Simstuck

In which I make sim versions of all the homestuck characters and post whatever interesting things crop up from them being in the same area.

I haven't even started yet, just adding the different households to the house and well this happened...





ROSE, ROXY, AND DIRK ALL WANT JAKE ALREADY

Jesus, Jake please no. How do you keep attracting people left and right?

Feferi gets her first gold digger.

...yay?

Kanaya doesn't waste anytime setting up Rosemary.

Dave will never hand over his precious candy red plasma.

Rose is pretty popular with the ladies it seems.

This speaks for itself.

I... Gamzee, please.

Well this is an unexpected turn of events.

Welp.

Terezi tried to cook and started a fire. Nepeta rushed in to help but Terezi already pulled her extinguisher out to take care of it herself.

So Gamzee just jumped into Roxy's arms and she looks so uncomfortable.

Other updates: Tavros and Terezi are officially going steady as well as Jane and Nepeta.

More update: Jane and Nepeta are now engaged to get married. Same goes for Tavros and Terezi. Equius and Eridan are going steady and apparently Kanaya has a romantic interest in both Jade and Rose.

EDIT: Jake and Karkat are going steady now. lmao

YOU JINXED MY GAME MAGEY

This is so Vriska it physically hurts.

Dirk and Kanaya make for a pretty terrifying baby.



While Dave and Karkat makes a baby that really likes boats.



Speaking of Dave, parent of the year goes to him.

So apparently DirkEridan happened and Dirk is proving to be pretty clingy.



Looks like Karkat and the EqRose kid is bonding. Over trashy romance novels probably.

Karkat Vantas, everyone. Literal wriggler incarnate.

He cannot get along with his daughter at all for some reason.

The best part is Bambi's face.



"Dad r u srs?"

Rose, Kanaya, and the NepJane kid also bonding over trashy romance novels. Except theirs star wizards and vampires.