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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 4:34 am

Ruined Update 1

Spoiler:
Well, this should be interesting, hm?



Heh, just imagine if Game Freak really did make this game...



Oh my, how sinister!

-One quick settings change later!-



Sorry to say, you're in Hoenn, Character.



"I think... he's one of those people that appear in your dream before a grand adventure! Hope he's not a sorcerer. I hate those kinds of adventure-starters..."



...I'll say. Bulbasaur's aren't that rotten normally, are they?



Really now? Something odd?

"that I just remembered... dead?"

Oh please, don't be silly, Character! This is a Pokemon game! You don't get zombies in Pokemon!

"the will to fight, right?"

Exactly my point. Who's ever heard of a dead Pokemon?

...Aside from Pokedex facts and ghosts and stuff.

SO. Decision time!



Since Character's memory is frazzled even more than Cloud's, s/he's forgotten both his gender, and the gender-identifying technique known as the 'pat-pat'. So, feel free to tell him/her/Quina just what parts s/he has. Oh, and Character has most likely forgotten their name, so feel free to reveal that as well.

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Yeah, short, but I wanna give potential readers as many decisions to make as possible. Like what to catch (I'll be sure to check ahead of time) and any nicknames for potential pokemon.

Speaking of which, the possible starters are:

Baltoy, Koffing and Paras


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Post by NazrinTsunMouse on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 4:39 am

Girl and she should obviously be named Enoby. -shotforMyImmortalreference-

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Post by Tachi on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 4:40 am

Silly Shujiko. Shujiko is obviously a girl. A girl with a Koffing.
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 4:41 am

Gah, I should say that the female still has May's overworld sprites. Quite she has a battle sprite, though, so... guess the female is also a shapeshifter?
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Post by Rain on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 10:44 am

Girl. A Girl called Yuri.

Totally Russian and therefore has a male name. -shot-
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 1:36 pm

Ruined update 2

Spoiler:
I wonder if Pokemon Let's Player's are doomed to be female if they give others a choice in gender? Ah well, male sprite isn't exactly awesome anyway. And May Sprite is totally better than... Replacement's sprite.



So, after remembering the 'pat-pat', Character managed to deduce that she was, in fact, a girl. To confirm this, she also utilised the 'grope-grope'. Seemed a bit much to me, but *shrug*



Oh yeah, and she remembered her name. 'Shujiko Yuri'. I don't know why, but she made a >.< face when she remembered.



Indeed you are, young Shujiko!

...Or would 'Yuri' be more fitting? Argh, is your name in Eastern or Western order? Oh, figures you wouldn't remember that >.>



Oh dear. Uh... maybe we should help her out?



Yeah, uh, sink into the darkness. It helps, I guess?



And we wake up in the middle of a ruin! Looking completely different! Must see herself differently in her dream or something. Also, one thing about R/S/E hacks is that, no matter if they remove the truck or not, you still have to wait around and listen for the truck to stop and open up. Nothing terrible, but seeing it removed at some point would be cool.

Anyway...



Any hue indeed. Like r-


Shocked

M-moving on!



No way... all two houses, completely demolished...



What has happened to this town?!

Actually, this just a little graphical glitch. Quite sure there's quite a few them in this game. Dunno why, but they're harmless, at least.

Anyway, maybe we should get out of here. It looks mighty dangero-
-Pokemon"

...Um, yeah. Of course, Shujiko, I was just about to tell you that. Sweat Drop

So... wasn't there a destroyed lab with a few Pokeballs back there? Might still be actual Pokemon inside 'em!




None of these sound particularly safe to me. But if I have to take one...



Might as well flip a three-sided coin and come up with this.

Not pictured - some message saying taking more is a bit much. Sure, okay. I guess one Pokemon versus the unknown forces is a good match up.



Oh hey a trading card! 3000 Attack points! I think...



And my Koffing's stats! Dunno why the screenshots disappeared, but you can see it is called Smoker. It was either that or 'Coffles', really. Blame Vine for the name!



le gasp a survivor!



Oh dear god is that what I think it is?! I-I don't think Smoker can handle this! Lemme just get the other two Pokemon real quick and I-



Aaaawwwww damn it! C'mon, Smoker!



Not even the younglings survived...



Bulbasaur?! No, wait... 'Boilbasaur'? Huh. Didn't know zombification acted like evolution as well.

Oh, right, battle!



Quit?



Either there was a critical or I skipped the screenie. Don't worry, I'll fill you in on the missing action sequence:

Smoker used Tackle!
Boilbasaur used Tackle!



Haha! Zombie loot!



Well, that's convenient.



Yeah, how could you possibly know a mysterious waif like Shu-

what's wrong?"

...Hm.



She couldn't even remember her own gender! She had to pat and grope and she was all >.< and it was amusing.

daughter?"

Unless they were buried under rocks, nope.



"Seriously?"
"Seriously?"
"You have no memory whatsoever?"
"Nope. Absolutely no memories."
"So you have no idea who you are?"
"Just my name."
"N-"
"Move the hell along please."



It's not like you were dreaming of zombie Bulbasaurs or anything.

Anyway, to cut a cutscene short, Shujiko basically confirms she has no memories whatsoever of Littleroot being painted red with gore, and her brother - the Pokemon Champ and also PC of R/S/E along with May have both disappeared. And they must head to the nearest safest place!



Looks safe enough.



I concur.



Because you guys are here? Well, keep at it, men! We rely on you!



Also I appear to have an account on this thing and I somehow took out a potion!



Yeah sure okay hey what's over there?





Very well oh thanks for the potion maybe I'll go shopping hey what's over there?



Ah damn it zombie ninjas. We might as well give up. I mean, come on.



Poor survivors... well don't you worry! I promise Shujiko will become strong enough to defend from any zombie ninja!



the sign isn't begging for help, this is a good sign!

...Haha, sign. I'm funny.



Uh birch was over in this direction, right?



D: Oh yeah? Well... you're an NPC! Ha!



Hmph. Not tough enough? FINE. I'll just go wander up north!



And beat up the local wildlife!



Wish I could help ya there, but I only have Light Potions :/ You could just hop over the ledge though. There's a town about ten paces away!



Smoker got a level up! Look at how immense his strength growth is! He can totally dominate all!



Huh? I was the one looking for you! Don't act like I got lost or something! I wasn't even allowed out West!



well, at least you got your priorities straight?



Well, Shujiko certainly doesn't think so. Either that or she's daydreaming.



...Um, I'm no scientist, but how do Pokemon procreate exactly, if according you, this discovery changes some common thought that Pokemon simply don't lay eggs? Even Shujiko would question this logic, and she has no memories!



Must really suck to be an abandoned egg :/

Again, this'll take quite a while just screen capping every single line, so to summarise: Egg GET, get sent into the dangerous wilds of Hoenn and look for Brandon and May, Possibly somewhere in Dewford or something.
I quite like this exchange, though:



Silly Shujiko. The reasons are obvious!



"Also, it's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"
"...You already gave me the Egg, Professor."
"No, Silly Shujiko, I mean this!"



...Damn thing doesn't even have Snake on it.



And the egg is diseased, as well. Thanks a lot, Professor, I'll die of illness long before a zombie noms me. Might as well see if there's a cure in this simple little mart.



Eh? Who would be watching you?



...Dude, cosplaying as a zombie at this time is not cool. there's an epidemic going on!



Now, let's see... what was I buying? Oh, right. Balls.



Okay! Time to make Smoker the strongest Smoker ever!

---------------------------------

So, potential nicknames for the Pokemon 'round here? There's Poocjyena, Zigzagoon, and I'm sure there's Wingull round here... also, would you like to see any as permanent fixtures? Zig and Pooch each have a third new evolution, if that interests you...


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Post by Rain on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 1:44 pm

The Poochyena should totally be called Sam and kept around at all times. And I haven't even watched I Am Legend. Heheh!

Obviously, I should write Shujiko's not-quite-visible thoughts on meeting female NPC's! Totally innocent... >.>

<.<

I am Shujiko's Id Incarnate~
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 1:45 pm

The more you do that, the more >.< faces shall appear.
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Post by Rain on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 2:11 pm

Shujiko's Subconscious Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition

Oh, hey, Shujiko's keeping a dream diary. Totally not a bad idea in a zombie apocalypse, there's no way you'll end up with the worst nightmares ever written down. >.>

<.<

Ah, who'm I kidding? Shuji-chan's mind is too sweet for that. She'll just get lots of delicious yuri when she wakes up~



That's... that's a short skirt. Mind moving one step? Just one step. No, there's no rock there, and...

None? Eheheheh~

I guess you're hoping for a certain type of 'consequences'? Not my tastes, zombie men, but... :3
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 3:37 pm

Ruined Update 3

Spoiler:
Right! Let's see how Shujiko's kidnapping and training went!



Yeah, you shove that l'il puppy in there!

">.<"



He'll need a little work, but Sam here... I think he'll be the greatest companion!



Nice work Smoker!



Say hello to enslavement, Bubbaboob!



Ah, my very own treasure hunter!

For some reason, I don't have any record of Sam's progress. Weird. Well, he's a nice and healthy level 8 pup, with the power to tackle and howl at things. Will that suffice?



Oh, so I can leave without interruption? Might as well~



Huh? Where you always there, mysterious girl?

you."

>Shujiko
>Weak-willed.

I'll give you an hour to laugh at this foolish girl.



TRAINER BATTLE TRANSITION BATTLE THEME GO!



You won't defeat Shujiko, Silver!



! N-no way! Sneasel?! This is a formidable opponent! It can run circles around all of Shujiko's Pokemon! It'll take everything She's got to win this!



No! It utilised its speed to shut down Shujiko's poison strategy and waste a turn! Smoker has to attack wildly!



...S-so intense...!



Yeah, maybe...

Hahaha no that was totally easy Smoker you're awesome.



"The hell are you rooting through my pockets for?!"



What she's really saying: "WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :'("



...



So yeah! Route 102! Woo~

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So, new Pokemon this route to give names to:

*Seedot
*Skitty

Also, I'll try and remember to post more status updates for Pokemon >.<


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Post by Rain on Mon 05 Mar 2012, 4:19 pm

]Yuri Theatre: Shujiko edition
you"

Ooooh, into BDSM? I like the sound of tha--wait, a pokemon battle? Why is everyone in this world so obsessed with fighting? We'd all be much happier if we solved things through sex. Especially Shuji-chan, silly girl... Sad

Alicia? Right, I'll remember that. Need to know who to... umm... 'prepare for'... >.>

<.<

And put in Shuji-chan's dreams~
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Tue 06 Mar 2012, 2:12 pm

Ruined Update 4

Spoiler:
Fvrfvnrjvnrlvngtv missing screenshots for no reason >.<

To make up for it, have some text:

Shujiko thrashed around in the grass in route 102, enslaving a Wurmple, Skitty and Seedot to her cause. Seedy the Seedot joined her team because Shujiko figured she should have some back up in the form of a giant acorn thing. Also it levelled to 8.

And now, the exciting trek through route 102!



Some poor little guy has been cornered by the undead! How he managed to place himself there is beyond me, but Shujiko must save him!



BRING IT ON YOU MOULDY SACK OF FL-



But you were a zombie a few seconds ago I just saw it...



New kind of zombie still cannot defeat the power of Smoker!



Shocked CHARMANDER! NO!!!



*Sniffle* I'm sorry, Charmander. May your infested, bloated corpse know true rest...



MAKE UP YOUR MIND EVIL DEMON WHAT ARE YOU?!

town."

Y'know, you could have just ran straight forward instead of detouring to this single tile space. Quite sure there's someone capable of dealing with zombie ghosts in town.



Um, yay, Shujiko learned how to run? Should have put them to better use, boy.

...Tight fit. Why is Shujiko wearing a kid's shoes, again?




Almost as if it were tacked on >.<

*Rounds corner*



She wasn't even on the screen! I never knew this zombie was so gifted with sight!



Pick one please! Zombie or ghost!



Hm...



TACTICAL SWITCHING



This is a second demonic Marill. Seedy totally wrecked that first one with the power of retribution.



Unfortunately, divine retribution is a bitch for your health, so l'il Sam eat'd that there zombie.

...Poochyena's are immune to zombie diseases, right?



I don't care if you're dead either way, there's distinct differences to ghosts and zombies! >.<


what."

Oh come on, it can't be that bad!



I mean, for all we know, it's just eating berries! Also, yoink.



I'm beginning to to think I imagined that sign begging for help earlier...



What a strange item to find... wonder who's heart was broken and discarded?



Feh. Is this all? Time to break through, Shujiko!



Not even worth remembering, demon!



Taking on two Boilbasaurs like a ballofgas!

...Get it? Because I tried to say 'ball of gas' as fast as one would say 'boss' for a similar kind of... um... so... >.<



It's down to the wire now! Can Smoker prevail against this tough adversary?!?!!?














It's a Pokemon trained by Shujiko, where's the doubt? >.>

And now, I enter Petalburg...



Oh hey, a Pokecentre's worth of stuff in here! Healin' time!



Nowadays it's the blood that does most of the mingling...



I have to say, it's kind of odd to see so many (undead) Kanto starters in Hoenn.



Oh hey a house that's actually left standing in an otherwise empty settlement! Surely this is a good sign!



SURVIVOR!



...To be fair, I thought she was just really short. And that she was napping >.<



Ugh, why would I loot a corpse?



...What? I've been looting zombies! They're corpses! DON'T JUDGE ME I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE THIS CRUEL WORLD

"And I'm the one doing the work >.< Can you smell this woman beyond the fourth wall?"



I'm sure more thought will be put to whoever chews this stuff when I need to feel super tactical and stuff.

Oh yeah there's a gym here should check that out right?



>.< Okay... well, I guess this place has nothing left for me to pillage in the name of survival, so-



Oh hey a strange person Shujiko can't remember! I wonder if he's an old friend?




So yeah, Shujiko's all "lol 'kay" about the zombies. Good girl, huh? Welp, time to go chase after my brot-



"Hm? Oh, those guys? Don't worry, they're actually pretty weak. I'll take care of them"



"Eh? But I just said I could-"




"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE FINE I'LL JUST PLAY THE HELPLESS DAMSEL LA DEE DAA!"



...



...Real heroic, Shujiko.

">.<"



Thorough and fast eaters, ain't they?

Oh hey there's a house I never checked.



Just a box, huh... oh! Can I use it for stealth related purposes?



Good enough! Huh? There's another one... and another... and... a kazillion more...?

So yeah, this box holds infinite potions. Not a glitch, it's just you'll need a shit load of them if you don't want to haul ass back to Petalburg if you want to heal. Can also help immensely against some tough foes we'll be seeing soon enough, as well. I'll just have Shujiko camp here for a little while. Gonna need the supplies!


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Post by Rain on Tue 06 Mar 2012, 2:18 pm

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition
Zombie... zombie... ghost girl (now if only she'd stop fighting)... ghost... zombie... dead woman whose clothes we have obviously taken off to ransack? Go on Shuji-chan, do it! You've got to sta--oh, you just want her half finished dinner. Fine, deny your libido all you want, just know that I'm not completely responsible for your dreams tonight!

Or any bloody lack of legs or life therein.


And Shujiko is camping now. >:3
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Wed 07 Mar 2012, 11:09 am

Not Ruined Update 5

Spoiler:
So I did something absolutely fucking retarded and deleted the albums I had of the previous updates. You see, I didn't want to clog an account I never used before now and I didn't make the obvious connection that 'no source = no picture' >.> All I can hope is that anyone interested in this has already read the last parts. And if not... um, sorry. Play Snakewood yourself and try and imagine my hilarious commentary over it?

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Okay! I'm all rested up, I made no dent whatsoever in that Potion Mountain, and I have a quest to do! Time to battle my way through a zombie horde!



STARTING WITH YOU!



...Oh. Well, I don't like beating up sickly opponents, so I'll let you go. But if I find you in better health! :chainsaw: Not that I know where Shujiko would find one, but beware!

Oh hey a beach! I like beaches because they're sandy!




Wah! Where did that guy even come from! I was just gonna talk to that girl!
Oh fine, whatever. Shujiko, kick his ass and LOOT DAT LOOTAH!



Tch, no challenge at all! If you're gonna use a Seedot, utilise Bide before it's too weak to even bother! The Taillow wasn't much to talk about, either!




Indeed, this world is rotten. Perhaps I should lead us to a brighter era?



In order to stem the flow of tears for every female in this decrepit world, I promise I will purge this infection! I will take control of this diseased land, and I will rule it benevolently!

Anyway, *skips along beach*



I find it ironic that a region so hated for the abundant and dull and tedious and crappy and annoying amount of swimming is even having this much trouble of seawater is enough to stop them. Clearly, we should all become Water Pokemon trainers!



Poor guy's probably just starving to death. But should you really stand in front of an open doorway if that's a problem?



I mean, there's perfectly edible berries right here! Just bring them to him and SUDDENLY BATTLE WITH A LOOTER





PFFFFFT A Surskit? Please, that thing won't stand a chance against the power of Sam!

-ten minutes and about 6 potions later-



Shocked W-what...? A-all it did was shoot bubbles... what monstrosity was that?!



That was quite troublesome for a few berries... why did I want them again? Hm, whatever, I still have a forest to travel through.


since their arrival."

I knew there was a reason not to trust those frickin' Wurmple!



So. Petalburg Woods huh? Hopefully there won't be too many unholy abominations running around.



You're too kind, sir! But I think I have all I need!



As if an invisible item could escape me!

Oh? Another southern exit? Let's see what's here...



You poor woman! Here, take one! There's an infinite amount of the stuff in the first house you'll pass in Petalburg! Heal to your heart's content!



Oh, a talon? ...Useful!

(These things are basically renamed Sharp Beak, so they make Flying attacks stronger).



Should be useful for enslavement purposes.

-Back through the forest we go!-



Brocade and NotBrocade join my army of never-to-be-used reserves!



But I must! The whole world hinges on my success! Maybe! Would be nice if were that important!



Your Slakoth might be slow and lazy, but it's certainly no slouch!

...In the power department, I should add. Makes more sense that way!



In the end, however, Sam was the superior slave!



Poor Seedy couldn't withstand the force of those Leech Life's it was spitting out at us!



Want.

same way."

Hm... might be better to tactically retreat and regroup at Petalburg for now... can't rely on Potions forever...

-On the way to Petalburg I did this-



I want a Pidgey now.



Okay, refreshed and restocked! Time to clear this forest!



I think she's in pain. Hey Shujiko, go see what's the matter!



!

Sorry lady, but you're one woman Shujiko won't be sharing her body with!

">.<"



Shouldn't be a problem here.



It... glared at me. Without a head. You'd be paralysed with fear if that happened to you as well!



I think you can guess what happened here.



Man, who knew a headless demonic hell dog would be so tough? Smoker, you better return!



I know you're burning to death, but I need your poisonous capabilities if I wanna stand a chance!

-I seem to have forgotten to screenshot Smoker poisoning and doing minor damage to this rather shiny bird because I suck at this. Don't worry though,you've only missed one attack used against Sam-



Yep.



Curse your potion! You're only delaying the inevitable!



Phew, finally. That was pretty tough...




Why are the cuter girls so much weaker?



gym leader was defeated?"




So yeah, nice zombie loot, but I guess things are kinda bad up ahead.

soup."


D:



Moving on, Ether get...



A new monster? Very well, prepare to be ensla-


Huh. Well, tough luck, Shuji.

">.<"



Huh. Well, whaddya know, Shuji?

">.<"



Oh hey, another vile monster lady person.



Of all the females to be blatant in their attraction to Shujiko, why is it the monsters?



An Egg? Wut? Why would an egg be sent out to fight?

...Well, it's a pain in the ass to fight with Seedy >.< Smoker, you're up!



These things seem to have quite a bit of HP on them. Luckily, Smoker can easily tank whatever they hell they hit with!



If you want Shujiko's body, possess a beauty next time!

Now, past her is...



I do not know why this would be left lying here but thank you!



No way to proceed? Oh, fine.



Welp, free of those there woods. I should really get around to proceeding... once I toughen up. Just in case, y'know?



The hell is this doing here?! Why haven't I ever seen you before now?!



...Not the biggest Pikachu fan really. Even with a Light Ball in Platinum/5th Gen it's really lacklustre. But hey, what the hell? I can always replace it and I need more than Tackle, Bide, and Smog to get through this.



I sure hope a worthy party member hatches from this!

Next time: Zombie slaying, Rustborough, plot!
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Post by Rain on Wed 07 Mar 2012, 3:41 pm

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition

Aww... c'mere, let me comfort you. I can't stay long but maybe you'll feel le--

OI, SHUJI! Why are you just walking away? Leave your dreams of world domination until after you've built enough public support! Idiot! You'll never get a decent harem with which to enjoy yourself, anyway. >.<

Lady needs a potion? Well, she's kind of cute, maybe you should make a 'trade'. Doesn't have to be mu--.

Great. A talon. Well, at least it's got a vaguely phallic shape. I'll just have to use your dreams to give you a use for it...


"Want female"

Yeah, a Beauty would be better. :<
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Wed 07 Mar 2012, 4:44 pm

Sleepy Mini Extension Update 5.1

Spoiler:


So there I was, training my new arrival to be strong enough to protect me from the hordes of zombies that want my lovely body when suddenly:



that happened.



I have no idea how this can be considered 'normal', a bug or how it can sap the life from something, but I want to find out. C'mon, Rations! You and Enoby must toughen the hell up! And enslave more monsters I probably won't use.





I hate when I forget to record things D: But yeah, Rations is also level 11!

Okay, I think that will do for today. I know it's still shining brightly, but Hoenn's moon is weird and is basically a second sun, but it's definitely night time right now, and everyone knows you shouldn't fight zombies and demons and shit at night.



Lest you suffer what this poor Pikachu did.



So anyway, after leaving this desecrated corpse alone, I decide to hide out in this building and hope this doesn't form a part of Enoby's tragic and dark and maybe slightly goffik back story.



Hm, a flower shop shop, huh?



With a useless item?



Still, can't deny that medical supplies, walls and ceiling beat medical kit, trees and leaves when it comes to protection.

Right! Smoker, Rations, Seedy, Enoby! Take turns keeping on the look out for the zombies! Sam, snuggle with me!



Now, let me just sleep by these lilies, and I'll continue whatever the hell I was doing in the morning...
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Post by Rain on Wed 07 Mar 2012, 4:54 pm

Note: the following is much less vivid than the actual dreams.

Shujiko's Dreams

Naked flesh. Lots and lots of naked flesh. More than the last time Shujiko slept, even, despite the fact that she couldn't remember her last dream. Of course, before she could get to the standard 'harem of attractive girls I've met' part, there was the whole 'strangely hot, looted corpse' thing to get through.

If Shujiko's subconscious could find one thing wrong with what they did with the body, it was that Shujiko was the dominant one. There was something fundamentally wrong with that. The zombies were all ugly, though, so...

A few ghost girls later, a strange 'session' with a filed-off talon, and regular programming resumed.

It was a zombie apocalypse, not a time to be picky.
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Thu 08 Mar 2012, 1:11 pm

Spoiler:
"That... was a strange dream. Weirdest I've ever had, if only because it's the only dream I can currently remember, and only vaguely. I'm... quite sure it was like a mental recap. Except with less clothes...?

...All I know is that I don't think I wanna use this talon thingy. >.<"

Huh, wonder what Shujiko was dreaming about? Well, whatever, we have some questin' to do.



Current team line up. Ignore Mish, he's just there. I hope they're strong enough to get me through this...



Now that Sun Number One is back out and shining as brilliantly as the night sun, it is now much safer to roam the lands and loot the backyard!



"WHERE?!"



Uh, miss, your Poochyena's trying to eat Shujiko's egg.



Uh, hello, Shujiko's a tad too pretty to be one!

meat."

Oh come on, there's a safe house right next to us!




*Gasp* A brand new attack! Hey Shujiko, Seedy needs a new technique, so-



... >.< Bleh, an inaccurate method of putting opponents to sleep? Seedy needs to be attacked in order to do anything!




Three Magikarps?! This guy is obscenely overpowered! He made Rations get tired of leeching life and forced me to utilise type advantage to barely scrape a win!



And thus, I leave the safety of the running water. Actually, doesn't this bridge just give zombies a method of bypassing it altogether?



Can never have too many berries!



Poor Seedy, completely outmatched by Rotmander.

Poor Charmander, turned into a Rotmander...



One by one, I will eradicate these demons! I just hope there isn't reserves waiting in hell though.



Absolutely nothing here except from an item I probably won't use. Nothing else at all.



Two zombies at once?! I-I think you can handle it, Shujiko! We believe in you!




Shrivlsaur thought Leech Seed would be enough to beat me. Shrivlsaur got burned. Not literally, because I lack fire, but you know.



DOUBLE K.O.!



So, this is Rustboro, huh? Wish I could remember what I was supposed to be doing here. >.<



Another one of these limitless crates? I wonder if all these potions are contained underground, and these crates are likes holes used to relieve pressure from the land?



POKESCHOOL! WOOOO-



-OOOOOOOOoooooooh. Class isn't in right now.

>.>
<.<



Oh hey, a horn that somehow lets my Pokemon sometimes do something first!



Poor kid, he had his whole life ahead of him. Until he lost his heeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh!



HOW IS THIS HEAD THROWING A POKEBALL WHY IS IT ALIVE DID IT HATE MY SUBTLE PUN WHATEVER SHUJI DESTROY IT!



These things have Powder Snow, so Seedy went and died >.<



Poison Gas did this 4 or 5 times until Smoker fell >.<



Stupid Static activating on the turn I use thunder Wave >.<



Oh, right, part Psychic. Leech Life is Bug type and does surprisingly good damage!



">.<"

My sentiments exactly. >.<



SAM, END ITS MISERABLE EXISTENCE.



!



Scary looking person next to a zombie pen ahead! Best not to attract attention when my forces are in desperate need of healing...



I sure hope this is a safe place to be...



...Huh. Who knew?



...Uh... I might be a trainer, but that doesn't mean I know how to use mushrooms :/



...How?!

daughter?"

I really hope she isn't possessed or turned into some weird demonic portal-girl or something. She sounds like Shujiko's kind of person!

"..."

What? You can be a heterosexual friend to girls, Shuji. >.>



Okay... let's see if there's anyone left in here?



Damn it Shujiko, what is about you that demons find so loveable?! Do they all love flat girls or something?!



Totally got this!



Friggin' Pursuit!



...Rations is part bug, right...?



I'm not thinking things through, am I?



You can probably tell what the hell happened to Smoker.



And then Sam learned how to bite. Should be nice to have.



Mwuhahahaha!

-One quick healing trip later-



Things won't go like the last I took one of you on!



...Hopefully >.<



I had confidence in my skills all along!



Oh yeah, two in a row!



Well, that's unappealing.



I suppose I have no choice... I must confront that ??? person!



That can't be!



...Right, I suppose. >.<




Feh, I've already beaten you once, ???! Don't think thing'll change now that I've gotten exponentially better!



JESUS WHAT THE CHRIST IS THAT MONSTROSI- No, wait, it's an actual Pokemon. Ehehe...



Enoby was more than enough for that Sableye!



Note to self: Ghosts hate teeth.



Okay Seedy, I know your luck's been pretty terrible lately, but I believe in you!



YES! Amazing Bide, Seedy!



Why so surprised? Didn't you know? Shujiko is the best, cutest, and least talented trainer in the world!

"I know what that means. =.="

Shush, Shuji, just revel in your dominance.



Rowan does it better.



...Well then.
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Post by Rain on Thu 08 Mar 2012, 1:26 pm

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition


meat."

So pretty... Shujiko, offer to make some of her last hours away from zombies as nice as possible! I'm sure she'll say yes and then all you have to do is take of your clothes and follow my instructions!

...

Stop walking away from the cute ones! >.<



I know what I'm doing with this.
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:02 am

Spoiler:


Enjoy the fight, guys?



So... is the bank smaller than the house now? You'd think it... well, wouldn't. Well, time to slay more demons!



D: B...but I'm worthyyyyyyyyy!

...Oh fine. Shujiko, let's just go somewhere were the demons aren't mean.




*GASP* Weird people! I sense incoming lotsa-dialogue!



Haha, Danty-no-legs! I'm funny!

"You need to make an actual joke to create humour."

Shush Shujiko, watch the plot.




We aren't up against a bunch of candlejacks, ar




"...I feel alone. Thank god."

"Um...So these guys have a cloak of invisibility on the area, which is completely ineffective on me, it seems. Because I suppose I'm that awesome. But anyway, they seem to oppose the demons, so we're clearly allies! Helping time!"

to!"

"Let it never be said I don't follow the rules!"



"Oh hey, a gym! I should challenge the gym leader to test my zombie-slaying prowess so far!"



"...No, wait, I picked up the badge back in the woods, right? And where is everyone?"



"Um... well, I suppose no one would mind me picking up this Rock Tomb TM, even though none of my Pokemon can use it. >.<"



"Survivor!"

him like a suit."

"...If I wanted to, yeah. >.> Why do these people never look dead from more than three tiles away?"



"W-why did I take his liver?!"

yourself. Hardly a scratch on it!"

-Blushes- "Oh, um... well, I've been hearing a l-lot of compliments lately... but never from the cute girls... n-not that it matters!"



And thus, Shujiko's journey north came to an end.

"Wah! W-when did you get ba-"

Around the same time you muttered something about cute girls.

"But I ne-"



Anyway, now that the c- er... business with a certain someone is over with, time to drive the plot of Shujiko's life once more.



Just taking a walk, good sir.

disguised as you are."



"No. That's stupid, you silly girl."

">.<"



"Surname?"

"...Yuri. >.<"

"What an odd face to make over a Russian name."




Hm, a likely and plausible story. Don'y worry Gleis, we trust you completely!

To cut another scene short, we ask to help deal with the demons and stuff, and must now make our way to the tunnel on the other side of this route. But before that, we must test our mettle against him. Shouldn't be too hard.



...WHAT THE FRICKIN' CHRIST ARE YOU?! Oh god, it's a weird suckle monster! Don't let it drain your soma, Shujiko!

-Spluttering- "I-i-it's a Faceleech! >.<"



A decently strong attack AND Speed boost!? Grr, better wall that attack, then!



O-oh god...



OF COURSE IT'S PART POISON D:



Luckily however, a Faceleech's weakness lies either in HP, defences or both. See that damage? One Tackle attack.



Even a weak as hell, type-disadvantaged attack like Leech Life can deal a nice amount of damage on them!



...Uh, Gleis, your text looks evil.

your Pokemon."

Yeah k thx see ya at the tunnel.



Silly zombies, thinking you can bar my way!



...Oh. Um. Moving on.



Should be useful for when I don't want to see a Pokemon.



That's... a very sturdy rotten arm.



Also, caught a new slave! And it doubles as an alarm clock/zombie alarm!

in a comical manner."

...This is getting cruel.

head is covered in Faceleech spit."

Good thing Shujiko managed to avoid getting its spit all over her body, huh Shujiko?"

"They only go for faces! >///<"

body as a shell."

I prefer the snails made of lava, myself.



Can't see myself using this any time soon!




Long story short, Shujiko doesn't care how well the body suits Dan, Dan says Gleis is inside, Shujiko goes inside.



Seems a little misty in here.

talk further."

Nothing sinister there at all.

in her mouth."

...Must be them drugs, scrambling her brains. Explains this weird, smokey mist I'm seeing.



To put it simply, this girl somehow became a portal between Hoenn and Hell. Kinda sucks for her. Now I have to beat up demons while Gleis closes this portal.



I hope this flashback contains something relevant to my interests!



...Oh.



Well, this sure added a lot.



I knew Anorith were the devil's choice in Pokemon!




This battle really dragged >.< He has two of these things. I can't remember their exact typing, but I do know they have a ton of defence, and none of my moves are super effective. They hit fairly hard too, being five levels above me and all that, so that wasn't helping.

But then this happened!



Yaaaaay~ Great job, Shujiko! Your loving and caring made it evolve!



Hehe... missed the screencap for that, but don't worry, the game gives me another chance with a second demon!




It was as long and tedious as the last fight. Same two Anorith and all that.



The demonic language warps my mind with its inhumanity.



Damn right, Shuji's only got one Pokemon left standing >.<

moment more..."



Yep, really sucks to be Elise. First she's a demonic gate girl, then she dies because I guess Gleis made the portal implode or something.

meet again one day."

Yeah, maybe.




Oh bugger, that's what we're doing? Can't believe you remembered before me, Shujiko.

">.>"
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Post by Rain on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:54 am

Due to the lack of attractive females apart from one that promptly crumbled to dust after demon-summoning, Shujiko's subconscious has no comments to make today. XD
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:50 am

Spoiler:


After that horrifying and totally epic battle, Shujiko's gonna need to heal her Pokemon up!



...Once we check out this place.

comes to killing people."

Huh. I wonder if there's a contest for 'most pointlessly diabolical torture of a human' contest going on right now?



I wonder when Shujiko stopped being bothered with all this corpse-looting?

-One healing trip later-



Right, let's see what else this tunnel holds!



An item I will probably hoard for all eternity waiting for 'the right time' to use it, and an exit with a blocked off section nearby. Well, at least it's short!



Yeah, kinda suCHARIZARD LET ME CATCH THAT CHARIZAAARRRRD!

Gaah!"

Oh dear. Um, Don't worry, Shujiko! You can withstand this!

adieu!"

-One bright flash of light later-



That's a pretty calm reaction to tumbling down a rocky cliff-face. Shujiko's pretty damn tough! I bet she could destroy all of her enemies without trying!



Oh, uh, never mind me, I'm just... uh... a voice you can't hear. Wooooo~~~



A: "How the hell am I supposed to practice my yuri-submission techniques if you're gonna watch me?"

S: "... >///<"



Thanks, Silver, I'm sure Shujiko needed someone to guide her two tiles towards her destination.

other than your name?"

You should at least ask if she's a doctor first, Shujiko. Doctors could probably explain amnesia better.



Damn, Shuji, what did you do to make everyone want you dead?



S:"When your name's as stupid as 'Pestilence', no amount of bad memory erases it from your mind."

P:" Mad "



"If you can't remember how awesome you used to be, you'll end up weak enough to defeat!"

loose ends!"

Totally necessary to point out your gender. I'm sure it comes up a lot in conversation and stuff.



...Though maybe we needed a hint after all.



EVEN THE SLUDGE BECAME A ZOMBIE IS NOTHING SAFE?!

So yeah, these Moulder are tough, at least for my team. Ranging from level 12-14, mostly physical attacks (Only Bite and Thundershock is my Sp.Atk alternative) and they have a ton of Defence. Oh, and all my attacks are physical attacks are either Normal or Leech Life. This'll be totally fun.



Gonna need Smoker's defence and Poison resistance to stand something vaguely resembling a chance here...



>.<

S: ">.<"

P: Problem?



Should take more care to document these battles battles better, but yeah, a near-fatal Acid + Paralysis let Seedy here Bide that sunovabitch!



Ah, Qwilfish. Don't know a whole lot about these guys, except that they're part poison - of course - and seem to have a crapton of Sp.Def, since Thundershock is near negligible in damage here.

Also, fucking Toxic!



Seedy had to take a bullet to minimise damage to the rest of my team. Shujiko! Don't let her brave sacrifice be in vain!



I hate relying on Grasswhistle, but it's being surprisingly effective here!



Gonna need my reserves for this and the remaining Moulder...



I THINK Poison types are physical? I can never remember which, especially given Dark's nonsensical damage type, but it's moot anyway. Bastard knows Water Gun.



Lots and lots of switching. TACTICS THAT DAMN SUSHI TO DEATH, SHUJIKO!



This is gonna be risky. If I don't kill it, it gets Full Restored, so I better get a critical or hope my damage is just high enough...



Oh thank ch-

S: "FUCK YEAH!"

...Anyway.



It's like watching the main characters gain a power up during a losing battle. I love it!



Cutting things a tad close here, but I know Smoker can finish this...



Assuming Rations doesn't devour this thing first!



Feckin' Full Restore. Well, at least Rations can still pound it a little.



Aw yeah. Awesome job, Shujiko!

"Increasing in power is what I do best! Though I have to wonder what kind of team I used to have if this me stronger than before..."



Wait, this crater was your base? You're not very good at making bases, are you? Hey, don't walk away!



...Disguise?

"Disguise?"

OH! I get it! Because her sprite's not been replaced yet! Hahaha... that's... not the story-related reason, is it?



S: "S'fine. You've been the weakest boss by far anyway."

A: "..."

out against you."

Let's just hope you pose something vaguely resembling a challenge, then!



Ironic, isn't it? Now you know what it feels like.




Now what could this mysterious object be and of what interest could it hold for our favourite protagonist?



'Pokewiki' would have been my guess, but I suppose the differences are slim to none.



"Strangely enough, she's only ever seen the Pokemon I myself have encountered since I woke up without my memory. Funny coincidence."



Seem to have missed one last screenie there. Oh well, sure it wasn't that important.



...I get the feeling someone's waiting for Shujiko to take another tumble.



And this... is somewhat odd.



Ach! Zombies!

perhaps you'd better move away."

Well, I know Shuji hates fighting opponents who are clearly unwell, so...



Time to nab me a Charizard and eliminate all fears and potential problems!



...
...
...
...

Let's... just see what's in there. Crying or Very sad



...Well. This is new.

within the force field."

These gals sound like they don't really care that Hoenn's gone to shit. At least, it's somehow noticeably worse than it used to be. Just another tourist spot out here!



Also I learned how to cut down respawning trees.



And bought some balls.



...Yeah, think Shujiko's staying here tonight.
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Post by Rain on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:00 pm

You really ought to grind a little more. Also, your egg has a Delibird sprite? XD

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition
How's she going to practice, Shuji? By practising on YOU, of course! Take this chance! Take it! Take i--

Stop being boring. :<

Shujiko's Dreams
More odd uses of phallic items, sleeping with a random beauty, sleeping with someone who then disintegrated... and finally having sex with Alicia in a hammock suspended over a pool of lava, with the Charizard watching. Nothing odd at all!
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:42 pm

Spoiler:


S: "...Good thing that hammock was durable against heat and rocking, huh? Would have been a shame if we fell into that lava right in the middle of it."

NPC: " Shocked "

S: "I didn't enjoy it, though! I swear!"

Anyway, after Shujiko made friends with everyone, she remembered she had something to do. I think it involved zombies. So, of she went.



Also, Seedy learned how to chop down respawning trees!



Just make our way back...



Stupid, crumbling, tiny rocks!



DAMN IT SHUJIKO NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT SEVEN DAYS TO LIVE




"Apparently, tiny islands within slightly larger islands have 100% immunity!"



Oh, right, Shujiko had a missing sibling >.< Guess we'll get right on that!



Gaaah, why can't Shujiko just learn how to swim? >.<

near Rustboro and ask."

Say Birch, how do you know there's survivors from Petalburg's gym?



Well, if Shujiko sees no reason to question this guy...



Seedy! Display your amazing strength and DESTROY THIS TREE! Afterwards, we question who the hell planted this thing right on the path.



Hm... Nothing over here, really.



yay loot



Heh, been a while since I encountered a zombie ghost!



Things didn't go too well.



I was having an off day?



Regardless, Shujiko emerged once more as the dominant one in this duet. Of battle.

is!"

Heroically stealing Pokemon, are we? Okay!




Forced to steal fish just to survive this mad, mad world...



Now I wanna know how this Magikarp could possibly hold this. Also, why? Also, whatever, I have Surf!



I love eating rations~

Eh, not my egg, Rations. I don't think he/she/it tastes all that great :/



Curse you, conveniently placed rocks!



This must be that girl from Petalburg gym... Huh, now that I think about it... can I take someone like her on? Sure, I've slain many a zombie, ghoul, demon, ghost, deathcaller and even a horseman of the apocalypse, but she's a Gym Trainer! She's on a whole other level!

Shujiko! You must train if you wish to survive!




The results of our arduous training session! Also, found that little guy at some point.

Okay, my whole team is brimming with unbridled power and energy! Shujiko! Direct your Pokemon to victory with your burning spirit!!!

you!"

"I won't lose to a mere gym leader!"



"Ha! As if that weak thing could stand up to Smoker!"

...Oh dear. >.<



Stupid immunity making poison worthless >.< Learn something useful, Smoker!



Sure, you keep spamming your Leers and Sword Dances and Fury Cutters. The more you do, the more time I have to tackle you to de-



...Shujiko, it has a Sword Dance-boosted Fury Cutter >.<

"Show that weakling how you really slice and dice, Seedy!"



...Good call, Shuji.



What a horribly underwhelming earthquake. >.<



This Delcatty sure took a day and a half KO'ing a horribly weakened opponent.



Whereas Shujiko just gets straight to the point.

"Not even close to worth my time!"


escape with."

Well, as long as you're not withholding stuff on me. Facade would be a welcome addition to my arsenal right now. >.<

zombies!"

"I've been doing that since I woke up in the middle of a ruined town. I also defeated a Horseman of the Apocalypse. I'm pretty damn good, I think, especially since this is me better than ever, apparently."

Next stop: Dewford!



...Once I teach a Pokemon how to swim.
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Post by Rain on Mon 12 Mar 2012, 1:37 pm

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition

I'm sure if you sleep with that trainer, she'll tell you what you've got that could swim... given some practice. Or at least give her a kiss (Magikarp > Gyarados > Surfin' Gyarados; wasteful but epic)
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:25 am

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Well... it might be a pointy ride, but it's a ride nonetheless...




Yay item collecting!



And now, to Dewford! Since zombies are weak against saltwater, we should be safe from attack!



Indeed! I'm Sure Shujiko's happy to have a little break from all the battl-



Oh, um. Sure, okay.



I dunno, we sorta went from zombies to moustached walruses.



Though I still dunno how they managed to take over a region composed with a shitload of water.



Moving on. Hope our surfin' Zigzagoon is fine supporting a grown girl as it swims towards new land.



I think you'll find that there are things worse than zombies in this world ^.^



Man, that's a lot of HP. Still, Smoker is way more than enough!



Though I decided Smoker could use back up...



Sorry, must have forgotten that wild Pokemon inhabit the waters of the wettest region in existence. Shujiko is very sorry.



Poisonous balloon has been enslaved!

so I've become a pirate!"

A wise career choice, no doubt. Gotta go where the money is!



You look very familiar. Meh, probably no one important.



I THINK that first one was a Meowth... Also, forgot these things are part Dark now. But hey, that just means Leech Life will decimate them! Maybe!



Eh, more or less. Stronger attacks would be so welcome right about now.




The battles were all pretty identical. I use Smoker, who is incredibly ineffectual, and I switch to something that can work. Might need to drop the poor guy at some point.

Also, items! Yay!



Meh, I've caught far more useful slaves already.



Have Qwilfish always been so annoying?

-After the Battle!-



"*Gasp* She's... beautiful! Oh Sam, I bet you can maul the forces of evil with the most magnificent grace!"

Shujiko looks pleased as hell.



And we've even reached our destination! Hopefully free of evil enemies completely! No one wanting Shujiko dead and/or her body at all!

This update feels so half-assed I apologise
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Post by Rain on Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:48 am

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition

So many swimsuits... Shujiko, 'accidentally' remove one! They'll be naked! Go on, do i-

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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:20 pm

Spoiler:


Immediately upon coming to shore, Shujiko is accosted by a man who apparently wants to do violently perverted things like his Pokemon. This can't be good.



Luckily for us, he's a terrible thruster, so Shujiko is more than safe!



Shujiko immediately leaves, deciding that a mouldy stick and string is terrible for fishing.



"That is without a doubt the most retarded hand-wave I've ever heard to get rid of an annoying obstacle."

But hey, at least I don't need to use Flash, so I'm happy!



No doubt we'll totally find something useful in here.



Avoid caverns, got it. Will never go there. Not the useful I was looking for though.



"Meh, just a few weak arm thrusts in my general direction. Sam made sure they stopped coming."



This is how low Hoenn has gotten. Old People are forced to watch the TV they hate so much. These zombies have gone too far.



Because there's no such thing as monsters, silly b- I SEE A USEFUL IN THERE



I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THEM OR YOUR NEEDS I WANT MY USEFUL

Ugh. What a terrible NPC.



"I mean seriously, that right there is a powerful item but I can't use it because they decided to leave it lying around near traumatised survivors..."

in Norman's gym."

Oh yeah, there was like, no survivors, right? Shujiko is sorry for the loss of this 'Laura' person.



Awesome. Smoker can tackle harder now.

exhausted, but at least I'm safe."

...Can Shujiko borrow it? She's zombie slaying and would kill for an awesome killing machine like that!



1) They made the weaker of the two a member of the E4, while the stronger one becomes what is effectively the third gym leader? What a silly region.

2) Kahuto Elite Four?



Dirty perv shoulda stuck with Ice Punch.



Oh hey a Mysterious Cave!



NEVER COMING BACK.

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Next time, on Pokemon Snakwood:



"FRICKIN' HARUKO AND YOUR CREEPY TRAINERS HIDING THE DARKNESS!"
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Post by RolePlayingRoxas on Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:52 am

Short update is short.

Spoiler:


I hate darkness.




Well that's reassuring! Monsters with giant teeth and blades for claws lurking in the darkness they probably blend right into! This will be fun!



No doubt, creepy lurker guy.



"...What kind of films?"



:chainsaw: "DON'T YOU DARE COME ANY CLOSER!"




Shujiko is none too fond of dark mazes. Almost walked in on someone using the bathroom. Would've been embarrassing if she had.



What, you mean how Shujiko's egg put your cat to sleep? I dunno, they could probably still hear the action.



Indeed, land-based pirate. Good thing I have some sort of super effective attack on these guys!



Is an exploding gas ball also atmospheric. Also, oh look Shinx is part dark now!



"I-I'm gonna be trapped here forever!"



"In a gym filled with unhelpful/creepy men!"



"A-at least I'm alone in here... My friends will keep me safe from the dangers lurking in the dark!"

-Six hours later-



Oh thank we finally found her. This fight better be suitably epic!


is that okay?"

...

"Also here's a map outta here. Now will you go?"



Damn it Shujiko be more assertive! Kick her ass THEN investigate the stupid caves!



This is bloody ridiculous...



Stupid high and mighty gym leader making an amnesiac little girl enter a dangerous cave...



Probably can't even make her own way out of that stupid gym of hers...



Well... let's go kill what is undoubtedly another demonic monstrosity, then.
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Post by Rain on Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:27 am

Yuri Theatre: Shujiko Edition

Ooh, she's pretty. Best do as she says~

And that is why Shujiko gave in so easily.
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