "It's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm Kirishima Shizuku."

"My names Shitogi Eris. Heya."

Shizuku looked up at her girlfriend, giving her a disapproving stare. "'Heya' isn't the proper way to greet someone new.."

Eris merely shrugged.

Satoko took her attention off Keiichi for a moment to notice the new girl hugging Rika, "Oi! Hands off Rika!"

"Mii, what's wrong, Satoko? Rena-san always hugs you and me," Rika asked innocently, though her real intentions for asking were less than innocent. She always did like seeing Satoko's embarrassed face.

"I-it's different," Satoko huffed crossing her arms and turning away, "Rena-san is our friend."

Keiichi stood, dusting himself off, "Geez, Satoko, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jea-"

"LIAR!"

The boy suddenly lifted up his hands defensively, taking a step back, "Okay, okay, you're not jealous."

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The twins finally stopped fighting to talk normally with the others. Mion was the first speak, "Anyway, as I was asking, did you guys find yourself here without any memories of how you got here?"

Meanwhile, Shion sat down on the end of the pavement near the road with a sigh, "I hope Satoko is alright, I made a promise to take care of her."

"I'm sure she is, I'm sure," Rena gave the younger twin a comforting pat on the back.

"But she's so cute!" Mai whined, pouting at the blonde-haired girl.

Regardless, she let go of the blue-haired girl, half because she felt sorry for the now embarassed blonde girl... and half because she could feel her girlfriend glaring daggers into the back of her head.

"I'd say they're both jealous," Mai said, shruggign as she looked back at her huffing girlfriend. "There there. Reeooo. You know I'm only in love with you!"

Reo huffed and turned away. "idiot! Then don't go around hugging other girls! We have more important things to deal with right now, anyway!"

"You're right. We need to figure out what's going on around here."

As she spoke, Mai walked over and wrapped her arms around Reo, smiling happily. "Much better~"

"I-Idiot.. it's not like I wanted a hug.. !"

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"Yeah. Neither of us can remember anything besides what we were doing last night," Eris said, frowning slightly.

Shizuku involuntarily blushed as the mention of last night, but quickly tried to shake it off. Really, Eris was a terrible influence.. making her mind go directly into the gutter like that!

"A-Anyway.. I wonder if anyone we know ended up here?"

Eris shrugged in response. "It's possible, since these guys seem to have lost some people as well. Hey, why don't we help you look around. See if we can find your friends, or find a way out of here? Five heads are better than two or three, right?"