Wacky Races: The Crossover

Across the multiverse a strange phenomenon was happening. Portals would open up and suck people into them before disappearing again just as quickly. There was no explanation as to why or how and left any witnesses baffled. Sometimes it even caused a bit of wide spread panic. No one knew where these people went or what was happening. It was just odd...

Little did they know that this strange occurrence would lead to a race that could very well decide the fate of the multiverse.

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Far away on an isolated, yet livable planet, countless portals opened, dropping out the people they had picked up. Eva, now known as Molly, and her partner Jordan were among the ones being unceremoniously dropped. They landed with a thud on the grassy field. If someone bothered to look they would see acres and acres of grass around them and what appeared to be a rather large building in the distance. Molly and Jordan, however, were a little preoccupied at the moment.

"Could you get off my back? You're not exactly light, you know," Jordan complained to his partner who had landed on top of him. This was a lie of course, Molly wasn't that heavy and he was built enough to not be bothered by that much weight. The real issue here was how embarrassing it was to have her straddle his back.

"Oh, sorry," Molly apologized, quickly getting off the boy. She not quite all there, being completely and utterly surprised by what happened. It took her a second or two to realize the meaning behind Jordan's remark, "Wait, did you just imply that I'm fat?!"

One of the portals had deposited what appeared to be a girl in a rather plain dress and hat... with cyborg arms with many eyes on them. Several more eyes flew out the bottom of her dress as she pushed herself up, quickly surveying everything around her. She used one of her abnormally large fingers to scratch at her hat as she gained her bearings.

"Whoa... seems like I'm not the only one who got yoinked!"

Her hat lifted up, and a small bird peeked out from underneath. "Whatcha gonna do about it, boss?"

The girl grinned, her razorsharp teeth a shiny metallic grey. "Make the most of it! Find whoever did this, beat them up, and be back home in time for Annie!"

Another portal opened right next to her, depositing a girl dressed like a maid and what seemed to be a pile of miscellaneous bones. They made a loud clatter as the girl tried to right herself back up, a bluish glow emanating from her back. "What... happened?"

Peacock's breath caught- she recognized the maid. "...Marie? Is that you?"

The girl's head quickly snapped to Peacock's direction. "...Patricia?"

They both stared at each other, frozen in their tracks. At the same time, they stuttered "What happened to you?"

A person in a tuxedo was dropped into the world, and caught themself by landing on one knee and one hand, "What? How did this happen?" But before she could react or act any further another portal dropped a blonde woman fell upon the suited person.

"Ah! Get off of me!" Saber said, flailing underneath the other person.

"Oh! Sorry about that!" Arcueid got up, "Hey wait a second, are you the one who brought me here?!"

"I was about to ask you the same thing," Saber said, a little bit calmer now that she was free but clearly about ready for a fight.

Then a very large and odd looking vehicle fell near them, the weight of it causing the ground to shake and them to bounce slightly. The Bersercar had arrived!

Two blue-haired men fell into the world, crashing in a heap. The taller man lifted the smaller one to his feet, before tightening a cape around his shoulders and putting on a pair of orange sunglasses.

"SIMON! Why did you run away?!" Asked the taller man, staring at his younger companion.

"Ka-Kamina-" The man in questioned frowned. "...Bro." Corrected Simon, "I don't- I don't think I did that."

"Then why aren't we still fighting Viral?" Kamina questioned.

"I... uh... I don't know, Bro." Simon said, looking around. "I don't know."