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2009-09-13

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Eating steak, playing with dogs, hanging out with friends, reading magazines on cute and sexy boyes, oh yeah, AND EATING STEAK!! XD

In CandyLand...XD

Blind guy makes his way to the bar and asks the barmaid "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The barmaid cocks her shotgun and says "I'm a blonde and I have a gun, the 2 girls on your right are blondes and they are tag team wrestlers, the girl on your left is a blonde tattooed head to foot and rides a harley and the girl behind you now is my bouncer, a blackbelt and is also a blonde. Sure you still want to tell that joke?" The blind guy says "Not if I have to repeat it 5 times."