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Sayaka: HE SURVIVED...no wait, now he's dead.



Homura: he should have already been dead from the fall.



Kyoko: Silly girl, expecting logic from this comic.

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Homura: Since when does this comic have a narrator?



Sayaka: It's a ghost narrator!



Kyoko: Blatant foreshadowing from beyond the grave!

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Sayaka: That angel has a fro. Hell must be several decades behind in style...oh god, just wait till the 80s hits them.



Homura: That sentence didn't need a dramatic pause.



Kyoko: "I am Froriel, angel of afros and unneeded dramatic... pauses!"

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Kyoko: Ah, World War Three, remember when that happened? That was some crazy shit.



Sayaka: "Sorry, your buddies went to cool...people hell!"



Homura: Two bible-verse references in one sentence. Apparently Jack Chick is incapable of having an original thought.

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Kyoko: "God, who cares about sin? You'd think this was hell or something,"



Homura: "Jesus cares so much about you that he let you go to a horrible place where you'll be eternally alone. Cause that's what...love is,"



Sayaka: Froriel gets uglier every time we see him.

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Homura: You fail religious studies forever, Charlie.



Sayaka: Is it just me, or did Charlie's face get bigger?



Kyoko: Oh, that's just fat. Must be the fine, hellish cuisine; goes straight to the cheeks.

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Kyoko: Actually, Homura's imaginary friend is apparently going to take us all to magical girl heaven. So, uh, good luck with the Jesus thing.



Sayaka: Charlie seems to be mutating into some freakish, man-bulldog hybrid.



Homura: Kyoko; I'm going to kick your ass ass soon as this MST is over.

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Kyoko: "I'd look at him, but that wall is just...so interesting,"



Sayaka: The Lord's presence is melting Charlie's face.



Homura: More bible verses. Yay.

Spoiler:

Kyoko: Beware of giant, badly drawn god!



Sayaka: God looks like an evil overlord.



Homura: That's the author's image of god? I think I'll stick with Madoka, thanks.

Spoiler:

Kyoko: "I'd draw Charlie's life being played back before him, but that would require effort, so here's some bible verses to entertain you instead!"



Sayaka: "If you had joined me, Charlie, we could have ruled together as Father and son!"



Homura: This comic isn't making me want to be associated with it's version of God.

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Homura: this page is boring. Not all that snark worthy.



Kyoko: Lets skip it.

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Sayaka: So Death is gonna randomly push us off a building if we don't believe in Jesus?



Homura: That's the fun moral of today's story.



Kyoko: Don't worry, he's stoned off his ass. Throw him some cheatos and you should be fine.



Homura: By the way, Kyoko, the MST is over.



Kyoko: Yeah, so?



Homura: Start running.