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Post by Simply David on Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:59 pm

Related to this: http://randomroleplay.forumotion.net/t547-the-claim-game-rebooted

Time for the crossover to beat all crossovers!

In this world, nothing is impossible as every character in fiction is capable of showing up. Lets see the results of our claims!

A few basic rules, to set the tone:

  1. SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME IS NOW! Forum rules apply, including being nice to others and no godmodding.

  2. THE PLACE TO BE IS HERE! The setting is simple: You have a world that may as well be Earth, as even if it "isn't" it is the same in every way. You live here in this world, or if not "you" then someone like you or someone that is otherwise just a simple ordinary human being, no special abilities. Your claims appear near you in your next post after the claim has been made.

  3. THE CRAZINESS BEGINS HERE! While you can do whatever you want with your characters, it's appreciated we don't go around killing everyone. Fights are allowed of course, however.

  4. OH MY GOG! THEY KILLED A PERSON! While killing is something that should generally be avoided, in this world it means NOTHING! This is because the Deus Ex Nurses on Jupiter will heal you and your characters after they've died and send them back to you after a short while. Usually, this will be relevant in time to when any current fights you are in end. HOWEVER AN IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER! If you (or your relevant "OC") die, then your claims will all vanish to Jupiter with the character until such a time to revive them.

  5. YOU BASTARDS! So when you do something against the rules, Flame will bring in Maya and Featherine and you will be so utterly screwed over that you won't even know what happened.

  6. REMEMBER! THE GOAL IS FUNTIEMZ! Fight, play, sexitup (But black it out or at least take it to the appropriate threads), or even just go poke someone. Whatever you do, just remember this RP lacks any sense and you should do fine.

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Re: A Wonderfully Wacky Zany Crazy Super Mega Crossover!

Post by White Mage Slave on Wed 21 Mar 2012, 3:20 pm

Tam had never felt odder than she did being held at gunbladepoint by what she had thought was a fictional character. The small cyborg girl was chomping a cigar as her many eyes focused on the rather regular looking human before her.

"Who are ya? What did ya do? Where am I and how do I get back? I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF CARTOONS DAMMIT!"

Tam kept her hands up in the air, hoping not to provoke the psycho-toonbot. "My name's Tam, I don't know if I actually did anything, you're in a different world than your own, and I have absolutely no idea how to send you back! Though I've heard from a little birdie that bad things will happen to you if I die..."

The large hat on top of the little girl's head opened up, and a little blue bird appeared out of the opening, wearing a copy of the girl's dress and hat. "Listen here, toots... You better tell us the truth, or you're goin' to start squealing, you hear? There's worse things than death!"

Tam suddenly regretted her use of "a little bird told me". A sense of humor was not often the best thing to have.
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Re: A Wonderfully Wacky Zany Crazy Super Mega Crossover!

Post by Dr. Phazon on Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:48 pm

"Tap for double black and then Doomblade on Missing No's Dark Magician. Then I swap out Tyranit-" "sd \94r &^y8$$_x? 97.}4gh 3@0q4" "What do you mean I can't Doomblade your Dark Magician?" "4&awg o6 hjyu~2oip348rur$ . ]]epo^fV (?" "No, Dark attribute doesn't mean it's Black. I can still Doomblade Dark monsters." "hhS %7jFss .ll0^mk 2r$?! ii" "Trust me, I know how Yugimon: the Gathering works. Emrakul, back me up on this?"

And so, their card game continued as normal, until suddenly... "Dark Samus, please tell me that was not the sound of my refrigerator being blasted with phazon I just heard."
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Re: A Wonderfully Wacky Zany Crazy Super Mega Crossover!

Post by Simply David on Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51 pm

"NEWKAMA KENPO!"

"HAI IVA-SAMA! NEWKAMA KENPO!"

Two men, one absurdly large considering things and one much smaller, about average human height, were shouting and doing what appeared to be some sort of martial art on the street.

The larger one, with odd purple hair and dressed in drag with absurd amounts of make-up, did a huge kick that busted a wall.

The smaller, with brown hair and seemingly average clothing and appearance, did a similar kick onto a mailbox, before falling over, "OW!" He got up, "Agh, Iva-Sama, I don't think my body is capable of performing the techniques that yours can,"

"Oh? Perhaps you need a new body?" Ivankov had his arms crossed and was looming over the young man as he said this. Suddenly small needles poked out from his gloved fingers, "EMPORIO! FEMALE HORMONES!" He stabbed the young man.

"Ah, wait, uh- OW!" Once things were said and done, the young man was now a young woman, with the physique of a One Piece Woman (Meaning big boobs and tiny tummy).

"W-whoa, this is different..." The clothes were a bit odd fitting, being a little baggy now.

"Do it now! Your body is like that of one in my universe, NEWKAMA KENPO!" He kicked a hole in another wall.

The young woman nodded once, "Yes, IVA-SAMAAAAA! NEWKAMAAA KENPOOOO!" She spun and kicked a hole right through the wall, "I DID IT! AHAHA!" She jumped and clapped her hands happily.

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Post by White Mage Slave on Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28 pm

Suddenly, a large, round object came out of nowhere and hit Peacock in the head, knocking her aside and breaking Tam from the threat, for the moment. The object fell to the ground, and a clearly cat-like woman walked up to it... or rather, the headless body of a woman. It picked up the object, which when examined better, seemed to be her head. The head quickly reattached, and the cat-lady smirked.

"Now, now... we don't want to lose our heads over this, do we?"

Tam breathed a sigh of relief. Someone slightly more reasonable had appeared that could defend her from Peacock.

Peacock still seemed quite angry though. "Why I oughta..."

Tam quickly interrupted. "How about we discuss this over snacks and cartoons?"

This seemed to appease Peacock somewhat. "....fine, but they had better be good toons!"
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Post by ScorpionWins on Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:35 pm

"Go fish!" Happily shouted a large pink blob.

"Buu, we aren't playing that game!" Yelled a young man with curly brown hair.

"Your human card games disgust me." Spoke a strange, black humanoid, glaring at his hand.

"Shut up, Anti-Spiral." Said the young man. "You're the one that asked to join in." He crossed his arms and grumbled under his breath. "And I was totally going to challenge these four to strip poker, too..."

"You'd be dead in half a second." Said a blond woman, one of the four the young man referred to. Two of the others nodded their agreement, while the fourth just blushed slightly.

"To be fair, 18, it would make this much more interesting." Said a man in a dark jacket.

"No it wouldn't." said the blonde with the largest breasts (and the worst hand, incidentally). The man simply shrugged.

"I'm with Alex on this one, Tsunade. Though I wonder... hey Alucard, you have mind control powers, right?" Asked the young man.

"No." Said a man in a red jacket.

"But-" A gunshot whizzed by the young man's head, hitting Buu in the face, blowing a hole in said face. The pink material that made up Buu's body pulled back together, and Buu was unharmed once more.

"No." Alucard stated calmly.

Elsewhere, a giant black creature with a green face and eyebrows made of fire began to destroy New York City with laser vision, declaring himself the 'shape-shifting master of darkness.'
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Post by White Mage Slave on Wed 28 Mar 2012, 9:52 pm

They moved inside, and one after another, a taller, black-haired woman appeared, as did a smaller robot and a spiky-haired young Japanese man. They all look very disoriented.

The woman spoke first. "This is... a summoning...?"

The boy looked agitated more than anything. "Hey, why was I brought here?"

The robot moved its head from left to right, scanning the area. "...hey, you guys aren't my friends!"

Tam's face was clearly showing signs of stress by now. She grabbed the TV remote and turned on the TV, which was on the news for whatever reason. "Breaking news, the city of New York is under attack by a large, black, demonic entity that resembles the character of Aku, from famous cartoon Samurai Jack. I wish I was joking. Many are dead, dying, or injured. The military has tried to strike back, but to no avail."

Media footage of Aku blasting some skyscrapers played. Tam just sighed at the news. "Great... just... great..." Pressing a couple of buttons, the channel changed, showing a rerun of the first episode of Avatar: Legend of Korra. Peacock was immediately transfixed by Korra smashing people in the face.

Tam turned around to the others. "If it's not obvious by now, people from various dimensions, various spaces and times, are being summoned to this world and being bound to various humans. In your case, you are being bound to me. I personally do not know the how or why, but I do know this. In this world, you are all fictional characters. People will know who you are, and what you can do. Aside from making it your priority to keep me alive, you don't really have any true reasons to stay with me."

The boy seemed highly annoyed. "That you need to be kept alive means that you're in danger of dying... right?"

Tam shook her head. "I wonder... aside from that, one of the requirements for summoning is that you are a character I am familiar with. That is to say, I know what each person here is like, and what they are capable of... Ms. Fortune is immortal, Ultear manipulates time, Peacock manipulates space, Ageha can destroy whatever he wants, and Emerl is capable of emulating any weapon or physical skill. Wow, what a violent bunch, I hope some less violent people show up soon..."

As Emerl sat down next to Peacock and watched the show, Ultear caught on. "Wait, so... the summoning is not entirely voluntary on your part, either."

Tam nodded. "It's mostly subconscious for me... I'm sure there are summoners who choose exactly who they want to summon, but for me, you guys just kind of appear, and I don't know how to send you back. At all."

Ms. Fortune gave a small hiss. "I don't like the idea of being in another world... I much prefer the comforts of home. Much easier to take catnaps that way."

Tam nodded in agreement. "I hear ya... Like I said, I'm not exactly willing you guys to be here... The only person even remotely familiar with this world besides me is Ageha. This is Earth, unaffected by psychic powers... until just recently anyways."

Ultear leaned against a wall. "Alright then... start briefing us on more of the situation. Such as the monster attacking that city."

This would be a long conversation....
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Post by Simply David on Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:59 am

As more people seemed to keep showing up, it was beginning to get old for Fem!David explaining the same thing over and over, especially with the volatility of some of the summons...

Utsuho and Grana were particularly bad, and Kyle showing up while Grana was around could have gone a ton worse than it did, but it seemed they were just going to let things sit for the moment.

"It's almost like we were simply sent to another country," Kyle said, looking around, "And also back in time..." he rubbed the back of his head.

It wasn't long before him and Luffy ended up striking up a conversation though, and things were looking a little bit better. Grana ended up flying off before David could convince him to stay, which when he thought of it wasn't exactly a bad thing. Kyle didn't seem too happy that Grana had left while he was distracted, but only sighed in response.

Meanwhile, the Straw Hats in general had taken to this as just another big adventure, even though some of them seemed a bit more hesitant than others, but when Luffy decided this was "Cool!", that was all there was to it.

Utsuho had immediately flown off to find Japan somehow so she could return to Gensokyo somehow. Thing was, David wasn't entirely sure that she'd be able to and told her that but she didn't seem intent on staying here with some person just because him dying meant she'd die. She seemed to think that it wouldn't matter at all. Maybe... she'd come back once she caught on.

And most recently... Kizaru. Hoo boy...

"Uh, Hello," David said, waving and smiling brightly at Kizaru to try and keep him from getting too on guard... not that it'd be easy to put him on guard since he's... well, Kizaru.

With a bit of explaining he was looking at the Straw Hats and they were looking back. Ivankov was on guard too.

"Uh, I think it'd be best if we all get along, eheh. After all, you're all tied to me so it might be best not to do anything too rash..." David tried to explain as well as (s)he could.

"Oh, no worries. We aren't even in our world, this is more like a vacation, isn't it?" Kizaru grinned brightly, and everyone who had been worried about him suddenly going berserk sighed and breathed easy.

"Well... with that, I'm imagining the next people to show up will be... hoo boy," (S)he considered trying to find some way to have the Straw Hats not be here when a certain one of them showed up...

"I wish I was making this up," A tv inside the house was saying on the news. Seemed Enel had managed the TV on and it had been on the news before.

The news station spoke of a rather dangerous creature attacking New York, "Er... Huh, maybe we should do something about that then? Oh, but the only people here who could do something..."

(S)he looked around the group, looking rather directly at Link who already seemed to be gearing up to head there to defeat Aku, Zelda, and Kuma, "Actually, would he be able to...? Hm... Wait, how are we even getting there from here..."

Link looked at her, smiled, and pointed to the sky, "We can fly, and you can meet us there,"

I nodded, "Well, that is true. Alright, uhm, Kuma, can you launch them into the air please...?" Kuma nodded, and Link hopped up a bit and Kuma launched him into the air with a tap of his palm. He did the same for Zelda, who managed to do so more gracefully than he had.

Against all odds, two large birds flew towards the two as they flew through the air, and they landed on their birds and flew towards the North.

"Good thing New York isn't very far," I remarked, "Now, as for everyone else..."


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Post by Dr. Phazon on Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:04 pm

"Darn it, Dark Samus. I can't pay for a new fridge!" Sighed Phazon, who began wondering how to fix this problem. "I can't just go without one. What will we do when someone's in the mood for cold food? Ugh..." Dark Samus, for her credit, at least managed to look somewhat sheepish about the whole thing. Perhaps it was just an old and buried instinct to hate the cold, but regardless of why, it was still an embarrassing slip up.

"Hey, Phazon. There's something going on on your view-box-thingy! It looks like it might be a quest!" shouted Minmax from within the living room. "Eh?" Stepping out of the kitchen, Phazon took a moment to catch the news. "Huh... It looks like someone else is summon people, too. A villain of some sort? Maybe it is a quest, Minmax." While Minmax began to talk about how much gold that monster's skin would sell for, Phazon waved Cosmo over.

"Hi Phazon!" shouted the little green-haired fairy, waving a hand excitedly at Phazon. "Hey Cosmo. Could you do me a favor? I wish I knew about all the other people who have the same sort of power as I do now." requested Phazon, a plan already forming in his head. "You got it!" A wish or two and a little bit of fairy magic later, and something completely preposterous was about to go down...



Link and Zelda wouldn't get very far, however, as the distance around David's house suddenly began stretching into infinity. "Not so fast!" shouted a voice from seemingly no where. A small ripple then appeared in the sky above David's home, growing larger as the portal began to warp the surrounding space and connect to its other end. A faint song slowly grew in volume as well, as if something sing-songy was approaching through the vortex.
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Post by Simply David on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 2:03 am

"What in the world is going on?!"

Everyone watched the skies, Link and Zelda started flying around each other to figure out where to go next, and David in particular was panicking a bit.

"Uh, this isn't good, I didn't get something super incredibly dangerous here did I?" It was a legitimate worry, considering some of the things she's interested in, and how every other thing to show up was something she was interested in.

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Post by Dr. Phazon on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:29 am

The portal continued to grow until it was quite large. At this point, faint words of the song could almost be made out. Then, slowly, something began to slowly emerge from the portal. Just a tip at first, but as the rest of it followed, it became apparent that it was much larger than even David's house. The song could be clearly heard now, some sort of sea shanty. "Yarr harr fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free!"

Once the Leviathan Seed pirate ship had fully emerged from the portal, a group of figures emerged onto the deck, standing near the rail of the ship. Their forms all concealed-like and stuff because of the bright light of the Sun silhouetting them from behind, the only thing that could be told was that they were the source of the singing. As the final figure took his stand at the very front of the ship, the song reached its final verse. After a moment of pause spent attempting to look cool, the figure shouted in a booming voice, "Drop anchor! We've reached our destination!"
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Post by Simply David on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 3:43 pm

"Uwahh! What is that?" Luffy asked, seemingly awestruck. The other Straw Hats were also rather amazed by it, except Zoro who had only taken time to get on guard and nothing more.

Kyle was not as excited by the appearance, narrowing his eyes at it, "Hey, David, what's the chances this is someone bad?"

"Uh, hm. Pretty good I think..." Was her response, not too enthusiastic. She was trying to place who the people before her were, in case she recognized anyone...

Aoi stood beside David, who had done all she could to comfort the little girl at having been brought here without her friends. She had decided to stay since she didn't know how to find her two friends, and David had done well to protect her. She didn't seem to be scared, but the situation was a bit overwhelming for her and she wasn't sure what to do here.

Meanwhile Enel was flipping through the channels, thoroughly unamused, "Don't you get yourself killed now, I don't want you to inconvenience me with your death," he called out.

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Post by White Mage Slave on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 4:25 pm

Tam was getting annoyed at having to explain things, as well as keep some people occupied. Fortunately, Orihime arrived, who while distressed, quickly formed a bond with Ageha, if only because both of them were Japanese high school students used to these things.

Suddenly, a palm-sized computer appeared in Tam's hands. "Ah, what do we have here?"

The computer spoke back. "Who are you? Where am I?!"

After all she had been through, Tam was mildly annoyed. "I'll tell you later, I need to look into some things first.

---

By now Avatar had finished and Spongebob had come on. It was not long before Peacock blasted the television set. "Who writes this crap?! That's it, I'm outta here!" A giant hole opened up below her, and she hopped in. Emerl looked surprised. "Hey, wait!" He jumped in after her.

Tam was very obviously frustrated. "Great... the murderous one and the weapon of mass destruction just left... If we're going to prevent this world from falling apart, we better act fast. If I know humanity, something WILL go wrong with this summoning business, and soon."

Ms. Fortune's ears perked up. "Weapon of mass destruction? Do tell, I'm quite curious..."

Tam felt a compulsion to make a situational pun but stopped herself. Nadia's impulses were apparently contagious. "That... robot, golem, whatever you want to call it, is chaos incarnate. It can copy any power, any skill, any weapon. If it grows too powerful, it will go crazy and start killing people... and as is, it's likely more powerful than any one of us here. If it's going to follow Peacock, who knows what will go wrong..."

Ultear seemed concerned. "You're saying my timestop powers wouldn't work on... whatever it is?"

Tam nodded. "One of the powers it mastered was the ability to manipulate time and space on a personal level. It's entirely possible that time magic won't work the way you want it. This is bad.... this is really really bad..."

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Post by Dr. Phazon on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:14 pm

"Oh, you guys hear that? God doesn't want us to cause trouble by getting any of them killed." commented Phazon, who at this point was no longer eclipsed in shadow, nor were any of his crewmates. "I guess we'll just go back home. Bye!" With that, the Leviathan Seed pirate ship quickly went back through the portal and the dimensions in the area returned to normal.

Though, while David likely wouldn't notice it until later, Suika had turned his refrigerator into gas and then reformed it within Phazon's Leviathan Seed pirate ship. "Yes, mission complete. I have my replacement fridge."
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Post by Simply David on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:56 pm

"..."

David wasn't sure what to say at this point, "Uh, oh, it seems they went away. That was also more than one person and I certainly only recognized a few of them... uh..."

"Obviously they heard my voice and trembled," Stated Enel, before laughing, "Yes, when God speaks one tends to listen, no?" David wondered how he had the nerve to say that when Luffy was actually right there...

In any case, seemed things were going to calm down for the moment... or not, "Oi, where the hell am I?" Akainu asked, stepping forward and looking around to see... so many people that he was sure to kill.

"Uhm, uh... Akainu, you should probably-" David started but before anything could be said further a fist stretched out and hit Akainu across the face.

"OI OI OI!" David shook her hands in front of her but it was really too late, the fight had started.

As Luffy and Akainu charged at each other, another voice spoke up, "I'LL GIVE IT MY ALL!!!" Suddenly the two of them froze over in place.

"You two shouldn't fight! We're all a team here! We have to love each other!" The young blonde with what appeared to be angel wings spoke up, making the young looking and skimpily clad girl beside her roll her eyes.

As the ice broke and Luffy and Akainu stepped back from each other, they looked at Flonne. David suddenly knew what to say however.

"Right! So, it's obvious everyone needs to split up into teams, right? RIGHT! So, everyone split into teams!" David raised her arms up high and smiled brightly, trying to use her new appearance to help her persuasion a bit.

Everyone kind of grumbled before moving off and talking to each other. However, it seemed to have escaped David's notice that a certain King of Heroes had appeared, and was already getting into an argument with a certain man who claimed to be God.

Honestly, a missing fridge would end up being the least of David's worries regarding her home...

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Link and Zelda were still flying along and towards New York meanwhile, and it seemed someone was flying alongside them, "I figure I'll have more fun checking out what you two are up to. You don't mind if I join you right?"

Link and Zelda looked at each other, before looking at him and shaking their heads. Zelda spoke, "No, that's fine, we may need your help even,"

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Post by White Mage Slave on Thu 05 Apr 2012, 1:21 am

Negotiations were falling apart. Axe Cop and Uni-Man appeared, and Axe Cop had begun interrogating each of the people there to see if they were bad guys or good guys. Before he got to Ms. Fortune, Uni-Man suddenly had an idea. "I wish all of Tam's summons knew what was going on!" Surprisingly, this worked, as Uni-Man had the power of generic wishes actually working. Axe Cop suddenly turned to Tam.

"There's a giant monster attacking New York! I must go! But first, I need to dip my axe in anti-magic potion!" He took out a potion and did just that. "Now, let's go!"

Pit seemed revved up. "A giant monster... sounds exciting! I need a good fight to distract me!"

Jade smiled and raised her hand. "I can have you there instantly if you want me to!"

Axe Cop scowled. "I don't like having girls on my team! Uni-Man, wish us to New York!" In an instant, Axe Cop, Uni-Man, Ageha, and Pit were gone to New York, leaving behind all of the girls.

Jade seemed pretty annoyed at that. "Why I oughta..."

Tam smiled. "It's okay, Jade. Tell you what, we should go work on another project while they're out. What do you say to building a secret base?"

---

Pit, Axe Cop, Ageha, and Uni-Man appeared on a nearby rooftop, Aku fully in view. Axe Cop was the first to charge, apparently completely confident in his ability to fight. "I'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!"

Ageha started shining, and in moments, he was flying after Axe Cop..

Pit seemed mildly taken aback. "Wow... he's pretty headstrong..." He took out a huge cannon. "Well, if we're going to fight a giant monster, this will do, right? Too bad I can't fly..."

Uni-Man just stood watch. "I don't feel like fighting today. I want to go do some research. I wish my lab was on this Earth and that I was in it!" As Uni-Man disappeared, Pit suddenly had an idea.

"...I could've asked him to make me fly! Curses!"
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Post by ScorpionWins on Thu 05 Apr 2012, 5:18 pm

"Your world is MINE!" Roared Aku, great shadowy fists smashing through buildings. Energy burst from his eyes, causing untold destruction. He then noticed a group of humans FOOLISHLY attacking him.

"They dare oppose me?" He asked, eyes narrowing in disgust. "And not even a magic weapon to fight me? How insulting."

In an instant, Aku's form changed to that of a mighty dragon, which roared and exhaled a massive amount of fire towards the humans, enough to consume several buildings completely.

At the same time, a large humanoid monster with papery arms appeared alongside a blue diamond, both releasing massive energy blasts at the attackers, and a spiked monster of some kind rose from the ground, releasing a shower of smaller energy blasts at the humans.
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Post by White Mage Slave on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 2:01 am

Pit was surprised the moment the demon turned into a dragon, and at that instant a treasure chest appeared besides him and opened. "What the-"

A familiar female voice popped into his head. "Honestly, Pit... what would you do without me?"

--

Ageha managed to get to Axe Cop just in time- thankfully, he wasn't going very fast. "What the- I can handle fire just fine!"

Ageha concentrated, and in moments the surrounding area turned black.

--

The explosion settled, and as the smoke cleared, there were two orbs in the air, one white and one black. The orbs dissipated, revealing a giant mecha in the white orb, and a now completely black Ageha holding Axe Cop by his shirt in the black one. Axe Cop grumbled, but noticing that the city was ruined, said nothing.

The mecha made a few test movements. The voice spoke to Pit's head again. "Nice, right? You have both the Three Sacred Treasures AND the Great Sacred Treasure. Not even Hades could stop you right now!"

The mecha suddenly began striking poses. "Alright, evil doers! I, Pit, servant of the goddess Palutena, will not stand for your atrocities! May my arrows pierce you with the force of a thousand suns! It's time for you to face the LIGHT!"

Ageha cocked his head at that. "Feh... it's like something out of an anime... well, whatever. You, if you can't defend yourself, you'd best leave. This is going to get ugly."

Axe Cop was clearly not happy with this, wrenched himself free, and started flying towards the angels. "I never run from a fight!" Of course, he immediately hit a forcefield. "Forcefields? That's cheating!"

--

Tam smiled as she stood next to Palutena. "Thanks for bailing Pit..."

She smiled back. "It's what I do, when he's not rescuing me!"

Tam turned to the others. "Alright! So, with Jade's powers, and Nicole's databanks, we ought to be able to recreate the nanites... might take a while, and a few more helpers, but they'll seriously help us with whatever we need. They'll definitely help prevent bloodshed..."

She was interruped by Palutena wincing. "Not good... Seems most of New York is gone now. The guys survived, but there's four enemies there now."

Jade gasped. "Oh nooooooo! All those poor people!" She turned to Tam. "I should really go help! I don't want more people dying!"

The summoner nodded in agreement. "Alright Jade... Axey will have to get over his childish sexism. We probably would've been okay with just you and Pit, to be honest... If we can, we'll get Uni-Man to bring all of those people back. Honestly... who's so heartless as to attack whole cities..." Palutena looked ready to speak, but Tam cut her off. "It was rhetorical. I know all too well the types of people who exist in the multiverse... I shudder to think what will happen if this power struggle escalates too much... how come these types of stories never end in a good kart race?"


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Post by Simply David on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 4:44 am

"Whoa!" Link and Zelda let out at the same time, seeing the sudden destruction of the city as they came in view of it.

"Heh, seems that Black Aura kid's there too... and those monsters... nah, they don't seem much worse than the Tavoo to me," Grana commented on what he saw. Though the destruction was a lot, this would never bother him, "In any case, I think I'll be getting a fun fight out of this no matter what happens..."

Zelda didn't find that particularly amusing, and Link couldn't help but feel he was too eager for this fight, though he couldn't hold back a sudden serious urge to kill all the monsters there. All that destruction for no reason...

The amount of anger he felt suddenly kind of made all idea of taking this easily and pushed it out of his mind. His initial plan of fighting from bird-back was now out of the question as he pulled out his sword and shield. Before leaving, both he and Zelda had drank some Romani milk so they wouldn't run out of magic...

Link hopped off his bird, going straight for the dragon-like enemy. As he fell he changed his pose so as to be more like a bullet, falling at great speeds. He prepared to raise his shield should he need to, but if all went according to plan he was going to pull out his "Sail" at the last second and stab Aku with the Master Sword.

Zelda flew high above and decided on continuing her part; she pulled out a bow and aimed an arrow at one of the other large monsters. It glowed incredibly brightly before she shot it off, going directly at one of the "Angels". The one she attacked is not the one Axe Cop attacked.

Grana, meanwhile, went after a different one entirely, the only one yet to not be attacked. He charged it head on and decided to try the obvious approach first before doing anything more; he punched the air in front of it and created a massive shockwave capable of destroying large monsters, but it would hit the forcefield in this case.

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(The rest of this is possibly mainly rambling about the teams and character interactions of my characters, seeing as I was half asleep as I typed it up. It's also fairly long so I won't blame you for skipping it since I don't interact with any other RPer here)

Well, after a few holes were blown through the roof of the house, and the fridge having been discovered as missing and Luffy getting blamed for such, Kyle kicked Gilgamesh in the head while Luffy punched Enel in the face, knocking both out for the moment.

"Oiii, how did I end up with such troublesome guests...?" David asked nobody in particular, before sighing, "Alright, so, with the exception of those two are seperate groups established?"

It had seemed so, at least. The Admirals were a group entirely to themselves, the Straw Hats were a group that... seemed to have picked up Kyle as a member. Might have to look into that a bit more, David thought. Flonne, Etna, Dorothy, and Aoi seemed to be setting up together and were discussing various things together. Sakura and Rider were standing to the side (This caused some confusion as Rider felt as if she were supposed to be Sakura's servant, but was at first David's. This confusion was ended once Sakura showed up and the two of them were just very confused).

Ivankov was trying to talk to Kuma but he seemed only capable of reacting to orders directly given to him. His programming seemed to still be overriding his true 'self', and so he was just a machine. Mihawk was nearby them, but definitely to himself. These three... needed no teammates, really... and not specifically because of power, but for other reasons.

In any case, seemed everyone had seperated more or less. "Excellent! Well, basically, what I need is for you all to not fight each other, at any point, for any reason, preferably. There is no reason to fight each other since, in the case of you marines, there is no place for you to put away pirates in this world. There is no prison good enough to contain the criminals you're used to, eheheh,"

The admirals seemed not too phased by this, though it may just be because Akainu has been scowling this whole time, and Kizaru was already pretty sure he didn't want to capture any criminals while on what he was still calling "Vacation".

With teams established, it was time to start making moves to figure things out...

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Post by ScorpionWins on Mon 09 Apr 2012, 9:43 pm

Aku noted the human flying towards him. He merely raised his hand to grab the foolish creature, only to find the Master Sword stuck into his palm. He roared in pain from the holy, turning into a bird and taking flight, shouting at the human below:

"YOU CURSED IMP! HOW DARE YOU STRIKE ME WITH A MAGIC SWORD!" He shot a blast of energy from his eyes at the swordsman.

Zeruel ignored Axe Cop slamming into his AT Field, in favor of unfolding his arms. What could be called the Angel's head turned towards Pit, as it's arms pointed towards the angel's mecha. The papery arms shot out, incredibly sharp and seeking to slice the unfortunate machine in half.

Ramiel's AT Field cracked ever so slightly as the Light Arrow struck it, but such a small projectile was of no concern to the blue diamond creature. It merely gathered more energy in its core and released it into its familiar ultra-destructive beam, now aimed at Zelda.

Lavos, meanwhile, took Grana's attack to the face. It didn't have an AT Field, as it wasn't an angel, but it was far, far tougher the other three monsters. It released a blast of large, sharp spikes from it's nigh-invulnerable shell at Grana.
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Post by Simply David on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:07 pm

Link smiled at the projectile magic attack, and raised his Mirror Shield, effectively reflecting the attack back at Aku.

As he approached land, he pulled out his Sail (Read: Parachute) and gently landed, before preparing for the boss battle standing before him. Before making a move, he waited for Aku to go next.

"Tch, think that'll get me?" Grana said, using his telekinesis to grab the spikes and turn them around, before blasting them back. To add on to this, he hit it with another shockwave punch, which would leave massive dents in it's target ordinarily.

Zelda wasn't fast enough to avoid the giant laser, her bird only capable of going so fast, and the blast coming in didn't seem to be stopping. At the last second, however, there was a slight flash and the beam continued on it's path unaware of missing it's target.

Aoi and Zelda stood next to each other, Zelda's large bird shaking itself but otherwise unharmed. They were on top of a nearby building, on the opposite side of where the destruction had hit, "I brought some help, but things are getting kind of out of hand aren't they?" Aoi said, breathing kind of heavy from all the teleporting she's been doing.

"Thank you," Zelda said, "It seems we're in over our head a bit with this aren't we?"

"Well, like I said, I brought some backup. David said he'd be useful anyway, but he's still knocked out from being punched," She pointed at the sleeping figure of Enel, "And then there's those others who aren't anything to do with our groups... they seem to be helping too,"

Flonne, Etna, and Dorothy were all there too but only Flonne seemed interested in helping. However, she stayed back as Etna had asked, "After all, these are human problems. We don't need to go saving their damn lives," Etna had said, "And anyway, they have all kinds of help now!"

In actuality she just didn't want Flonne to get hurt, and knew that at their current level the two of them would be in the way at best. Better to let that lazy ass David finish the game before they did anything. ("That's right! I know you didn't finish, so get it done already so I can show off my power!")

In any case, there were there to help protect Aoi and Etna was in the process of waking up Enel.

(OoC: Saving Enel for my next post, and not doing anything else with my people at the moment simply because this post is already so long. XD Also certain character's appearances will be hard to work with so trying to work out interactions. Meanwhile figured I'd let Kage and Magey continue by actually posting for the fight. Razz )

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Post by White Mage Slave on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:46 pm

Pit, having a bit of distance between himself and Zeruel, nimbly dodged the arms, as the robot was essentially an extension of himself, flight included. One of the attacks glanced off of his Mirror Shield, which pushed him off course but did no real damage at the moment- the Mirror Shield was meant to deflect all attacks. He fired a humongous light arrow at Zeruel, much greater than Zelda's.

Palutena's voice came to him again. "Pit! Ignore the others! Go after the black one, he is a being of pure evil that your bow is especially effective against!" Taking her advice, he flew towards Aku, arrow-guns blazing.

Axe Cop took notice of the others attacks. "Light arrows work on this force field? Then..." He tossed his axe into the air, spinning it heavily. "LIGHT ARROW MACHINE GUN!" The axe transformed, and when it came back down, he was now holding a machine gun. Pulling down the trigger, the barrel warmed up, and started spraying light arrows everywhere.

Ageha gazed at the random chaos around him before pulling himself together. "Okay, giant robots, transforming weapons, evil demons, Grana attacking things... nothing new. Focus, Ageha!" He summoned a few black orbs and sent them racing towards Ramiel.

--

Suddenly, there was a flash of green light, and Jade appeared next to Aoi and Zelda. With her black hood and white dog ears, she surely must've looked odd. "Hey! You guys are here to help with the monsters, right? Can I help too? I could take them out myself but that wouldn't be as fun!"

--

Tam kept her eyes closed as the dust cloud kicked up. "...Sonic just ran off, huh?"

Nicole seemed amused. "That's what he always does. Were you expecting anything else?"

"...I suppose not. I just don't like the idea of them roaming about in a world of people not expecting to see them."
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Post by ScorpionWins on Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:08 pm

Lavos screeched, raining destruction from the heavens at Grana once more, even as it's strange beak-like face began to crack (though its shell, being impossibly durable, was unaffected). Its loud, demonic roar seemed to make the world wobble and stretch apart. Lavos pulled Grana into a battlefield beyond the edge of time, for a mano-y-Lavos showdown.

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Aku merely glared hatefully as his own attack passed through him harmlessly. His form changed once again, turning back to that of a giant humanoid. He raised his hands, and two small building began to shake terribly, before being ripped from its foundations.

"BEGONE!" He shouted, telekinetically flinging one building at Link, and the other at Pit - which, incidentally, blocked his light arrows.

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Zeruel's AT Field cracked more at Pit's Light Arrow. Axe Cop's attacks began to poke holes in it, before striking at the Angel itself. They hit his body, but caused little observable harm, and the few holes they had poked in him began to heal slowly. Zeruel began to rapidly fire his eye-beams at Axe Cop in the hope of destroying the fool.

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Ramiel's AT Field began to crack as well, with the introduction of the black orbs. He merely fired his massive energy beam at Ageha in response.

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Above the battlefield, a great yellow beast appeared. It floated, somehow, and looked down upon Zelda, and the others who sat out the fight. It grinned stupidly, before opening it's mouth wide and yelling in happiness, releasing an energy blast from it's mouth at the same time. It's happy yell was a single, odd word:

"JANEMBA!"
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Post by White Mage Slave on Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:37 pm

Jade growled as she saw the giant laser beam come at her. "Come on!!! I just got here!" She held out her hand, and the laser beam became smaller and smaller as it approached them, until it was more like a laser pointer. She held out her other hand, and Janemba suddenly shrunk drastically. As the laser was about to strike her, she began glowing green... and suddenly, there were two glowing Jades, one in the airspace near Janemba, and the second one emanated a very small laser that suddenly turned gigantic, aimed at the now tiny Janemba.

The first Jade disappeared, and the second one stopped glowing. She smirked as she suddenly began growing in size. "Alright, fuckasses, WHO'S NEXT?!"

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Ageha blocked the blast again with his sphere, but the usage of his powers was taking its toll. His black aura was beginning to peel off. Suddenly, he saw the yellow monster appear... and quickly disappear. "Heh... this ought to be good!"

--

Axe Cop was hit by one of the beams. "NOOOOOO-" and then he was no more.

--

Pit grimaced at Axe Cop's fate, but had no chance to worry about that when there was a giant building coming his way. The robot aimed its larger cannon at the building and fired, sending a massive energy wave through the building and to Aku.
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