Omnichat: MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING

For this rp, you can either post as yourself or make a sock puppet of a character you'd like to post as.

The basic premise is that we're just chatting on a forum as these characters or ourselves so we really don't need a character sheet for it. It's just something to do for fun. Anyway tell me when you make a sockpuppet and I'll activate it for you.

I suppose I'll be getting the first post in this forum.

Oui, mon amie. But the second post belongs to I, Waka, god's gift to man.

Hello mongrels, your king shall be taking this post.

King? Perhaps in part of the mortal world...

This forum seems to attract those with colossal egos.

GA: It Appears That Lurking In This General Vicinity Will Prove Either Beneficial To My Social Life Or Damaging To My Sanity

Possibly both.

I am the king of all realms, mongrel.

Sure you are.

GA: I Am Aware Of At Least Three Realms You Are Not The King Of

Point me in the direction of these realms and I will soon be king of them.

GA: I Do Not Think This The Wisest Idea

GA: Her Imperious Condescension Is Not One To Be Trifled With And Neither Are The Black And White Kings

More evidence that intelligence is not a requirement for becoming royalty in your realm.

You mongrels must be vastly underestimating the powers of your king and magical girls in general.

Wait, you're a magical girl? Tell me, what did Kyubey offer you.

GA: The Closest Thing I Have To A King Is The White King

GA: Though I Believe Her Imperious Condescension Outranks A King By Far

Who is this Kyuubey and what could he have possibly offered I, a king, that I don't already have.

GA: How Does A Female Become A King

GA: Does Being Magical Have Something To Do With It

GA: If So May I Place My Bid For The Throne When You Are Dead

Kyubey is a being that convinces girls to become magical girls in exchange for one wish. Perhapse you met a different incubator?

And I wasn't aware you were a female. From your profile picture and mentions of you being a king, I had believed you to be male.

Ancient Belka has no basis for gender when it comes to titles. mongrel. And I highly doubt you could take my position even if the off chance that I die.

I have never met anything called an incubator and I have no need for wishes.

Peon, what male wears hair clips?

GA: Ah

GA: I Did Not Think So As I Am Far Outside Of The Royal Castes

GA: But As I Am More Magical Than A Witch I Was Hoping That Was Magical Enough

GA: Oh Well

A crossdressing male.

If you didn't make a deal with the incubators, how did you become a magical girl?

I was cloned from the Mistress, peon. The Defense Program created me to take over the universe.

GA: Clones Are A Topic With Which I Am Afraid To Say I Am Quite Familiar

Those words don't have any meaning for me.

in any case, it seems magic works differently in your universe.

@GA: Your universe has witches as well?

GA: Yes We Have Witches

GA: Though I Only Know Of Two

GA: One Is The Witch Of Life And The One Most Closely Associated With The Horrorterrors Of The Furthest Ring

GA: The Other Is The Witch Of Space And The One Associated With The Sovereign Slayer

GA: Theyre Nice People

We used to have witches in our universe. Though ours were horrible, freakish monsters that attacked innocents and were at one point magical girls.

However, a friend of mine wiped them out of existance with a wish.

Now we get demons in their place; but demons are easily dealt with.

GA: Ive Dealt With Demons Before

GA: They Were Terrible Creatures With Huge Feathery Wings Called Angels

GA: Though I Guess That Was Mostly Because A Certain Prince Agitated Them