New World Disorder

It was a sunny day, clear skies with an easygoing breeze. Pearl City was bustling, the tall buildings creating a cityscape hard to miss for miles. Outside of the city, the suburbs and smaller shopping centers were sporadic as the city itself had been a boom of growth within only the recent decade.

On a hill that happened to overlook this city, there was a mansion of great size. It was so large that it, too, was hard to miss. It had a tall fence around it but no trees. As it was on top of a hill, it truly was visible for a good mile or two. Walking from this mansion was a girl who seemed to be in a hurry...

"Phew~! Managed to get away, time to go explore a bit!" The girl giggled to herself, "I know they're worried about me, but I'll be fine," With that, Carla made her way down the path that led to the city. Who knew what she was going to find?

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Somewhere on the side of a road, a man in a green track suit with a bowl cut was doing pushups. A blonde woman on a motorcycle rode up next to him, "Hey uh, what are you doing?"

He stood up with a small hop and faced the girl, "I am training as punishment! Every time someone passes by, I must perform 200 pushups!" 

"Uh... why?" The blonde pushed up her sunglasses to get a better look at him.

"Ah yes! I must ask for help and directions, because I am not sure where I am or how I ended up here! If I fail to get an answer from a passerby, I must do the punishment!"

"How many times has this happened?", She asked, with the immediate answer of, "Twelve!", "Bull, you didn't do that many pushups," 

"I can do many more!" The youth boasted, although perhaps he was stating it as mere fact, "And I will do many more if you do not help me either!"

"Well buddy, better get started cause I'm new to this whole... world, I think," Finally she sighed, "Tell me, have you ever heard of Vale?"

"Nope!" And sure enough, he returned to performing pushups, forcing a facepalm from the girl.

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An old man was walking around the city streets, seemingly minding his own business, but he was confused. In his mind he was wondering to himself how he ended up here, maybe he got drunk last night, maybe he needs to find a way to contact Goku if he isn't dead, and maybe he should look up this woman's skirt.

Ah yes, they're blue- "Ow wah!" The old man found a hand to his face sending him straight to the ground.

"Guh, pervy ass old man..." The woman he had peeped up the skirt of was clearly not happy about it, but... 

"Worth it."

It was the same. Even in another world, it was all the same. He had a bill in his hand registered under his name - Daijuuji Kurou. Was it strange that he was able to get a residence? Well, his backstory is even stranger. Being hired by Hadou Ruri to find the missing pages of the Necronomicon out of the blue when he was unemployed way back before this 'journey' started. Now he hasn't had anything so convenient. He lives in a one room with only a busted CR TV and a noisy, rusted air conditioner as company. Speaking of - that's actually running right now.

VVvvvvvvvvvvvvvv... clk clk clk clk...

The hum is rugged. It shakes, echoing around in the empty white room. 

He could cry now.

He could definitely cry.

That would be if Al wasn't sleeping on the bed in her PJs (read: in nothing but pantsu). The air conditioner clickety-clacked on but it didn't bother the pink/silver (Whatever) colored hair...ed girl lying there? Shit. Then here came the lewd thoughts. He could tear them off, blow on her stomach and start having his way with his book/lover/partner - but he won't. Kurou was a good boy (that was usually what he told himself when he woke up in the morning).

"Sleep tight, Al," he mumbled while putting on his favorite (only) jacket and he headed out the door.
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The city was the same as always. At least the part he stayed in - it was grimey, full of crime. How many times has he punched a guy trying to mug him in the face? If he had a nickel for each time in the past week, he might have been able to make rent.

That was when he walked by another road leading into what he'd like to call 'the only part of the city that hasn't tried to stab him yet'. There was a boy in a green jumpsuit and a blonde girl on a motor cycle? Flashbacks. PTSD. Guitar rockets.

"..." 

He just stopped there, looked up, stared.

"H-hello?" he waved awkwardly. Why was he suddenly getting cold feet?

In the shadows of an alleyway silently slept a man. He wore a bright red longcoat and hat. His sunglasses had slipped slightly from his eyes, revealing his closed lids. Two guns, one silver and one black, lay on the ground next to him, inscribed with holy verses.

He slept soundly, waiting for nightfall.

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Confusion. Panic. Rage. A man in a hooded jacket jumped from rooftop to rooftop. Where was he? Where was his sister? Why was he here? This wasn't a city he recognized, and that concerned him, as between the thousands of memories he had consumed he should have at least know its name. He needed answers.

Sliding down a wall, he strolled out of an alleyway, looking for an unsuspecting - and more importantly unwatched - target. Normally he'd try to not kill civilians, but... one wouldn't matter, right?

The Doctor sighed with a smile as he watched the girl that suddenly appeared on the TARDIS out of nowhere run around looking at everything in awe. Vivio Takamachi she said her name was. She had Honey Blonde hair with two small pony tails at the top of her head. She wore some type of school uniform. Yellow vest with a white undershirt and a brown skirt. Standard knee socks and a pair of brown school shoes. His attention at the moment though, was on the small stuffed bunny plush that was floating right next to her. His attention went back to the problem at hand. Something was forcing the TARDIS to land on an Earth far different than the one he was used to. As The TARDIS began to materialize, nearby a certain girl wearing red as well as a few others would probably hear a wheezing groaning sound.

It had been two days since the red haired gate guard had found herself in what she assumed to be the outside world. She had no clue how she had gotten here or what had happened to Gensokyo, but she had a nagging feeling it may have had something to do with Yukari. But why would the gap youkai bother sending the SDM's guard to the outside world? The more she pondered, the less answers she could come up with. She was lucky she was so human-like for a youkai, otherwise she doubted she would have fit in so well in this world.

However, fitting in wasn't enough to get her money or a place to stay. So, she had spent these past few days with very little food and very little sleep. So when the Chinese youkai came across a lone alleyway, her tired mind decided it would be the perfect place to get some shut eye.

Checking to make sure no one was around, she stepped into the alley. Soon she found a nice spot against the wall where she could plop down and rest. And while her abilities would have normally let her detect the vampire gentleman in the area, she was too exhausted to focus on any single source of chi.

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A young man walked down the streets of Pearl City. His hair and clothes were a little dirty and unkempt. Besides this, there was nothing obviously off about him. He seemed like a normal guy, strolling around with his hands in his pockets.

Looking at the way he walked and his cheerful expression, you would see that he was in a pretty good mood. He had a pretty good reason to be this happy. Apparently, he won a two day stay in one of the nicest hotels in the city. It even included free meals and cable!

Pretty lucky, right? Anyone would be happy to win something like that.

For Lyon, these kinds of lucky occurrences were pretty common for him. Yet, everytime, he would be just as cheerful. He never took his absurd luck for granted and loved it the more it pulled through for him.

He was just about to turn the corner when he spotted something odd. A boy, maybe a few years younger than him, in a green jumpsuit and doing push ups. Next to him was a blonde woman on a motorcycle. Huh, you never see that sort of thing often.

"Yooooo!" The boy greeted, walking up to the duo just as third person joined, "I haven't seen you guys around, ya new to the city?"

"Eep!" Carla stood straight as she jumped in surprise, "O-oh, hey there, Felina, ahaaaa..." She rubbed the back of her head, "I didn't think you noticed I left, so it wouldn't have mattered..." or so she thought. Should she have been more careful? More importantly, she needed to get Felina to let her stay out of the house, "Alright, look, I'm going to go into town on my own, ok? Or at least, you can come with me, but I'm still going!" She waved her finger, winking at Felina, "Alright?" Would that satisfy her maid? She sure hoped so.

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Yang noticed two guys coming in from different directions at the same time. Weird coincidence, huh? She almost wouldn't buy it if it weren't for them looking nothing alike.

"Ah, hey there!" The blonde waved back at the more outgoing of the two, "Yeah I'm new alright!" Lee stood up in a haste as Yang went on, "You know where we are? I'm looking for a place called Vale, but at this point I'm pretty sure I know you're answer," She'd been responded to so far with nothing helpful. She hadn't quite placed exactly WHY Vale seemed to stop existing, but obviously something was very wrong.

Lee nodded, "I am also seeking directions!" He just seemed to be full of energy, "Where might I find the village hidden in the leaves?"

Yang side-glanced Lee, his request clearly throwing her off. 

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The old man sighed, deciding he was sick of the bustle of this big city. He'd not found any information on Goku, or even his last resort of seeking out Hercule. Nobody had heard of either and that was really weird to him, but whatever. He wandered into an alley where he could gather his thoughts away from the loud crowds of the main streets.

An old man. At least he wouldn't be losing much of a future, thought Alex grimly, as he snuck up to the bearded man in the alley. Silently he trod, inexplicably quiet despite his immense weight, until he was within arm's reach.

And then he quickly clasped one hand over the old man's mouth while using the other to punch the middle of his spine, intending to shatter it like so much glass.

"I'd be happy to escort you to town," said Felina.

She walked up to Carla; and linked arms with her.

"Lead the way," she said.

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Just when Ruby thought things couldn't get any weirder; she heard the scraping sound. Just as she was trying to figure out what the heck she was hearing; a blue box suddenly materialized in front of her.

What he heck could this thing be? Some kind of teleporter? She quickly walked up to the thing. There was only one thing to be done in these situations.

She poked the blue box with her scythe to see what would happen.

As soon as she poked the door of the TARDIS it would suddenly swing open revealing Vivio who looked at Ruby with bright red and green eyes full of curiosity and innocence. "Hi!" She said brightly. The Doctor was inside the TARDIS at a console trying to figure out where in the Multiverse they were. "Astounding... It's an entirely different earth all together...." The Doctor said.