Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

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I do not know that man.


Look. At. Fluffs. Eugh, are there eyes in your head or not? ¬_¬


Only because of that time with the buc--wait, you mean metaphorical blood? Hah, like that's possible.


... Sure, why not. I think I've got some ideas, anyway...


Therese, prepare to be emasculated. >:]

a fine trainer."


"No."


"No".


"No".


"No".


"No".


"No".


Fine, I'll go see your sexist, lying bastard of a son, alright? Just shut up already!


He'll be happy when I get Therese to snap his neck?


... No. I don't need help. >.>


"Brendan finally realised there were Pokemon outside of Route 101 this week. Birch was overjoyed to learn there were more than six species."


Violence is the way forwards.


You look the same in Hoenn as you did in Kanto and Johto, though I've only been to Blackthorn.


This place is bigger but it's still too small.


Ugh... sure. At least you asked, unlike the dream-creep. >.>


There's also a sign on the front. >.>
"I never noticed! "


Umm... thanks for the potion. I don't plan to need it. >.>


... Why the fuck do you think you're allowed to stop people ACCESSING MOST OF HOENN because of a few footprints? Why is this region full of retarded, self-centred idiots? >.<


"And I don't know what they are... "


If you keep saying things like that, I'm going to change my name.


How the hell do you know that already? =.=


Prepare to lose, bitch.


You've got a type advantage? Fffffffffffffff-


... Didn't help you out, did it?


Because he's a creepy ephebophile that hasn't realised I like girls?


... Well, yeah. I've had Fluffs here for most of my life and I have more psychic ability than practically all of the population. >.>


... I don't have a choice, do I?


So you said, two minutes ago.


"I'll sleep over at your house tonight! ^_^"
I'm... disturbed that you think saving the creep is a reason to agree with me, but sure. :3
"Oh, and my name's Claire!"
Bye~ ^_^


No it wasn't. He had a Torchic without a fire move. >.>


"He can easily beat the little girl and her Cleffa!"
One pokemon, level five. 'Extensive history'? Beating up little kids and their pets is the only way that works. ¬_¬

this pokedex."

Yay.


Something that must never have happened, given his team. Unless he kidnapped Claire's Cleffa, too. <.<


I really don't think some balls are an acceptable substitute for a Ralts. ¬_¬


If it's more fun with multiple pokemon and you have the balls, why the fuck have you only got one? Hypocrite. ¬_¬


Therese is many things. Adorable is not one of them.


"That composite murder photo with the Gengar was brilliant! "


Thanks. I don't think that running around in sandals would have worked very well... >.>


Don't worry, I have a sleepover planned for tonight. You wanted me to meet our neighbours, right? :3
"Just try not to do anything too illegal."
Okay... ;_;


Oh hey, Fluffs has someone the same shape as her she can talk to.


... You wasted my time for that? ¬_¬


Fine by me. >.>


I'd have just picked a fight with you, brat.


As we can see, age is a major advantage. >.>


Try getting those pokemon to six and dealing with the brat back there.


This thing will be especially useful if it starts raining. Isn't that right, Lily?
"..."
Fine, be that way. :<


RALTS! It's a girl, too! <3


We're going to have so much fun, Kylie~ ^_^