The Mildly Exciting Adventure of Bob

Do! The lasso would be a chekov's gun.

Bob decides that it would be scientific to experiment with the machine a bit and learn how it works. Some of the Buil-Doh will have to be sacrificed, but, if it's for science, Bob figures he can part with a little.



Reading the instructions that have lit up the screen, Bob opens one of the smaller cubbies and places some Buil-Doh in it. He doesn't know how much it would take to make a lasso, so he just puts in 10 units of Buil-Doh. That should be enough.



Closing the cubby and typing in a few commands, Bob watches as a new set of instructions appear on the screen. He tosses a piece of Buil-Doh in his mouth to chew on while he reads. Tastes vaguely like blueberries.

The instructions refer him to the larger screen to the far right. Something about setting "chromo-coordinates within the proto-layer for the specification of abstract extraction". Bob has no idea what that is suppose to mean.

When did he get a mouth?! He didn't have one before! SHOW ME YOUR MOUTH.

Push the red button. You know you want to.

Do a barrel roll.

Bob displays his face, but he seems to have no Mouth. How odd that he would have no Mouth, only to have a Mouth later for a mere moment, only to not have a Mouth more later. Satan must be to blame for this.

On another note, Bob would appreciate it if we avoided camera close-ups of his face in the future. He does not like the feeling of his lines being shrunk by the zoom-in.



Bob attempts to push the red button. Bob fails because it is a red dial. Bob turns the red dial to three instead.

Use the machine to make the Buil-Doh into a Sharpie marker. Then use the marker to draw a mouth on your face.

continue turning the dial till something happens.

Bob sets the red dial to four and then continues to the green dial. He sets the green dial 94. Bob likes green.

Turn the blue dial.

Look up.

Keep turning the green