RP Thread a.k.a. "The Most Crazy X-Over You'll Ever Read"

[NazrinTsunMouse]

This topic is related to the following forum game: Here

The purpose of this thread is to overly glorify the latest additions to your harem, to appreciate them and to take the 'battle' that is going on
inside the above mentioned thread to a more 'story-like' level.

Our ultimate goal is to get some kind of epic story down involving everyone that's creating their own harem in the game thread.That being said,
there's a couple of rules for this thread.


Rule #1: No one is getting permanently killed. Anycharacter that's severely injured, maimed or killed gets send to Jupiter where they await ressurection/healing from the Deus Ex Machina Nurses.

Rule #2: You may only write about the actions of characters outside of yourself and your harem if you have the owner of the other harem's consent. This means NO GOD MODING.

Rule #3: The only things that exist in this 'multiverse' are things that originally come from the universes the characters are in. No making your own items of lolgodhax.

Rule #4: Emotes are forbidden. No =) or XD or XP or ^^ or *licks* or anything of that nature.

Rule #5: Every post here must be written as if you're writing a story. As such you should use quotation marks for dialogue...You're all authors to some level, so you know the drill. Don't spam the damn thread with one line posts.

Rule #6: Out of character comments must be within brackets. Example: (Hey, can I ask you a question about something?)

Rule #7: No, Haruhi can't control her powers all of a sudden. Same goes for other characters that don't have control of their powers.

Rule #8: Characters have their original powers, abilties and 'items' and only they can use them UNLESS a character has an ability that allows them to use them as well(Death Notes can only be used by Death Note owners, etc.). As much as crazy Geass powers and Kakugane sound awesome, they're partly God-Mode.

Rule #9: You can only obtain information IN CHARACTER. Things you know because you've read it here doesn't mean your character knows of it.

Rule #10: Screw you and your wishes. They only apply to your own harem and nothing more.

Rule #11: YOU are YOU, the only power you have is to make your own delicious harem.

Rule #12: No retconning. You make a mistake, you pay the price for it. Only time something will be retconned is when it really becomes too big of a mess.

[GenericSpider]

"Muahahahahahahahaha! The first post is mine!" said Spidey. "As will be...THE WORLD!"

He then pumped his fist into the air, as if victorious.

"Yay for World domination!" said Selphie.

[NazrinTsunMouse]

"Hoozah! Finally have a harem that includes Nanoha!" Flame cheered. While Nanoha only sweat dropped at her harem lord. "Hey, hey don't give me that look that says 'she's gone insane.' At least in this harem thread you won't be a loli."

"Nyahahaha," Nanoha laughed still sweat dropping at the other woman, "Well I guess that's one good thing..."

[GenericSpider]

Spidey, meanwhile, was squating at Balaamb Garden, trying to figure out how the Garden worked.

"Maybe if I keep pressing switches," he muttered. "Speaking of which, how DID those switches get there? Wasn't there a control panel there before?"

Selphie shrugged.

"Maybe they were installed while the garden was being repaired," said Selphie.

[NazrinTsunMouse]

"Okay so I'm thinking, someone may claim Fate before me," Flame said aloud, "But that's okay, I'm sure they'll still let you have yuri smex with her since the ones most likely to claim her are into yuri."

"Nyahaha, Fate is my friend," Nanoha told her harem lord.

Flame shrugged, "Oh sure if that's what you want call it, then by all means do."

[Guest]

"Kyaaaaa~! Rein-chan's so cute! She looks just like a little dollie~" Cathy said while snuggling Reinforce Zwei like a little doll. "Rein-chan is mine forever!"

"Hueee~ Rein's an adult! I've been an adult since I was born!" Rein said while trying to get away from her grip. "Hayate-chan, save me, this girl's insane..." Rein thought while laughing nervously.

[The Wicked Xen]

Emo had miniature hearts in her eyes as she stared at her beloved Sasuke, who was currently training his ass off like he does every day.

"So hot..." she mumbled, sighing a bit as her eyes raked over Sasuke's nicely formed abs.

Sasuke, who was in the middle of releasing a chidori, suddenly stopped and glared at at Emo. "Stop ogling me or I'll rip your eyes out."

Emo pouted. "It's not my fault you're so delicious," she said.

Sasuke only sneered before returning to his training.

Oh yes, bad boys are the best, Emo thought gleefully.

[White Mage Slave]

White Mage Slave grinned victoriously at their fresh start. "Woo! Orihime's my first member~"

Orihime stood there, mildly confused. "Um, what's going on?"

Slave sighed. Oh, right, this part. "Well, it goes like this..."

[GenericSpider]

"Damn, someone got Orihime," said Spidey.

[White Mage Slave]

(Spidey? Rules no. 5 and 9 )

Ageha, too, was confused at the set up. "What am I... doing here?"

Slave smiled. "Oh, not much... well, I'm sure you're used to the whole 'called to another world to save it' deal, but this time your own one isn't in danger! I think."

For some reason, Ageha didn't feel the need to murder Slave, so he decided to talk to the only other person there- Orihime. "Sooo... what's your name?"

[NazrinTsunMouse]

"Hehe, now I have Caro and Hayate in my harem!" Flame said triumphantly, "Mwahahahaha!"

The three harem members took a step back from their mistress.

"Haha, how did we get ourselves into this Nanoha-chan? And why do I have the foreboding feeling that Rein-chan is in danger?" Hayate asked.

Nanoha only shook her head, "I don't have the slightest clue..."

[Guest]

Cathy stood up and called out to Rein, entering the room seemingly dragging someone. "I'm home, Rein-chaaaaaaan~!" she said while waving her free arm. Rein quickly stood up and looked around nervously. "Oh god, it's her... Huuee I don't want to get squished again!" Rein said with a bit of fear. Cathy entered the room and was dragging Fate in. "I brought a little surprise for you, Rein-chan! Ta dah~" Cathy said as Fate and Rein looked at each other. "Fate-chan, she's an obsessive psycho, be careful..." Rein sent a telepathic message to Fate. "She is...? Umm, have you seen Nanoha-chan anywhere? Hayate-chan wasn't in her office too... and I left Vivio with Zafira..." Fate sent a message back.

Cathy jumped in the middle of them and faced fate. "Oh! Vivio's there?! I'm gonna go get her! Squeeee, I'm going to have the cutest harem ever!"

[The Wicked Xen]

Emo teared her eyes away from her Sassy-chan (as she called him) when she heard two pairs of footsteps walk over to where she was currently sitting. Her eyes lit up considerably when she saw that it was none other then Hibari Kyouya and Ulquiorra Schiffer, new members added to her harem.

"Kyou-chan! Ulqui-kun!" she exclaimed, jumping up and waving towards them.

Ulquiorra only stared at her blankly while Kyouya narrowed his eyes at the girl. None of the members of her harem looked like they wanted to be there, but they practically had no choice.

"Oooh, it's like I'm getting all the emo boys to myself," Emo quietly snickered to herself.

[NazrinTsunMouse]

Saber stood in front of the harem lord, giving her a questioning look, "You are my new master?"

"Why yes, yes I am," Flame said, "And I'd like you to meet my other harem members. I'm sure you will get along just fine."

She's insane! Run while you can! is what Nanoha wanted to say when the blonde woman turned to her, but instead she smiled nervously. "Nice to meet you, I'm Takamachi Nanoha and these are..."

"Caro Ru Lushe," the pink haired summoner said.

"Yagami Hayate," the short haired brunette then said.

Saber gave an affirmative nod at the three, "You may call me Saber."

"Now that those greetings are done, I think I should pay Cathy a friendly visit." Flame said leading her harem out to Cathy's place.

[Guest]

Cathy was out for a few hours while Fate and Rein talked about how they ended up there. Rein just saw a blinding white light before being knocked out and brought to Cathy's place. Fate was just dragged into the place forcefully. Both were a little worried about what was to come for them and what the obsessive girl wants. After a few more minutes, Cathy went in with a few plastic bags and someone was with her. "I'm home again! I brought some food and someone to keep Fate-chan company!" Cathy said with a really enthusiastic voice as she stepped in with a blonde-haired girl with heterochromic eyes. "Since Fate-chan was so worried, I brought Vivio along!"

Fate quickly stood up and walked over to Vivio, hugging her as if she was worried to death. "Vivio, did she do anything to you? Tell Fate-mama everything." Fate said as she looked at Vivio who was smiling widely. Vivio replied cheerfully. "Fate-mama, she's a nice lady. She said she's going to have a dinner party with Fate-mama so it should be fun to join. Where's Nanoha-mama?"

Cathy set up a low table and put plates, chopsticks, and paper napkins on the table. On the plates were fried noodles and some meat and vegetables. "Well, let's eat, everyone!" Cathy said as she sat in front of one of the plates. Everyone just stared at her. Fate and Rein were quite confused with the sudden attitude change from obsessive mode. Vivio gently tugged on Fate's arm telling her to go too.

[NazrinTsunMouse]

It was then that Cathy's door was kicked open by none other than Flame. She grinned broadly, walking into the place. "Yo Cathy! You home?!"

Flame didn't get a chance to answer as she was pushed aside when Nanoha rushed past her. The White Devil ran straight to her daughter and hugged her, "Vivio, mommy has missed you so much!"

"Hey Fate, I see you got dragged into this mess too," Hayate said raising her hand in greeting with Caro following behind her. And even further behind them was the one known as Saber.

[Guest]

Cathy set up some teacups and was pouring some tea into one of them when she heard the door slam open. "Huh? What was that?" Cathy put down her kettle and heard Flame call out to her. "Hey, it's called knocking! If you broke my lock, you're so paying for a replacement!" she said as she continued pouring tea.

Nanoha went in the room and hugged Vivio. Fate saw Nanoha and ran to her too. "Nanoha-chan, you're here..!" she was really glad to see her. She was even more surprised when Hayate and Caro entered too. "Seems like it, Hayate-chan... Caro too?"

Rein flew to Hayate quickly and clinged to her arm. "Hayate-chan, save us! This girl's a complete psych-" Rein was cut off when she saw Cathy grinning at her as a sign to keep her mouth shut. It worked. Cathy then set up more food and plates and cups and everything. "So, let's eat!"

[NazrinTsunMouse]

"I'm sorry Rein-chan, but I'm in a bit of my own trouble," Hayate said patting the Unison Device's head while glancing over at her harem lord.

"Yosh! Food!" Flame cheered, making her way to the table eagerly.

Nanoha looked up from hugging Vivio, at Fate, "Fate-chan, do you have any idea what's going on?"

"Actually, I can explain that if you all sit down to eat," Flame said.

[The Wicked Xen]

"Are you the one who brought me here, herbivore?" Kyouya asked as he brandished his tonfa.

"Yes," Emo said bluntly, eyes shining a bit.

"Then why are we here trash?" Ulquiorra asked next.

"I'll tell you once our two new members arrive," Emo said, inwardly squealing at how sexy her men were.

As if on cue, there were two bright flashes of light and two boys stumble out of them, looking haggard but otherwise okay.

"Where the hell am I, ttebayo?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his head and looked around. When he caught sight of a sneering Sasuke, his eyes went wide.

"Ugh, I hate portals," Ichigo mumbled to himself as he dusted himself off, but when he caught sight of Ulquiorra, he froze like a statue.

Emo, seeing the tension rise between her harem members, only sighed. "Maybe this is why the others care for yuri," she said. "They wouldn't have to break up the inevitable fights between enemies... Oh God, why do I have to fall for Foe Yay?!"

[Guest]

"Oh, does Flame really need to explain it? I think that everyone gets what's going on. It's kinda obvious, you know?" Cathy said with a grin as she picked up her chopsticks and took some of her noodles and eating it. "Uuu, it's so good~"

She stood up quickly afterwards. "Ah, I almost forgot! I've invited two friends in and I bet they'd love to eat with us, please please continue your explanation while I pick them up, okay~?" She said as she piced up her coat and went out of the already broken door.

"She's finally gone... we're safe for now..." Rein and Fate muttered to themselves. Vivio was looking at her vegetables, not wanting to eat them.

[GenericSpider]

Spidey, meanwhile, was sitting rather comfortably in State 51, the giant, invisible, floating base formerly owned by the Beyond Corporation.

"Forget the Garden; ladies and gentlemen, we've found our new base of operations; at least until I get more TTGL characters," he said.

[The Wicked Xen]

Before any fighting broke out, Emo stepped in between the boys.

"Okay, here's the deal," she said with a no-nonsense tone of voice as every pair of eyes landed on her. She hated public speaking, but if she had to do it... "You're all here because you're powerful, determined, and intelligent... in your own way. I chose you for those reasons and more and soon you're going to be participating in a series of battles to see whose team is the strongest in the land!" She did a fiery determined pose, but none of the boys looked impressed. Coughing, Emo continued. "So, if you want to go back home and lead your normal... or not-so-normal... lives, then I suggest you all play along and follow my orders, got it?"

Incredulous looks were everywhere. Kyouya looked pissed and ready to bite her to death. Sasuke looked about ready to chop her head off. Ulquiorra was unemotional as always (he barely looked like he cared anyway) while Naruto and Ichigo just looked confused.

Sighing, Emo said, "Look its either fight for me or you get sucked into a dimensional rift, forever to wander the emptiness on your own." Okay, a white lie and empty threat, but it seemed to have worked for Sasuke reluctantly released his hold on his chikuto and Kyouya had that gleam in his eye that was interested in fighting those tough opponents.

"Oh, and if you fight with each other, the same consequence applies," Emo added as she noticed Naruto and Sasuke glaring at each other.

Man, I hope this works...

[NazrinTsunMouse]

"Well to put things simply everyone, soon there will be war,"Flame said leaning back in the chair. He hands rested behind her head and she looked perfectly relaxed, "In this new world, there are currently five harem lords. We harem lords have no powers of our own so that is where you come in. You guys will be fighting this war with us. Oh and for the non fighters, don't worry. No one expects you to actually fight in this war. Unless your master is particularly sadistic."

"I see, so this is like the Holy Grail War," Saber concluded.

The harem lord shrugged, "In a sense, yes. But really there is no ultimate goal in fighting. This is really for entertainment purposes."

"Does that mean I'll have to fight Fate-chan.... again?" Nanoha asked, she didn't like the idea of fighting against her long time 'friend'.

At this, Flame grinned, "Naw, I consider Cathy an ally. At least for now. Though I am open for the friendly spar every now and then."

[The Wicked Xen]

Looking around, Emo saw that her boys were cooperating at least for the moment. Nodding at herself in satisfaction, she stretched with an appreciative groan.

"Well, since we are now complete, let's leave this dusty training room," she said, curling her lip at the desert scenery that was the whole gigantic room. "All this sand is not doing any good for my outfit." She pointedly brushed the sand off of her black and red corset dress and winced when she felt more then a couple grains trickle inside, irritating her skin. She was glad that it was only a simulation, but it still felt so real.

Ichigo momentarily shared a look with Ulquiorra before shaking his head. The same went with Naruto and Sasuke and Kyouya just stood there with his eyes closed. A beat passed before all the boys followed Emo out of the large training room and into the base.

Since they had no idea where they were, the boys had no choice but to follow Emo around. She led them through futuristic-looking hallways that slowly bled into normal-looking ones with carpet floors and cream walls. Soon they arrived at a set of oak double doors that had intricate demonic designs engraved in them (Naruto and Ichigo cringed a little while Sasuke only raised an eyebrow and Ulquiorra and Kyouya did not react) and Emo pushed the doors open in a flourish.

"Tuna-chan!" she sang as she bounded into the plush room and plopped on the couch next to a fidgety young boy with spiky brown hair and large brown eyes.

"E-Emo-san, you're back," Sawada Tsunayoshi said, smiling at her and eyeing the other guys, especially Kyouya even though they knew each other. Or at least tolerated each other...

Emo grinned at Tsuna. "I never got to thank you in sharing your blueprints for your base," she said. "I know you had to go through a lot of trouble for it, going to the future and all."

"It's no trouble Emo-san."

Silence, which was slightly awkward even on Emo's part. She sighed a little and thought, I wonder when the first fight's gonna happen?

[Guest]

Cathy went in the house again, bringing more bags of food and calling some people in. "Welcome to my house! I hope you all enjoy your stay here~ Don't worry, eat all you want!" she said as she put the bags of food down and waved towards Flame. "Hey, I got three people today! The third one, ehehe... I guess she kinda helped me bring some of the food too."

Three other people entered the room. One was a girl with long, purple hair and a black dress. The girls seemed somewhat cold-looking and avoided everyone's gaze with her arms crossed. "This is Komachi Tsugumi-chan!" Cathy said as she pointed to the purple-haired girl. The second girl was a short-haired blonde with yellow eyes and a pale yellow dress with a blue ribbon. The dress seemed like a uniform, with a name tag saying 'LeMU' on it and 'You T.' under it. "This is Tanaka Yubiseiharukana, she knows Tsugumi-chan quite well." Cathy said while pointing to the blonde-haired girl this time. You sighed and looked at Cathy. "You know my name's troublesome for others to say, you can just call me You. I'm even surprised that you got my name right in the first try!"

Finally, the third girl entered the room. It was a girl with long black hair and a white shirt with a red eye-looking thing on it. The girl also wore a green skirt, had wings, a cape with an eerie space-like pattern inside, and a rod on her hand. "Ah, this girl helped me well with looking for food today. She's actually quite nice. She said she's from hell and she controls nuclear energy! Umm... I think her name was Okuu."

Fate and Rein looked at each other and then sent a telepathic message to each other. "Nuclear energy? I told you, Fate-chan, she's a psycho!" Rein said while Fate just nodded in response. "I can still hear you, you know?" Cathy said with a bright smile. "Flame-chan, did things go well while I was gone?"

[Simply David]

"it is time... time to say..." I said.... and then...

"TIME TO SAY BOOHAHAHAH! As of this post, I am in complete control of... THE WORLD!!"

Lelouch then spoke to me, "And how is that? You've done literally nothing, as of yet anyway,"

"But that is my point! This time I have you! And therefore, I cannot fail!" I said, and then pointed at Misa, "Between the two of you, I actually have my two favorite Anime people ever! The most beautiful and handsome and both quite powerful...." I continued like that, glorifying them and then as well the others in my Harem.

"...Not to mention that, besides the Island, I have no intentions of claiming for power, and thus my intentions here shall be true!" I concluded.

"If by 'true' you mean 'perverted'," Lelouch said.

I sweatdropped, "Well...."

[Simply David]

"Welcome Samus, My Dear!" Samus smiled at me, "I'm glad you could make it! I was lucky to save you from the clutches of the Spider!"

She nodded, "So, what's to happen now?" She asked.

I thought for a moment. Then Armstrong broke through a nearby wall and shouted out, "WE DANCE!!!"

I shrugged, and grabbed onto Samus and we danced, as random music played from seemingly nowhere.

[ScorpionWins]

"Soon this world shall be ours!" I yelled, arms raised.

"There's three of us and we're standing in the middle of nowhere." Lain pointed out.

I turned around to face the brown-haired girl and the mechanical beast. Then I shrugged.

"Maybe tomorrow then."

[ScorpionWins]

Zeruel suddenly descended above David.

"DAVID!" I yelled. "We must kung fu fight!" And here I jumped down, landing with a squish. Lain appeared next to my corpse, as I fizzled out and popped back into existence standing.

"Whew. Good thing dead people go to the Wired when Lain's around."

[Simply David]

I sweat Dropped... "Kage, what the hell?"

Alex Armstrong Ran up to him, "YOU THREATEN THE MASTER?!" He nearly punched Kage when I shouted out, "STOP!!!" he stopped, his fist one inch from Kage's face.

I sighed a breath of relief, "Alright, Kage.... uhm, what do you want?" Armstrong backed off.

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