The Virtual World of Random Roleplay

Emo grinned and winked at White before putting away his tonfa (he was ecstatic to finally find out where Hibari put his weapons) and he managed to snag a pocky stick from Cathy's box. As he nibbled on the stick, he watched Kage go about causing mayhem.

"Wow Flame, you did a really good job on this place," he said, seeing the decapitated bodies of the NPCs.

"Yeah, it's very realistic," David said, watching as the person he had made dance just get decapitated as well.

"I would be horrified if these weren't just virtual people," said Spidey, as 'he' watched Kage casually dismember civillians.

"Who wouldn't...?" White asked with slightly sickly look on his face when he looked at dismembered bodies.

"Not right now, gotta do something," Flame said pulling out what appeared to be a cellphone. It was actually a com link to the main database, "Activate operation 'lolkicked'"

This lead to Kage getting kicked off the server before he could kill another NPC. "Now activate operation 'cleanup'." All the NPC self repaired themselves and stood up as if nothing had happened.

Flame finally turned to the others, "So, impressed with my skills with the computer eh? Anyway, I designed this world like a standard RPG, so if you're bored, there are some pretty strong monsters you could fight outside the city."

"Cool," said Spidey. "Bring em on! I need to kill something!"

"impressed is the right" White said looking at Npc who moment ago was laying on the floor dismembered, acting like it never happened to it.

I laughed loudly at Kage's misfortune, and then noticed that the person I had ordered to dance no longer was. Then I realised that it doesn't matter much, probably the geass was erased as per 'operation cleanup'.

"I just realised that as far as monsters go, I'm nearly usele-" I then remembered that Lelouch had Knightmares.

"Nevermind!" I said gleefully, "Anyway, who wants to start a party and kill some monsters?"

Logging In...

Screen Name: ScorpionWins

Avatar: Tubalcain "The Dandy Man" Alhambra

"I do!" Kage said, re-materializing. "Let's go find the strongest monster we can!"

"Me too!" Emo said, raising his hand like he was in school. The eagerness on his face looked strange, but he was eager all the same.

"I'd love to join your party!" said Spidey. "I'm already thinking of many creative ways I can use portals to slay monsters...."

"Monsters?!" she dropped the pocky from her mouth. It seemed like she had the face of disbelief in her. "No way...." she started to act like she was lightheaded or something. "That only means one thing...." she said with her head looking down and her bangs covering her hair. "H-Hehe..."

She then looked up, squealing with joy and with her eyes sparkling. "There must be cute catgirl monsters! Uuuuuuuuu, this is going to be so fun!" she said as she giggled and started to turn around and walk towards the field. "Catgirls, catgirls, gonna take them home~" she sang in a somewhat usual melody.

"....that's the spirit....I guess," said Spidey, scratching the back of...Spidey's head.

"Yay........" White said clearly not looking so excited.

Logging in...

Screen Name 'Tom'...

Current Avatar 'Minato Namikaze'....

Tom materialized near the group randomly and grinned. "This is pretty sweet!" He exclaimed happily, before realising he had no Hiraishin kunai. He lamented the loss of one of his favourite attacks, and then reasoned that he didn't want to make it too easy and perked up again. "Howdy, guys!" He greeted happily.

Emo raised a hand and said, "Hi Tommy!" with a smile on his face.

It only made Hibari's profile look very gay.

"Are you deliberately trying to make that guy's profile look gay?" said Spidey, to Emo, sounding amused. "It looks like fun. I should try it with Breach,"

David suddenly broke out in dance, doing the Carlton, "oh yeah, Go Lulu, ah yeah!"

This was so drastically out of character for Lelouch, that somewhere, in some roleplay, Lelouch just shiverred.

Logging in...

Screen Name: GenericSpider

Current Avatar: Nono

Spidey looked over his new form.

"Shame I won't be getting a chance to use Breach's portals against monsters, but I saw this avatar and I just had to have it," Spidey said.

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Screen Name: ScorpionWins

Current Avatar: Shiny Mew

A blue Mew replaced Alhambra.

"Sweet." Kage said. "Now I'll be even better at killing things!"

"Sure you will Kage, sure you will," said Spidey.

"You doubt me?" Kage asked, floating above Spidey. "Do you think I'd be a better fighter as a..." Kage used transform. "Snorlaaaaax!"

Gravity did the rest.

Spidey dodged the Snorlax.

"I'm not sure a snorlax would be able to hurt Nono. She's fought worse things," he said.

"Hmph. There are worse pokemon... I wonder if I can turn into Arceus?" Kage said

"Don't you have to be fighting that specific pokemon to turn into them?" said Spidey.

"Not in the movies." Kage said. "Watch!" He transformed first into a Pidgey and flew high into the air. He transformed again, and a Hitmonlee stuck a perfect ten-point landing before turning back into Mew.

"Cool, huh?"

"Wow, movie Mew sure is broken! But then, Nono is slightly broken as well," said Spidey.

Emo pouted and crossed her arms. "I can't help that I'm a woman stuck in a man's body," she said. "A very hot man's body." she added with a grin.

White groaned as he did th facepalm. "somebody just kill me now..." he said ans headed out from tavern, lookin slightly frustrated.

After a while, Cathy came back into the place, covered in blood and some other strange liquidy thing. She had a disappointed and slightly bored look on her face. "Mou... I didn't see any catgirl monsters anywhere! All that was outside were te***cle r**e monsters and giant spider things! Geez, so not interesting..." she said as she sighed and sat down. "I won't go outside if I were you, though. It's quite a mess out there~"