User: Did I ever show you the second chapter of My Immortal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay then! Prepare for a suffering.

Cleverbot: Make it double.

User: AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

Cleverbot: You learn from people who talk to you on this website thus you cannot understand many words i'm am typing.

User: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had.

Cleverbot: What is the normal for you?

User: My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends.

Cleverbot: Being close and being clever Ain't like being true I don't need to, I would never hide a thing from you, Like some...

User: I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a.

Cleverbot: How lovely! A recipe for sense!

User: My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me.

Cleverbot: No; all the planets are obviously for women.

User: She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: 'OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!' she said excitedly.

Cleverbot: Talking to who.

User: 'Yeah? So?' I said, blushing.

Cleverbot: I don't like you like that.

User: 'Do you like Draco?' she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

Cleverbot: I never said anything about taking over... I suggested that computers should control simpler devices.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: 'No I so fucking don't!' I shouted.

Cleverbot: Do you like people?

User: 'Yeah right!' she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

Cleverbot: Who are your friends?

User: 'Hi.' he said.

Cleverbot: She said.

User: 'Hi.' I replied flirtily.

Cleverbot: No, YOU asked, and I replied.

User: 'Guess what.' he said.

Cleverbot: Maybe your grammar program needs a little more work.

User: 'What?' I asked.

Cleverbot: You asked what?

User: 'Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.' he told me.

Cleverbot: I more like epic music.

User: 'Oh. My. Fucking. God!' I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite band?

User: 'Well… do you want to go with me?' he asked.

Cleverbot: Do you really want to make me happy?

User: 'Well do you want to go with me?' he asked.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I gasped.

Cleverbot: Okay.

(So...apparently Cleverbot has a thing for Enoby? ...fuck, why does that pairing make sense to me?)