The Owl Game

For those of you who don't know, which is all of you, this game is about sending each other letters. It's from a Harry Potter site, hence the owls. Here's an example: http://archiveofourown.org/works/35895

So, the format is

Spoiler:

(no spoilers in the actual posts plz)

You can intercept messages, but they'll end up with the designated receiver. This means you can read any of them really, but you will be known as a stalker.

I'm going for the feel in that there above fanfiction, but it has been done elsewhere, as you may have seen.

NOTE: THIS IS US, NOT HOGWARTS RP OR POTTERVERSE. SEPERATE ONES WILL BE MADE

Tom:

Should have told that earlier

White

Dear Pulse,

RUN! THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT THE BANANA AND IS CLOSING IN ON YOUR POSITION!

Sincerly, Spidey.

Whitey,

I read your message, but not a single fuck was given

Legend McLegendpants

Tom,

You're a douchebag.

Kage

Kage,

Regarding our pig sex last night: you like the top or bottom?

Hugs and Kisses
Tom

Tom,

Obvious troll is obvious. N00bfag.

Kage.

Kage darling,

Why do you hate me when all I give you is love?

Tommykins

Tom,

See previous note.

Kage.

To: White and Spidey

Message: Saw Tom messaging Kage a while ago. How much you want to bet that they're sexting?

From: Emolicious ;D

Emo,

I wouldn't bet anything. Of COURSE they're sexting.

Spidey

Emo,

I can confirm that the nature of the aforementioned messages were sexual

Tom

Emo,

Tom was just being a whore again. I really shouldn't reply to that idiot...

Kage

Kage,

I quit prostitution when we started banging

Tom

To: Tom and Kage

Message: Quit reading my mail.

From: Emo
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To: Tom

Message: When you actually do the deed with Kage... can I record it for future references? Unless you already have a video. In that case, can I have a copy?

From: Emo
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To: Kage

Message: No, continue replying to him. It is fun entertainment for all. And by for all, I mean me. :3

From: Emo
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To: Spidey

Message: Yeah, you're right... really, you're totally right.

From: Emo

To: Emo

I'm not betting! I already am at money problems!

From: White
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To: Spider

What Banana?..... DID YOU EED MORE LIES TO CIA?

From: Whitey te white

To: Whitey

Message: Aww, poor Whitey! I'll hire you to be my personal slave if you want! :3

From: Your Lord Emo

To: Emo

Message: And what would have been my jobs as your personal slave? -___-

From: White da Pulse

Pulse,

Everybody needs a hobby. Mine is sicking the FBI on people.

Spidey

To: White

Message: Oh, you know. Feeding my garden of man-eating plants, feeding my ranch of man-eating animals, feeding me with grapes and strawberries and other edibles Roman style...

Oh, and there's also the chance of you being sexually harassed by very hot guys for my entertainment.... So, how was your day?

From: Emo the Silly Piggy

Dear Tom,

The "basket" is now in the "tree". Please go retrieve the "baby" from the "basket" before "Nanny" gets her "glasses" back.

Also, pick me up something from Subway, I'm starving from standing on watch for the last ten hours. I'd like tuna, pickles, provolone cheese, and pepperoni on wheat bread, please. I'll pay you for the food.

-Phazon

To: Emo

So it's hazard to my health job and rape danger job but has some normal safe side too.

And if they are guy, no thanks.



My day? Pretty good, considering how i have nothing to do except visit local place and drink cola there then come back home, sleep and come here to be molested or teased by you gais.



From White whity

To: Everybody



Someone left here yesterday without cleaning their mess, who admits it? Also please restrain from doodling on my room's door



From: White

Pulse,

You know how in some movies an author has to deal with a character they created coming to life? Well a certain villain from our webcomic is on my lawn, demanding that I A) feed him a large amount of virgins, and B) pay him royalties. Did you by chance use some cursed program or something when you drew him? Thankfully, he's not kaiju-sized since I haven't decided how big I want him; and doesn't have wings yet.

I was thinking we should seriously consider giving him some ridiculous weaknesses. Preferably ones that can be exploited from a distance.

Spidey

PS, once we somehow get him back in the comic, we should give him eye lasers.

To: All the Guys

Message: I demand my payment in yaoi! Open-mouth tongue-kissing each other would be fine, but I won't say no to full-blown (*wink wink, nudge nudge*) shagging. Thank you and have a yaoi day. ;D

From: Pharaoh Emo

Emo,

No. Just no.

Kage, loyal to none.

Emo,

Payment in the form of JohnKat has been given.

Phazon