The Owl Game: RP Edition

Micah,

No.

Jack

Jack,

I assure you my offer is mutually beneficial. You get to do your perverted little thing, I get something I want. We both walk away from this with no one else the wiser. And you avoid a very awkward confrontation with the good Madame Pomphrey. Everyone wins.

Micah

Micah,

Still no.

Jack

Jack,

Then I'll just have to make your identity as panty thief public, won't I? I'm sure your head of house would LOVE to hear about it.

Micah

Micah,

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about, but if I did, I'd say that you require solid proof to make such accusations.

Jack

Jack,

I have the proof. Regardless, this is something I can't ask any of my usual accomplices to assist with. If you do it I'll owe you a favor. A big one. Is that tempting enough?

Micah

Micah,

I have blessed your school with my greatness, what more do you want from me?

Jack

Jack,

Cut the crap, you prat. Look. I want you to acquire a very specific set of undergarments for me. Discreetly. I will make it worth your time. Okay?

Micah

Micah,

Have you tried summoning? Works like a charm.

Jack

Jack,

I can't have this traced back to me, ever. Unlike you I have a reputation to uphold.

Micah

Micah,

You have no reputation. Mine however, takes care of itself. If you can't have this traced back to you, stop sending me letters.

Jack

Jack,

Yes, I realize your reputation for being a self important prat is very important to you. I see I will have to look elsewhere for a trustworthy accomplice who's actually capable of more than talk. Have fun with the hairy palms. You look like the mutt now, maybe you two should go on a date?

Micah

Sourpuss,

Try not to cry too hard. It's just an obvious trap. Even my reputation could not withstand a hard pranking, you know?

Jack

Jack,

Seriously, I was asking for your help. I can be nice when I feel like it. Asswipe.

Micah

P.S. Enjoy your modified wardrobe. I think the "Panty Theif" robes suit you.

Micah,

Despite the questions I may have about how you got into my common room, I would like to inform you that the panty thief robes suit me very well, even if they are pink. Are these your own?

Jack

Jack,

Of course they aren't mine. You'd get off on that, you sick freak.

Micah

Micah,

It's possible. Unlikely, but possible.

Jack