A/N: This Lets Play follows the story of Alotto Virginia, a space cadet in a world where even Pizza Delivery People have mecha, and where things explode on a regular basis. Will she become a much-feared, badass mecha pilot; or will she end up stuck in some lame, dead-end delivery job that for some reason still involves mecha battles? Tune in to find out!



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Chapter One: First Battle

"DIE YOU GOAT-FORNICATING SPAWN OF THE UNDERWORLD!" yelled Space Cadet Recruit Alotto Virginia, from the cockpit of her mecha.

She'd been firing the machine gun at the mecha for a while now, stopping only to reload. The enemy mecha, meanwhile, returned fire with fricking laser beams. Her mecha already had several holes in it's armour; some of which were a bit too close to the cockpit for her liking.

Her machine was on it's last leg, and one more shot would probably leave it unable to fight. However, she continued firing; as moving out of the way of enemy attacks was for cowards.

"COME GET A PIECE OF ME YOU MATERNAL-FORNICATOR!" she yelled, defiantly, knowing she was probably about to get slaughtered.

However, before the enemy mecha could finish her off....it promptly exploded.

"....the fuck?" said Alotta.

"Congradulations on your first training battle," said a voice, over her radio. "But seriously, was the profanity really necessary? It's a training drone; I'd hate to think what you'd say to the real enemy...."

(To be Continued)