Carnival Phantasm RP

A zany, crackish sequel taking place a year after the Holy Grail war. All servants are somehow alive and living out their daily lives, adjusting to the modern world.

Only characters from the F/SD are permitted. Some OCs may be allowed, as well as some canon characters from Nasuverse.

Saber clenched her fist in rage at the terrible injustice beforfe her. Such a travesty could not be tolerated; action would have to be taken. This wrong must be righted!

"RIDER! STOP DOWNLOADING PORN ONTO SHIROU'S COMPUTER!" she yelled.

Shirou who had been enjoying a nice glass of tea, complements of Tohsaka, suddenly spat it all out when he heard Saber's yell. He started sputtering and coughing, his face turning beat red. "R-Rider!"

Rider wandered into the room, yawning lazily as she did. Since the War ended a year ago, she had really taken to this world, which was clear by her change in her clothing. Currently, she was in her nightclothes; sweatpants and a lose v-neck shirt. Her hair was all ruffled, and it was clear that she had just been taking a nap.

"Relax, Shriou-kun, I only look at it when you're out~"

Like a cat, she stretched out her arms and back before she walked into the room with Saber and plopped down on her lap, facing her.

"It's so neat how one can just download videos and images at other engaging in sexual intercourse. Anyway, you're the pervert who found it. I keep it in a a hidden folder that you have to look pretty hard for. How dirty~"

She chuckled, pressing her nose against the other woman's and grinning.

Saber blushed as Rider suddenly sat on her lap.

"Uh...you mean that folder?" she asked.

She then pointed to a folder on the desktop labelled "Not Pron".

"Pfft. That one? No. That's Shirou's porn folder. I moved it from the one folder he hid it in onto the desktop as a distraction. No, my porn folder is hidden much better than that. You were looking at his, not mine, then. Silly Saber, I wouldn't watch such crude things as he does. Instead, I draw my own and only watch classy porn by professionals."

Rider cuddled up to Saber and purred playfully, licking the side of her neck.

"Wanna help me make some~?"

Saber blushed beat red. After a moment of hesitation, she pushed Rider away.

"N-not now. I promised I'd meet up with some people on Pandora," she said.

Rider went from playful to moody as she was pushed away. So that's how she wanted to play? Alright. She could play this game.

Leaning back up to Saber, she quickly pushed the back of the other woman's shirt and slid her fingers down slightly into the waistband of her pants, before grazing her fingernails up along the small of her back. She then pulled away quickly, taking a couple steps back.

"Ah, well." Agnora shrugged indifferently. "I you won't play with me, I'm sure my dear other Saber will be happy if I gave her a little.. company."

With that, Rider turned and started off out of the room.

Saber got shivers down her spine as Rider touched her back; and blushed even deeper. As Rider turned to leave the room; she practically tackled her.

There was no way she was letting Miyamoto have Rider during her week.

Rider counted down in her head as she walked away, yelping and letting out a laugh as she felt Saber grab her and hit the ground. Rolling them over, she sprawled on top of Saber, sliding her fingers into the other woman's hair.

"Aw, Hervor, you changed your mind? How sweet. But I'd hate to interrupt your game time. It's really find, I'm sure Miyamoto would be happy to see me. We've really been getting along well, lately, you know."

Rider sat up, lightly patting Saber on the head.

"So go ahead and play, I don't mind~"

Saber grabbed her leg and clung on to it.

"Come on Agy! You've got me all worked up!" she said. "Don't make me beg...you're going to make me beg, aren't you?"

Agnora laughed and leaned down, giving Hervor a little smooch.

"Aww. Hervvvy. You're already begging. But please, do it some more, it's so cute."

As she spoke, she tried to pry her leg free of the death grip. Giving up on that, she instead started tugging on Hervor's ear, grinning almost sadistically.

"And it better be some good begging. More interested in a game than me. Really. You better be glad I don't just get you almost to your high then leave you there."

"Oh Rider; most beautiful and wonderful woman in the world; please forgive me!" said Saber.

"For you I would climb the tallest mountain and dive to the bottom of the deepeset sea! No, that's to easy! For you I would dive to the bottom of the highest mountain and climb to the top of the deepest sea! And when asked how the hell I did it, I'd ignore them because I would be too distracted by your radiant beauty!"

She paused.

"And then hopefully we'd have sex," she finished. "SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Unexpectedly, Rider couldn't help but blush a bit, shocking herself and most likely Saber as well. It was no easy task to make this seemingly shameless woman do that.

"You are.. the hammiest woman in the world," she grumbled, turning her face away a bit to hide her embarrassment.

Now oddly docile, Agnora flopped right back on top of Hervor, even cuddling up to her a bit. She then bit down on Hervy's shoulder, mostly because she wanted a little bit of revenge, and she couldn't think of anything else to do.

"Fine, I'll stay. The last part kind of ruined your begging, though."

Kaguya tapped her finger on her table. She was beginning to grow impatient, they'd agreed to meet up now and Saber hadn't shown up yet! Those jackals weren't going to distract themselves! She sighed, it was time to take matters into her own hands.

"If that moron doesn't get here soon, you'll have the honor of protecting me from those monsters instead." she told Mulan, "Erm, not that I need protection from such inferior foes you see, but...I figure this way you should at least see some action before I annihilate them. Yes, that's it. You should be grateful really."

Takako stood behind Kaguya, looking at the screen. She was curious about the game that her servant spent so much time on; wondering how interesting it could be.

"Can I play?" she asked.

"Riiiiiight, you are so kind and gracious, gongzhu," Mulan replied, wishing the words she typed could convey her sarcasm. Why she chose to party with Kaguya was a wonder to all. Well, at least she got to ride a horse in this game, but he was no where as good as her Kahn. Not that she expected any horse to compare to him.

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The moment they had started flirting, Shirou hastily left the room. Barely making a good excuse as to why. Not that they really payed attention to him. You'd think he'd be used to their constant flirting by now, but sometimes it was just too much to take. Really, these girls were definitely going to be the death of him.

"Maybe later. If you can get another computer." Kaguya told Takako, not taking her eyes off the screen.

She smiled at Mulan's response, the sarcasm going completely over her head. "I'm glad you agree." she replied, "So, I suppose we don't need to wait for that fool then?"

Mulan nearly face palmed at Kaguya's response. Should have known her royal highness would miss her sarcasm utterly and completely. "Probably do actually, she's our tank after all. We'll need her to aggro most of the jackals."

She almost twitched typing the word jackal. How she loathe those creatures that kept killing her and her horse.

Kaguya sighed, "I suppose so, since you apparently doubt your ability to handle them. And well...I would go destroy them on my own, but...you know...it wouldn't be proper for a princess to deny her vas sals entertainment! Yes, that's it. Hahaha."

Takako walked out of the room, and headed into the kitchen, where she found Aimi.

"Aimi, may I have a laptop?" she asked.

Aimi was just starting on making a meal for everyone, when she heard a voice. Startled, she flinched before turning around.

"Ah! Oh, hello Takako. What do you need a laptop for? I already have a computer.."

"But Kaguya is always on it!" said Takako. "And she won't let me play Pandora!"

Mulan just sighed. Really, why did she ever think partying with Kaguya would be a good idea? "Fine, fine, let's just go get this over with."

Aimi sighed softly.

"That's true.. Kaguya doesn't really like.. sharing. I guess.. I can get you one, if you really want one.." she aid, mumbling towards the end because she started feeling like a total doormat.

Kaguya smiled. "Certainly. Although as I said, you can go in there first. Since there wouldn't really be much for you to do if I go first." she typed.

This was going perfectly. She'd kill too birds with one stone. Except they weren't birds, they were giant dogs that liked the taste of her character's flesh and the girl that had humiliated her during her first fight of the Grail war. Not that the princess bore a grudge.