Really, really not looking forward to further bastardisation of my sister's life, but I started this, so... let's get right to it?

Hey everyone I'm back but I have bad news I have a huge case of writers block so I need everyone who reads this to send things they want to happen in the story im sorry but I cant think that well so please help me by sending any requests you want in the story till then I'm slumped bye guys.

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Okay... guess that was pretty damn painless, but also completely idiotic and a rather blatant sign that this person shouldn't be writing - if they missed every other damn sign so far.

As we can see, the author has no idea how to plot anything. Granted, making it up as you go along can possibly provide an entertaining story, there has to be a vague idea somewhere. A goal to reach! A point to make! When you have literally nothing except burning hatred for characters to fuel your actions, you might want to spend an extra few years brainstorming.

Also, isn't this against fanfiction.net's rules?

Well, now that that's done, guess I should move on to the real torture!

PoisonMaster16: Hey everyone I'm back and I thought of what to write I don't know how I got over it but I got over it lol

So either no one bothered to help your lazy story, or you didn't bother crediting the vile fiend dastardly enough to sustain your little fic.

Everyone: YES!

PoisonMaster16: wow you guys really wasn't to know what happens well guess what

Everyone: what?

PoisonMaster16: I quit writing your story!

*Is hopeful*

Everyone: WHAT? (Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Inuyahsa pass out)

Wow, since when did all three of these guys turn into pansies? One terrible story is ended, and they faint? Why do you hate these characters so?

PoisonMaster16:hahahahah I just kidding on with the story

Disclaimer: I only own the plot

And why do you hate me so much more?

When Kagome and Shippo came down stairs Shippo looked like a regular kid "he had a tail I saw it!" "He's a fox demon" Bankotsu reassured them

It took them until Shippo returned to address his tail? And why fuss about it anyway? Quite sure Kurama and Hiei are demons themselves.

"Kurama could you teach me about my kind?" "sure only if its okay with Kagome" Kagome nodded with a smile "just don't hurt my baby"

And since when did Shippo have no idea about his kind?

"I wont don't worry" she smiled and took Bankotsu's hand "come on bank

UGH.

we need to get you clothes of this time" he groaned but nodded.

Aaaaawww, the evil mercenary doesn't wanna get new clothes.

She giggled and dragged him outside to the mall. (time skip to after he got his clothes to lazy to write)

...Fuck it, let's see what the reviews are saying.

-After getting pissed off by intrusive ads, I read said reviews-

Wow... almost every single review for this story is either gushing or constructive criticism. Not that the latter's a bad thing, but when said criticism fails to address all problems but the grammar and stuff, something's not right. The one person who DID call this bad pretty much got a reply from the poison master 16 herself.

Okay yes I know the first chapter is bad but it was my first fix of the chapter and trust me I gets better so please continue and you might just like it

Really? Only the first chapter was bad? Trust me, I'm reading through all these chapters, and it most certainly does not, in fact, get better at all.

Ai yi yi, I sure sound harsh, huh? Well, when the author seems to have absolutely no idea how to write, or what actually happened back in Feudal Japan, it's hard to be nice about it.

Well, I've derailed this long enough >.< Time to march on...

Kagome and Bankotsu we're walking around the mall and holding hands when three girls shouted at Kagome. She groaned but stopped "hey Eri, Yuka, Ayumi what's up?"

Goodie, more characters to be transformed into... something not themselves. Poor girls.

"we were just shopping to go to the club oh and since your better maybe you could go on that date with Hojo" "Guys I only like him as a friend"

Oh come on, you didn't even bother with Gramp's silly sickness excuses? Just 'I got better'?

"okay Kagome you have to lose that two timing bad boy boyfriend" "I did I hate him and if you haven't noticed I'm with my new boyfriend."

I get the feeling, though, that the author has a twisted love for Kagome's friends. They weren't entirely sure Inuyasha was the best choice, after all.

They gasped "Kagome where did you meet him" Eri said, "he's quite handsome Kagome does he have a brother?"

Should probably warn them that liking 'Bank 'n Bros' is akin to necrophilia.

Oh shit that's right Kagome's in love with a zombie GOD DAMN IT.

Yuka asked mesmerized, "wow your so strong hehe" Ayumi said dazed

...Unless Bankotsu's carrying his DRAGON SLAYER WAR BLADE SPEAR CUTTER sword - which would be retarded beyond explanation - I dunno where Ayumi's getting that assessment from.

Bankotsu smirked "I do actually have a few brothers" "are they single?" Yuka asked her hopes up. "well I did but they all died" "I'm so sorry" they all said sad.

"Eh, it's fine. To be honest, I doubt any of you would've liked a guy with a poison fetish, a human/tank hybrid, a pyromaniac, a serial killer doctor, or a giant. Might like the sadistic cross-dresser, though, he's kinda pretty."

"its okay I got my Kagome to keep me happy" then Kurama and Shippo stood next to them "Mommy Kurama said he'd take me to the candy shop since Hiei ate all the ice cream"

Oh, um. Okay?

"mommy?" "hi you three must be my moms friends" "yeah heheh" "I adopted him don't worry guys" they sighed with relief "Kurama please don't give him chocolate" "I wont" she nodded and they left.

So yeah.

"So Kagome where did you meet your hotty of a boyfriend" she blushed

"A few hundred years ago, back when he had an actual excuse to be a zombie, trying to kill us all and screw up Japan with his evil brothers."

"I met him camping a while ago and we have kept in touch" "cute" "well guys we need to go later"

Yeah, how cute >.> So, one rushed escape later...

she dragged Bankotsu away from them "sorry about that" "its okay I enjoyed hearing that I'm such a hotty" "cocky much?" "Only for you"

I will refrain from poking fun at this line for the sake of Kagome.

Kagome blushed at this and kissed his cheek "hey I have a question?" "Yeah?" "When did I become your boyfriend? Not that I mind I mean I love it actually"

Probably when you kidnapped her or something >.>

"I considered you my boyfriend that day I stood up to Inuyasha and the others and you stood by me"

Oh. Well, close enough.

"you know I'll always be there for you Kagome." "I know that's why I wanted you to be my boyfriend" she smiles and kisses him when she pulled back he had a dreamy smile on his handsome face.

Have fun trying to picture Bankotsu with that kind of expression. It might actually give you a chuckle.

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE, WHICH I GUESS MEANS BACK IN THE PAST

Jakotsu and Suikotsu woke up to see they have been revived "what happened?" "we're alive oh yay now I can see my Inuyasha again"

You don't seem as passionate as you used to be about that.

Suikotsu rolled his eyes at his brothers actions they felt a pull heading to the bone eaters well they didn't know why but they fallowed the pull.

Oh yay, contrived rail-roading and unexplained revivals. Come to think of it, were these guys reburied together?

AND NOW, BACK TO THE FUTURE

Kagome, Bankotsu, and Shippo stayed three days luckily for Bankotsu and Shippo her grandpa wasn't home and souta was spending time with a friend and wasn't home.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait. I'm actually in this story? Why do I get the feeling the author completely forgot my existence and hastily 'fixed' this mistake? For the record, I don't normally spend countless days at a friends house. My own is perfectly fine >.>

"bye mom I love you" "I love you too be safe and come home soon I miss you" "I miss you too"

Oh, so we're going back through the well then. Okay... guess we still have Naraku to fight or something.

she kissed her mom good bye and they all jumped into the well and when they climbed up they saw two of the Band of seven

Hm... so, it either took these two three days to walk to this well - even though Kagome and Bankotsu could apparently warp all over Japan earlier - and arrived just as Kagome did, or they just camped there for three days, not knowing what the hell they were doing.

"Jakotsu?, Suikotsu your both alive?" Jakotsu ran and hugged Bankotsu then glared at Kagome "what are you doing with Inuyasha's wench?" Kagome got mad and stated coldly "don't refer to me as his wench I hate him."

Not referring to her as a wench in general would also be nice.

he was shocked "wait so you don't want Inuyasha anymore?" "nope for all I care he could jump off a cliff to his death" "I like the new her" she smirked "so is it just you two alive?" "yes we were the only ones to be revived"

At least until the plot - or that thing that likes to think it's a plot - decides to randomly revive more zombies.

Suikotsu stated they nodded. Then Inuyasha ran over to Kagome

Wait what the fuck?

and grabbed her wrist "Lets go wench!" "SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!" Inuyasha slammed to the ground and made a huge crater "fuck you Inuyasha I wont go anywhere with you ever again im staying with my boyfriend"

Dear god, the sheer amount of OOC has finally converted to actual physical pain. I'm literally going to kill myself before I finish this, I just know it.

"it's not that hobo guy because I'll kill him" "HIS NAME IS HOJO AND NO ITS NOT HIM SIT! LEAVE ME ALONE!" "I WILL NOT YOU HAVE TO RETORE THE JEWEL YOU BROKE" "WILL YOU SHUT!" "MAKE ME!"

I miss their old arguments. At least they were sometimes entertaining and made sense. This is born from colossal ruination of absolutely everything I've written.

...Okay okay, I've learned my lesson! Never again will I write up a relative's adventures in an alternate time line for writing practice! And since I might be associated with writers like this, I might just give up literacy altogether!

"!"

...Okay, fine. METAL GEAR?!

Kagome stomped away from the unconscious half breed. Bankotsu pulled her to him and kissed her she calmed down and hugged him "thanks" "welcome actually im okay if your mad" "and why's that?" he kissed her again. "oh" "yeah" Jakotsu made gagging sounds they laughed and went to the direction Kagome sensed a jewel shard.

So... she has to be mad to be a good kisser or something? Well anyway, guess she's now officially a bandit mercenary criminal who will most likely become a mass murderer with a thing for corpses.

Suddenly, dream sequence.

Kagome was running away from a demon the demon turned into Naraku and shot a tentacle at her feet and dragged her to him. made her die a slow and painful death.

...Uh, oh no? What a terrible dream? I could really visualise the mental torture this nightmare entails?

Suddenly, no dream sequence.

Bankotsu woke right away 'that was the worst dream ever' he saw his love snuggling up to him for warmth and had a smile on her face he herd her murmur the very thing he wanted to hear "Bankotsu I love you"

How do people always murmur something specific like that when someone relevant is listening in? Aside from the contents of her dream, it's not so much a complaint as something far more interesting to think about than reading this.

he smiled and kissed her head she woke up half asleep. "sorry did I wake you?" she shook her head no and kissed his cheek "Kagome" "hmmm" "I love you" she jumped awake and kissed him passionately "I love you too" he kissed her again and again repeating it over again after every kiss. He stood her up with him and they ran to another area and 'had fun'

...Please, tell me they placed chess or something. Ancient Japan Atari or something retarded like that! Please, I beg of you!

(sorry guys never done a lemon before and not sure how to).

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

PoisonMaster16: so what you guys think for chapter five I think there's going to be one more chapter in the story still thinking

Bankotsu: I liked it cuz I got to "have fun" as you put it

I am so frickin' angry right now. Fuck you Banko- NO, I WILL NOT SUPPLY AMMO FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO BREAK MY MIND FURTHER.

Inuyasha: I didn't like it you made Kagome sit me like a million times

PoisonMaster16: so?

Inuyasha: so what does that mean?

PoisonMaster16: so means I don't like you so that's why I did it (sticks tongue out at him) but anyway I finally got the two other band of seven characters I like in the story no offence Bankotsu

Oh dear fucking christ. If you don't even like the character the entire story revolves around, DON'T BOTHER WITH IT.

Bankotsu: its cool

Kagome: please leave a review to see if she needs to fix anything I like it I gots a sexy mercenary as my boyfriend hehe

You are aware that 'fixing' this would require purging it from the internet forever, right?

Bankotsu: (smirks)

Inuyasha: (growls then gets sat by Kagome)

PoisonMaster16: anyway again please review

No, I won't.

I think I'm going to go cry now. Forever. Please excuse me.