If Homestuck characters were pokemon trainers, what would their teams be?

Ok so this topic is exactly what it says on the tin. Not even gonna make rules. That means FEEL FREE TO MAKE UP YOUR OWN TEAMS, don't feel limited to six, yada yada.

For my teams I'm personally limiting myself to six as a maximum, not always filling it, and always using final evolved forms unless circumstantially a bad idea. (Like Scyther, for example, is better for Karkat than Scizor regardless of quality... and it's cooler anyway)

John: (Note: All pokemon have the Prankster ability) (There's probably a better way to build his team LOL)
Whimsicott, Tornadus, Klefki, Illumise, Sableye, Mega Banette

Rose:
Chandelure, Tentacruel, Dusknoir, Umbreon, Jellicent, Mega Gengar
-Box of Delphox-

Dave:
Honedge, Doublade, Aegislash, Scrafty, Bisharp, Reuniclus

Jade:
Arcanine, Houndoom, Stoutland, Furfrou, Granbull, Palkia
-in her box: Munna, Castform-

Karkat:
Exploud, Noivern, Scyther, Kingler, Primape

Equius:
Rapidash, Zebstrika, Machamp, Serperior, Arceus, Keldeo

Roxy:
Purrloin, 

Nepeta:
Purugly, Persian, Liepard, Delcatty, Luxray, Pyroar, Meowstic (Special exception!)

Jake:
Marowak, Duskull

Kanaya:
Gliscor, Woobat, Roserade, Bellossom, Gardevoir, Florges

Dirk: (Making exceptions to the fully evolved with Dirk PURELY for the irony. He can still kick everyone's ass though no worries)
Bisharp, Honedge, Shuppet, Claydol(Baltoy?), 

Vriska:
Ariados, Galvantula, Chatot, 

Eridan:
Sharpedo, Wailord, Horsea, Basculin, Skrelp

Feferi:
Tentacruel, Milotic, 
-Box full of Magikarp > Box full of Gyarados-

Meenah:
Empoleon

Gamzee:
Mr. Mime, 

Aradia:
Mismagius, Cofagrigus, Spiritomb, Shedinja, Gourgeist, Mega Sableye

Tavros:
Tauros, Bouffalant, 

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Whoa how'd these RWBY characters get in here?

Ruby:
Scyther

Yang:
Magmortar, Magmar, Electabuzz, Hitmonchan, Darmanitan

Weiss:
Froslass
-Tempted to just add gorgeous, effeminate, regal pokemon. Leavanny and Gardevoir, for example-

Blake:
Ninjask, Greninja, Toxicroak