The Bitchhamma is extremely rarely used correctly, as all "bitches" are female (literally, male bitches are bastards) because Rule 29 of the internet states that "In the internet all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI/MI5 agents." And Rule 30 states that "There are no girls on the internet.", although this has proven false on FanFiction sites, as many fangirls and children who think they have talent live on both. On this site, we have the keeper of the Bitchhamma who is called PiePerson. Legend has it that when PiePerson, from hear in known as "Pie", wields the Bitchhamma, we should be very scared. Other legends say that she can Bitchhamma someone so hard that they won't even feel the Banhamma, which as a mod she can also wield. Other known wielders are Shiroame, who is skilled with "Internet Rage", a form of unarmed internet combat most effective when angry (which is easy when the user posts a list of how to do so), and FlameHaze17 who, as a skilled admin, has mastery of The Banhamma.
Basically, run.
~Tom