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The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:13 pm

This is the story of a man named Bob. Bob does not know where he is at, and neither do you. He's also unsure of what he should do. Thankfully though, you don't share that similarity with him. Give Bob instructions and he will follow them. Let us see where we go on this adventure, the Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob!

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This is Bob. He has just woken up in a really bad drawing that he does not recognize. Tell him what to do.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Molly on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:16 pm

Fun? It's clearly a trap. Go in the opposite direction of the fun sign.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:24 pm



Bob heads to the right and encounters a building with a large wooden plank nailed above the door. Tell him what to do next.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Molly on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:30 pm

Try to eat the plank.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Whitepulse43 on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:30 pm

Go inside
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:49 pm



Bob attempts to go inside, but is too large to enter the building, so instead only manages to bump into the building.



The wooden plank is knocked down when Bob hits the building, revealing the building to be the Secret Lab. The plank now blocks the entrance to the Secret Lab, however. Bob attempts to eat the plank, but fails because he has no Mouth with which to eat the plank. Tell him what to do next.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Molly on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:50 pm

Grow a mouth, eat the plank.
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Post by Whitepulse43 on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 3:52 pm

Pick up the plank and move it aside
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 4:08 pm



Bob screws his eyes shut in concentration as he attempts to grow a Mouth, but fails. He has nothing to grow a Mouth from!



Bob moves the plank aside with his Arms. Good for pushing things around with, those Arms. Tell him what to do next.
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Post by Whitepulse43 on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 4:10 pm

Crawl inside the secret lab
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 11:40 am



Rotating himself 90 degrees on the Z, Bob crawls through the Secret Lab's entryway. He promptly rotates himself -90 degrees on the Z and returns to his normal position, so that he can examine the room properly.



Once inside the Secret Lab, Bob is finds several more entryways. There won't be any crawling through most of these entryways, it seems. On the other hand, one entryway is just the right shape for Bob to walk through. No crawling needed!
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Tom on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 11:43 am

Crawl through it anyway.

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Post by Molly on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 11:45 am

Use one of the lower entryways, like the side of the squiggly one, to climb up into the top entryway.
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Post by Whitepulse43 on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 11:45 am

Walkthrough the normal entry
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 12:24 pm



Bob attempts to climb up to the top entryway. He gets up there pretty well and gets a glance at the top entryway. It looks black, just like it did when he was standing on the floor.



Bob's foot slips and he falls down, conveniently landing in a position fit for crawling. Bob crawls.



Standing upright, Bob finds himself in a strange room with large tubes and an odd machine. Above the machine are three closed cubbies, which probably have something to do with the machine. What purpose could this machine serve? What function? Bob wonders this, but has no clue.
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Post by Whitepulse43 on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 12:44 pm

Investigate the machine
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Tom on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 12:58 pm

Urinate on the machine.

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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by GenericSpider on Fri 08 Jul 2011, 1:36 pm

Summon the weasel king.

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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Tom on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 4:06 am

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 9:05 am

Bob is struck by the sudden urge to let loose a mighty flowing stream of urine all over the machine!



But as a man of science, he can't allow himself to do something like that. He vehemently shakes his head against the idea. He blatantly refuses to defile the scientific device.



Instead deciding to examine it, Bob looks at all the different buttons on the console. There seem to be a section of the console for each of the cubbies above, but how they work and what they are for is a mystery. The two sections of buttons on the left are for the lower cubbies, and seem to be QWERTY keyboards, plus a few other keys. The section to the right is completely baffling, with three differently-colored dials and a meter below them. Each section also has a screen, all of which are blank.

Unfortunately, Bob sees no button for summoning the Weasel King or releasing the Kraken.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Tom on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 10:08 am

Do a barrel roll on the machine.

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Post by Whitepulse43 on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 10:25 am

Try using the machine
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 10:41 am



Why, that doesn't sound the least bit defiling at all.



Shit.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by ScorpionWins on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 1:33 pm

Get back up and try to turn on the machine.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Molly on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 3:15 pm

Pick up the black fuzzy ball things out of the green goo.
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Post by Whitepulse43 on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 3:15 pm

examine black objects carefully,
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Dr. Phazon on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 6:09 pm



Bob quickly collects the "black fuzzy ball things" and adds them to his inventory. After placing them in his inventory, he then takes a look at the item's page and reads its description.



"Buil-Doh -

A very generic yet somewhat rare material that can easily be formed into different shapes. When used in conjunction with an Easy Make Oven, Buil-Doh can be made into almost anything. Buil-Doh is highly valuable in some places because of this and its rarity. Scientists are unaware of what exactly Buil-Doh is and where it comes from, as it seemingly appears out of nothing, having no known proto form. Buil-Doh should not be eaten."

Well. Seems Bob has found some pretty nifty stuff. Surely these twenty units of Buil-Doh will come in handy somehow or another.

Having finished examining the Buil-Doh, Bob turns his attention to the machine. Hopefully breaking the tubes and spilling that goo everywhere hasn't damaged it somehow. The stuff looks pretty nasty. Being careful not to step in the goo, Bob takes note to let the janitor know about the mess if he ever finds the janitor, and goes around the goo to the machine. Looking closely at the command terminals again, he finds what seems to be the button to turn the device on.



There we go. The machine seems to be on now.
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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by GenericSpider on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 9:28 pm

* Make Buil-Doh lasso

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Re: The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Post by Whitepulse43 on Sun 10 Jul 2011, 4:52 am

Don't! it would be a waste to use Buil-doh now for such thing
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Post by Tom on Sun 10 Jul 2011, 9:44 am

Eat the Buil-Doh.

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