Song-versations

This is a game recently invented by my brother and I and if you recognize it, I don't give a damn. I still give credit to my brother and I.

Anyway, this game is fairly simple. Have a conversation, but use song titles or lyrics to make it flow. For example:

Person1: I went to a club last night and I had the time of my life...
Person2: What a coincidence! I went to a club last night as well and we had a lot of shots, shots, shots, shots shots shots...
Person3: Hope your hangover wasn't too painful. But isn't it sad that Person3 couldn't make it? All she does is sit at home, feeding the baby, she's all alone...

And et cetera. You can provide links to music vids if the song isn't instantly recognizable and also tell us what the song title is and who sang it. Songs of other languages are not allowed though because it wouldn't fit easily, even with translations.

So, I'll start the game!
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I met my ex-boyfriend yesterday. I remembered back when he was the reason for the teardrops on my guitar...

(Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift)

Meh. I'd really only date a chick if she bangs.

Yeah, I dated one in a town called Malice.

Well, I bet you've never done that on Paradichlorobenzene...
*Shot*

Shot? Through the heart? And you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name.

Hey, don't listen to him. You're an all star

Yeah, it's all right anyway. I don't want relationship, I just want Bang Bang Bang.

Oh yeah? パンツ脱げるもん, パンツ脱げるもん, パンツ脱げるもんね。
(Lit. I can take of my panties.)

I can't stand, to look at you now.
(Seether Country song)

Then why don't you look at the one-eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater?