Touhou: what did I do last night?

... Always need more CYOA's.

You wake up in a familiar but unfamiliar room, with absolutely no idea of how you got there or what you did last night. Something tells you it wasn't drink--else you'd have been left in the forest to spend the night blasting random youkai--but that leaves a lot of things.

Naturally, of course, you're Kirisame Marisa.

But whose house is it?

[ ] Alice's (her bed)
[ ] Alice's (guest room)
[ ] Reimu's (her bed)
[ ] Reimu's (guest room]
[ ] Cirno's
[ ] Someone Else's

[ ] Alice's (guest room)

[ ] Someone Else's: Village Elder

[ ] Reimu's (her bed)

Pfft, what Ragna said.

[X] Someone Else's: Village Elder

... Well, of all the places to wake up, you didn't expect it to be your grandmother's house. Getting out of bed, you check the room for anything valuable and find... absolutely nothing. Clever woman, clever woman...

Now what?

[ ] Get dressed
[ ] Go find the house's owner
[ ] Check elsewhere in the house for something to rob
[ ] Get your hat and go outside
[ ] Free

[ ] Free: Check elsewhere in the house for something to rob, if not, get dressed, get hat, and go outside.

[ ] Get your hat and go outside (apparently without getting clothes on since that's a completely different option)

[ ] Go visit Sakuya at the Scarlet devil mansion after eating breakfast and getting dressed

[ ] Get your hat and go outside and visit Sakuya

Ragna the Saviour wrote:[ ] Go visit Sakuya at the Scarlet devil mansion after eating breakfast and getting dressed

As if she would feed us.

Not finding anything in the house that you can actually take without time and specialised tools, you grab your heart, grab your broom, and grab the mini-Hakkero before going outside. A hat is all the clothing a witch will ever need!

Ignoring the half-beasts's disapproving stares, you decide to go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Not to rob Patchouli, for once!

Meiling, of course, doesn't see it that way.

[ ] MASTER SPARK
[ ] Some Other Spellcard
[ ] Let her get close enough to realise you're nude
[ ] Chat as if nothing's different from normal
[ ] FREE

[ ] Master Spark Meiling and steal her clothes

[ ] Chat as if nothing's different from normal

[ ] Let her get close enough to realise you're nude, then MASTER SPARK

[ ] Chat as if nothing's different from normal

Rain wrote:Not finding anything in the house that you can actually take without time and specialised tools, you grab your heart, grab your broom, and grab the mini-Hakkero before going outside. A hat is all the clothing a witch will ever need!

Ignoring the half-beasts's disapproving stares, you decide to go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Not to rob Patchouli, for once!

Meiling, of course, doesn't see it that way.

[ ] MASTER SPARK

Waste of energy.

[ ] Some Other Spellcard

We could just use regular shot, really.

[ ] Let her get close enough to realise you're nude

How LEWD.

[ ] Chat as if nothing's different from normal

And zero fucks were given that day.


Okay, seriously though,
[X] Let her get close enough to realise you are nude, then use Star Sign: Polaris Unique.

"Hey, China," you say, continuing to use the stupid nickname because, well, why not, "Not here to bother Patchy, today!"

Overwhelmed by your beautiful physique, you presume, she stutters out something about not letting you in. So... not going to let people talk their way in today? You'd think all the nice flesh would be a suitable bribe...

One Master Spark later, and a naked Meiling is left snoring on the ground. You stash away her clothes in hammerspace, along with your broom and the mini-hakkero, and continue onwards. She's bigger in all aspects, they're not exactly decent clothes.

Now, where to look for Sakuya?

[ ] Kitchen
[ ] Random Hallway
[ ] Bedrooms
[ ] Voile
[ ] Elsewhere

[ ] Kitchen

[ ] Bust into the house, go into the kitchen, make some hot cocoa and then find Sakuya and offer it to her as a sort of ... offering..

[]Voile

Choosing to go to the kitchen, you enter through a side door and ignore the fairy maids. They ignore you too; Remi doesn't pay them anywhere near enough to randomly attack you now that they know you'll smash them in a second or two. Not that she pays the idiots at all, really...

One fairy chooses to follow you as you head into the kitchen, nearly colliding with you as you stop by a cupboard and start making cocoa. Hmm, what to do with her...

[ ] Attack
[ ] Ignore
[ ] Talk To
[ ] Sex Up
[ ] Free

[]Free - take that fairy as your own. It will be your most loyal servant.

[ ] EAT IT.

[]Free - take that fairy as your own. It will be your most loyal servant.

Whilst you make the cocoa, you chat with the fairy, attempting to persuade her that it would be really nice to do as you say instead of listen to the maid and the grumpy girl. She seems uncertain, until you hand her some bread (taking some yourself; you haven't had much bread and it's not that bad, plus you skipped breakfast) from one cupboard. She cheerfully agrees to serve you.

MARISA HAS GAINED +1 FAIRY MAID.

Soon, the cocoa is finished.

[ ] Ask the fairy to find Sakuya and tell you where she is.
[ ] Go find Sakuya yourself with the cocoa
[ ] Give the fairy the cocoa to hold and go find Sakuya
[ ] Tell the fairy to take off everything but her headdress so you match
[ ] Free

[]Free - Send the Fairy to persuade others to join your ranks!

[ ] Free - Send the fairy to persuade others to join your ranks

[ ] Free - Send the fairy to persuade others to join your ranks