Three word stories

The person starts off with three words, the person below has to do the same thing
For example
Person 1: A man was
Person 2: Picking berries when
Person 3: a gigantic dinosaur
Person 4: ate his berries.
Person 5: He got mad
Person 6: and turned Super
Person 7: Saiyan and blasted
Person 8: away the dinosaur
Person 9: and ate his berries
Person 10: when his mom
And so on

A cookie was

Bouncing around when

a doggy came

and picked it

before pissing on

the red hydrant

And ran after

the mailman who

Had some irregularly

Big feet so

He tripped over

his mother's prized

Vase and faceplanted

into a pile

of dog crap

which also had

some cat litter

then he took

a red notebook

and a pen

and started writing

An SOS letter

to his cousin

Butch the tranvestite

because of the

fact that he

had eaten a

bowl of old

potatoes that had