Re: Grant a Wish

by **Oldenmw** Mon 05 Jul 2010, 10:32 am

Granted, but they instead force you to live in a box.

I wish I could actually come out and say I'm bi..

by **KittyKatTengu** Sat 17 Jul 2010, 6:29 am

Yeah, I already know you're bi, since you did something gross with Hachi in front of Ran-chan and traumatized her. -_- (Sorry, but I'm pissed...)

You mean in real life? Granted, but you don't get accepted by family/friends.

I wish I could actually finish my current fanfic.

by **RandomHyuuga** Sun 01 Aug 2010, 7:49 pm

Granted, but you forget to save it! Oh noes!

I wish everyone was happy!

by **Tom** Sun 01 Aug 2010, 11:51 pm

Granted, but they're on Es.

I wish I had a badger.

by **The Wicked Xen** Sat 07 Aug 2010, 3:20 am

Granted, but it attacks you, only to disappear and then it'll attack you again when you least expect it. (like when you get your mail... and it jumps out of the mailbox... sneaky sneaky badger XD)

I wish I can burn Random's signature *_*

by **Tom** Sat 07 Aug 2010, 8:16 am

Granted, but then my badger eats you.

I wish I wasn't so godly. Very Happy

by **GenericSpider** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 5:04 pm

Granted, you're now a mortal, with everything that comes with the mortal package. (hunger, fear, death, etc)

I wish I wish you (the next poster) were a fish!

by **Tom** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 5:10 pm

Granted, but you're a douche Sad

I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away

by **GenericSpider** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 5:17 pm

Granted, but the girls never last, and neither do the bullets.

I wish I could finally get around to writing that "Bastard Children of 007" fic I was planning on writing.

by **Tom** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 5:19 pm

Granted, but it's so awful, children in Cambodia die.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In seventy-seven and sixty-nine revolution was in the air
I was born too late into a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

by **The Wicked Xen** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 7:05 pm

Granted, but you're treated as a social outcast and therefore, have no friends...

I wish the next poster can not grant this wish.

by **Tom** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 7:09 pm

Granted, but you create a paradox and the universe collapses.

I wish that you had AIDS.

by **The Wicked Xen** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 7:12 pm

(Yes! I destroyed the universe! *insert evil laugh here*)

Granted, but I got them from you, so therefore, you have AIDS as well.

I wish the Twilight saga never existed...

by **Tom** Mon 09 Aug 2010, 7:17 pm

Granted, but you enjoyed receiving the AIDS Razz

I wish JLS didn't pack so much fudge.

by **GenericSpider** Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:58 pm

Granted; she seems to pack less cause you pack more.

I wish I had a nuke.

by **Tom** Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:45 pm

Pfffffffffffffft. JLS are a boyband.

Granted, but it explodes, creating the start of a a human species with 237 digits and 8 hands.

I wish I had a fishing catapult that did somersaults.

by **GenericSpider** Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:51 pm

Granted. But it explodes for no reason.

I wish I had the power to make things explode.

by **Tom** Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:52 pm

Granted, you explode for no reason.

I wish jbnsjznbiksmjbiktmjoltmfhbholfgmb.

by **GenericSpider** Fri 13 Aug 2010, 5:15 pm

Granted, but aovnhdui9vghsdacu8NHFUIOghcu8oAHDFUIOWHFUYSDAGFUIA!!!!!

by Guest Sun 22 Aug 2010, 1:50 pm

Since no wish were made, i'm unable to grant it.

I wish power to control electricity!

by **GenericSpider** Sun 22 Aug 2010, 5:07 pm

Granted, but electricity also gains the power to control you. (yay for Stoner philosophy!)

I wish there was an X-over between Superjail and Adventure Time.

by Guest Fri 27 Aug 2010, 3:47 pm

Granted, but it will play only one episode on TV, 24h straigh with full volume which disturbes Neighbours.

I wish that I have a Tank.

by **Oldenmw** Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:46 pm

Granted, but it gets blown up by a nuke.

I wish that I could fly.

by Guest Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:08 pm

Granted, but you need Pilot's license to fly.

I wish everybody at this site would be happy.

by BlackMageMaster Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:44 pm

Granted, but everyone else on the internet is miserable. (Oh wait...)

I wish I had a shiny set of matching dice.

by White Mage Slave Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:44 pm

Granted, but they always critfail.

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

by BlackMageMaster Tue 21 Sep 2010, 3:51 pm

Granted, but it's a hagfish. (Do not google if sea monsters frighten you.)

I wish I had more free time on Tuesdays.

by Guest Thu 23 Sep 2010, 1:44 pm

Granted, but you won't have any in other days.

I wish that I would be successfull at something.

by **The Wicked Xen** Thu 23 Sep 2010, 7:24 pm

Granted, but then you will fail at everything else.

I wish cartoons today were more like cartoons back in the 90's.

by Guest Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22 pm

Granted, but all voice acting turns horrible.

I wish, a Black shirt with white sleeves.

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