Yours Is The Adventure That Will Pierce The Heavens!

((I think I'm doing this right? Hopefully? Um, if you have a problem with me making this, just tell me please. Like don't hesitate to come up to me and say "RANDOM, YOU DID THE THING!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THE THINGG??"))

RULES:
1.) Just suggest what you want to happen next in a post. Please make sure it's a thing that can actually happen. That means nobody suddenly exploding or ninjas falling from the sky, unless it's actually a possible thing in the current situation.
2.) You can change the main character if there are other people around. There will be some people that you can't be until later because reasons.
3.) Don't forget to add people into your party. Once there are more people in your party, you can suggest multiple things for different people.
4.) I'll choose the next post based on popular vote or I dunno. To be honest, I'll probably just talk it over with everyone and we'll come to some sort of agreement, I suppose. We'll have to see. I suck at rules.
5.) Don't forget to have fun and junk~!
6.) If there are three votes for an action, it is happening.
7.) Rules are subject to change because these aren't even good rules right now.

Your name is Sami. You are walking down a long green hallway. Why is the
hallway green? Because it was red yesterday and wanted to wear something
new today. There are four doors along this hallway that you can see
before it veers off to the left. You reach the first door. What should
you do?

((Also sorry for the drawing. I drew it in about ten minutes. I'll try harder once I know this topic won't die right away. ;3;))

> kick down the door in a manly fashion

Or, if that's not possible...

> Glare at the door intently.

> Kick the door

>kick the door

You suddenly feel a very strong urge to kick down the door in front of you. Summoning all of your manly strength, you raise your leg and send it crashing into the poor, unsuspecting door.


It worked! Your super manly strength was able to defeat the evil door that had dared to block your path! Ah, but what is this? There seem to be some people in the room. Maybe you could talk to them, see what it's like to be them, or even ask them to join you on your journey? The possibilities are not quite endless. In fact, there are actually quite a limited amount of things you could do in this room. Leaving without doing anything is also totally a thing that you could do. You halt your wandering thoughts as soon as you hear faint groaning coming from the floor.


Oh dear.


It appears that you have crushed someone with the door.

>QUICK! Move the door and apologize!

> Move the door and help the person, also..... apologizing

>Move the door to initiate apologizing

>What the others said

You quickly move the door off of the person on the ground and begin to apologize. There is no response. You grab the person's arms and shake them. There still isn't a response.


The person has fallen unconscious. You give up on apologizing for now since they would have no way of hearing you. You turn your attention to the three other people in the room.

((Shhhh, I may have excluded me for now because writing myself in here feels weird. Just ignore me for now please~))

>Don't ignore the person on the floor and continue talking to them as if they were awake

>Say hello to that totes sexy pink haired person.

>talk to the other people in the room and maybe get them to take care of their unconscious friend

>CALL 911
>REALIZE YOU ARE 911

>Pick up door. Add door to inventory.

> Sneak up on the good-looking guy working on the strange machine who you must admit is the most attractive person in the room.

>Allow me to make a second post

>Add Door to Inventory

>Name that weird machine over there the Silly Yelper

>talk to other people and try to get help with unconscious person

>Add door to inventory

>Go talk to someone. Anyone.

You glance at the door that you had set to the side. There's a chance it might turn out to be useful in the future. You quickly add it to your inventory before turning your attention to anyone else in the room.



You look back at the unconscious person on the floor. You're not quite sure what to do now. Suddenly an idea hits you! You should call 911! You grab a conveniently placed phone and dial 9-1-1. But wait..



YOU ARE 911! IT IS YOU! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN 911! 911 IS YOU! YOU ARE THE NUMBERS THAT ADD UP TO EQUAL ELEVEN. THREE ODD NUMBERS IN A ROW. ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR



After you calm down from your sudden realization, you drop the phone and shake your head. Stepping away from it, you turn toward the couch near the television. There are two people sitting on it watching their "Japanese Animu". Something in your head is telling you to approach the pink haired individual and attempt to start a conversation.



He seems quite eager to get to know you on a personal level. How should you proceed?

>wonder why he's not wearing a shirt
>decide it's safer to talk to someone else

> Wonder why he's not wearing a shirt
> Ask him why he's not wearing a shirt

>Decide to talk to that manliest of men sitting next to the totally fucking fabulous pink haired guy, as opposed to talking to the fucking fabulous pink haired guy.

>Wonder why he's not wearing a shirt and why he sparkles
>Abandon all hope for the next generation

>Why the fuck aren't you wearing a shirt? Get away from me. OH GOD GET AWAY.

>Nope
> Y u no wear shirt?
> Talk to someone else

> Ask him why he's not wearing a shirt.

> Talk to the manliest man who ever woman'd sitting next to him.

>Feel challenged by Pink
>One-up Pink by swooning into his arms
>Two can play at this game

>Allow Spidey to post a second time.

>Ask pink-haired-guy why he's sparkling.

Before you can think of anything to discuss with this man, you begin to wonder where his shirt had gone. Your mind goes through many different possibilities. Perhaps it was stolen by the person next to him? Or he decided that he was simply too fabulous for any type of upper wear this fine morning? Maybe it was taken by ninjas? Or it just exploded off of his body due to the high intensity of the sparkles that surround him?



You decide to ask him yourself. You glance at him nervously and he gives you his full attention. You can't help but stare at his batting eyelashes as you ask him why he isn't wearing a shirt.



"I don't see a reason to wear a shirt right now. I'm inside watching anime. I'll think about putting on a shirt once I have somewhere to go." He leans forward and wiggles his eyebrows. "Got somewhere for me to go?"
...Something in your brain is telling you to abandon all hope for the next generation.



He stares at you on the ground and winks at you. Oh dear. It probably looked like you just swooned from what he said to you. ...Perhaps it is time to find someone else to talk to. This suddenly doesn't feel safe.



You sidestep over to the person sitting next to the pink haired man. Oh my! What manly muscles they have! The cut off sleeves on their shirt really help them stand out. Perhaps you could get a closer look later? ..Now is not the time for staring. You realize too late that staring is all you have been doing. The person is giving you a weird look.



Your first impression is ruined. How should you proceed? Should you attempt a conversation? Run away and cry like a baby? Dance the Macarena? What should you do?

((I'm doing Rawrgna's and Phazon's separately c: Huehuehue, it'll be up later today~!))

>Assume the uke position out of instinct before this manliest of doms.