Riffing Time

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Greetings readers, I'm joined today by several...guests I suppose you'd call them. You're all familiar with Kirisame-san. Then there's Hakurei Reimu-san, Shameimaru Aya-san and Cirno. Let's just get this over with...

Since there are so many people commenting on the story today, we'll just skip this author's introductory essa-

And then there is something I probably gonna soon hear many reviews about, saying that my OC is overpowered, once you read of his ability... I admit, it really sounds overpowered, but once you read the circumstances you may realise that he is not. I promise, I wrote him so that he is not really overpowered... I hope so, at least. Anyways, he starts off pretty weak, but will grow stronger...

This is going to be unpleasant.

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CLONK! I ripped my eyes open and cursed loudly in pain. "Stupid pavement, why the fuck are you so haaaard?", I screamed at the poor, innocent stone ground. I stood up and began to stomp on it. "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!", I screamed at the top of my lungs. Poor ground. Suddenly, I heard a loud noise, a sliding door being ripped open, almost falling out of its hinges.

He ripped his eyes open? How does that happen?

Hakurei-san's anger issues aside, shall we continue?

"Would you kindly stop to dishonor holy ground, you damn youkai!" I flinched and looked at the red and white miko that stood angrily in the door to her shrine. I blinked. Shrine? I turned around and saw a Shinto gate. "I´m at a shrine?", I asked, frowning. "Obviously.", snarled the miko as she came over to me. I narrowed my eyes. "Why am I at a shrine?", I asked.

You asked him to stop and dishonor your shrine? Surely getting treatment for his eye injuries is more important.

That obviously pissed the miko off. "Why should I know? I was just drinking my tea when there was this huge earthquake and then you were dishonoring my holy ground!", she shouted and next second, I had her gohei on my head. And hell, it hurts!

So the earthquake wasn't worth investigating, but someone calling the ground stupid is?

"What was that for!", I screamed as I clutched my head. "For cursing a holy place! Be happy I didn´t exterminate you, Youkai!" I flinched. "You..kai? I am a Youkai?", I asked. The shrine maiden frowned. "What? You don´t know what you are?", she muttered. I nodded. "Uh... I have a more important question...", I smiled uneasily, "...who the hell am I?"

You're really protective of your floor in this, aren't you Hakurei-san?

What kind of things?

Thank you.

"So you´re telling me the last thing you remember is that you hit your head on my pavement?", asked the shrine maiden that had introduced herself as Reimu Hakurei. I nodded. "And you don´t know your name?" I nodded again. "Weird.", said Reimu eventually with a casual expression. "Whaaaat?", I shouted. "I said you´re weird. It´s obvious that you are a youkai. Damn it, you have green-glowing eyes and that weird, green-glowing flame hovering over your shoulder!", she exclaimed.

He's surprised? Did he think waking up on the steps of a shrine with no memory was a normal thing?

"W-What?", I asked confused. "Yeah. Go on, there is a thing I bought from Rinnosuke in the next room that´s called 'mirror' or something. You can see yourself in it, but don´t ask me how it works.", she said. I nodded and walked over to a door. I opened it and entered, immeadiatly noticing the thing on the far wall that did indeed reflect me. That stupid miko doesn´t know how it works... hehe. But´s that just a normal mirror, it reflects light...

How did he not notice the flame floating over his shoulder, or the fact that everything's probably tinged green.