Vita's comments are in red, here it goes.

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Um... alright, after that last fiction, I'm going to try something different. This is the profile of one of the authors! I want to see what kind of people write these awful fanfiction. I already know they're idiots, but what else is there about them that makes 'em write so terribly? Time to find out...

Warning: May contain some sexual content and suggestive themes proceed with caution.

Why the hell would a profile contain this?!

Pen Name: Genocidal Vamp Neko Blood Rose

I... what do I even say to that name?!

Alias: Liam Lethal (my real name was boring so i zhuzh'ed up (i love that word zhuzh) ^_^

But zhuz'ed isn't a word.

Other names: Prep Princess, Vampire Goddess, Uke Chan, Vamp Princess, Prince of darkness, Little Sex Kitten, Kitty Kat, Alley cat, Hell Spawn, Prince of darkness, Phycho Angel, Angel of the night, Genocidal Blood Rose, Night Cat, Vampire Kitten, Blood Rose, Homocidal Bitch, Genocidal Neko, Undisputed Phycho Queen of Freaks, Rose chan, That Bitch, Bitch, Freaky Vamp Kid, Cursed, Phychotic Bitch, King of the world, Queen of the universe, Sexy bitch, Queen of Mean, Little Bad Girl, The Motherfuckin Princess, Teenage Trainwreck, Ice princess, Ice queen, Acid mouth, Psycho Kitty, Vamp Boy Barbie, Crazy Bitch, Princess, Sugar, Sugar Princess, Neko Chan, Razorblade Barbie, Makai Slayer, Neko, The Crazy Cat Person, Cursed Neko or Neko.

What the hell am I looking at?

Names i hate: troll, pinktard.

I'll call this insane thing troll from here.

Sex: boy by birth but treat me like i'm a girl kay?

Sexuality: I like boys.

I have a feeling gay people cringe whenever they read this profile.

Age: under 18 sometimes i lie about my age though

Oh, that's just great, isn't it? From the writing I'd say this troll is about three. That is under eighteen.

Last Seen Listening To: Love like winter by AFI

Last seen doing: Reading forum posts.

"Last seen facedown in a river."

Attention: lately theres been rumors going round that im a troll. this is bullshit. if i was a troll i obviously would'nt have a forum

LOGIC

and be reviewing stories would i? i also wouldnt leave forums i'd keep posting even when i dont feel welcome untill i was banned and wouldnt have all my social networking sites and my first name up would i? no, instead i would be trolling forums and spamming

What the hell is troll talking about?!

everyone. i'd also be sending everyone flames on a daily basis. so obviously thats a lie.

In spite of everything else in this profile.

anyway if you want a proper example of a troll go talk to arbotos. another thing is if i hate you i will say it to your face.

What a wonderful person.

i will try to do this nicely but that isnt always possible. i will also be reviewing your stories. so if i think it sucks i'll say that it sucks.

No one should be bothered by that.

another thing to note is that if you dont like me i'd preffer that you dont go spamming. my forum or any of my networking sites. cos that really pisswa me off.

Oh, I wouldn't want to pisswa you off.

also certain people have told me they have gotten messages abusing them so if you get one its not from me cos i dont send those sorts of messages with all

By "don't", troll means "always".

that aside hopefully we can be friends

I don't want to be your friend.

anyway onto stuff about me p.s sorry guys if ive been harassing you lately if i annoy you just tell me instead of lying to me and them blocking me. i also apologize for my grammar being so horrible i like to keep things casual

You like to keep things casual. Horrible grammar is totally casual.

and i apologize if i may have wronged you at any point in my stay here, im not a bitch

Yes you are.

im just extremely honest. and i dont know what rumors have been going round but im no troll

Yes you are.

i just want to make some friends and have fun. aside from that below are some of my likes plz check them out kay?

No.

Youtube account up but no videos yet. =^_^=.

About me: Im Cursed Neko and i'm not your average alley cat, but most people call me 'Liam Lethal' my real name is William but i preffer Liam, I'm a cat obsessed yaoi fanboy from australia. im also a little Emotional at times like when im depressed i like to write in a livejournal

I have no words. I don't know what I'm reading.

and party i also love yaoi fanfics, i like fashion and hanging out with friends sometimes i get depressed and hurt myself but you dont need to know that.

THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT?!

umm im gonna post a livejournal link for my livejournal soon, as well as for my facebook hopefully i might change my mind, my favorite book is the catcher in the rye i dont like it when people hurt my feelings cos im kinda sensitive, for more of my likes see below. No im not a poser this is the real me. im just sick of pretending. im going to listen to some more techno music

I never needed to know any of this. I hate this person. Hate.

kthxbai. - Cursed Neko aka Aka Genocidal Vamp Neko On FF.net

More About me: i make a nun swear a rich person beg and a straight guy gay (yes im all that)

So you're an egotistical asshole. And the kind of people that people like doesn't just change, you can't make someone who only likes girls like guys! Idiot.

im also the type of kid your parents we're afraid you'd turn out be like.

I can tell.

Fantasy's: blood drinking,

That's just creepy.

being raped (sick i know),

-Blue With Shock-

Yes! Very sick! Very very sick!

being fucked hard without mercy,

What the hell am I reading?! What is this?!

bathing in blood,

What?! What?!

having a relationship with a boy.

My Personality: Random, Cute, Mean to people i dont like, Apaphetic, Cruel, Likes Pain, Angelic, Hyper, Girly, Bold, Smartass,

Most of this completely contradicts itself.

Sorta Gay,

Only sorta.

Sexually Depraved, Childish, Slutty at times, Submissive, Rude, Bossy, Cocky, Spiteful, antagonistic, malicious

To close friends: Kind, Thoughtful, Giving, Resourceful, Nice.

Fortunately, this asshole has no close friends. Or friends at all.

Songs that best describe me: Bad to the bone, I'm Too sexy

Egotism! Yay!

I like: Saying Fer sure, Drinking blood,

What the hell is wrong with you!?

gay or bisexual boys kissing, Gun Fu, Swearing, kissing other (gay) boys,

"Have I mentioned I'm gay? I don't think I mentioned I'm gay yet. So yeah, I'm gay."

Gothic Clothing, Staying true to yourself no matter what, Im so glam i piss glitter,

What.

plushies, zhuzh it up,

What the hell is a zhuzh?!

pimping things, lgbt, licorice, computers, hotdogs, puppies that have bobbing heads, fanfiction, yaoi, shounen ai,

"HAVE I MENTIONED I'M GAY YET?"

incestous pairings (dont know why i just do, is that bad?)

YES.

cats, posting on forums, making an idiot of my self (i do this alot),

I can tell.

watching anime, reading manga, being huggled, people who care about others,

Unlike you.

chocolate, coffee, sprinkles, icecream, sugar, pizza, my friends, ice tea, playgrounds, video games, lounging about in a lazy fashion, causing trouble, pulling pratical jokes on people, reading, browsing youtube videos, dreaming, and lolipops.

I don't like: being flamed, posers, people calling me a troll, people calling me a poser, being labeled, people saying im retarded, being spammed, being sent hate mail, having to constantly repost things, people, who ban people for no reason, mods who abuse thier power, hekireki no makai,

Whoever this guy is, if troll hates him, he must be totally awesome.

people who think its okay to call people nasty names (no it is not okay), people who delebritely go out of their way to annoy me , @$#%You N*&*s (i dont even know you man) and people who cant offer contructive criticism.

So you hate everything you do.

Pairings i like: Noax Mokuba, Noax Seto, Ryoxbakura, Ryox Noa, Setox Bakura, Setox Yami, Noax Yami, Ryox Noa, Ryox Seto, Yugix Ryo, Ryuujix Noa, Yamix Bakura, Bakurax Yugi, Yugix Joey, Setox Joey, Setox Mokuba, Yamix Mokuba, Bakuraxnoa Joeyx Ryo, Bakurax Marik, Ryox Marik, Yugix Marik, Yugix Malik, Noax Malik, Noax Marik, Yamix Marik, Yamix Malik, Bakurax Malik, Setox Marik, Mokubax Marik, Malikx Marik, Malikx Ryo, Marikx Ryo, Yamix Marik, Bakurax Marik, Soraxroxas, Roxasx Cloud, Roxasx Axel, Squalx Cloud, Sorax Sephiroth, Cloudx Zack, Roxasx Sora, Sorax Cloud, Roxasx Axel, Sorax Riku, Rikux Roxas, Cloudx Noctis, Promptox Noctis, Vincentx Cloud, Squallx Cloud, Cloudx Sephiroth, Sorax Axel, Vincentx Tidus, Tidusx Cloud, Nicox Percy, Percyx Ethan, Percyx Appolo, Ethanx Nico, Youjix Natsuo, Youjix Ritsuka, ozxgil, ikexpit, Ikuto Xtadase Suzakuxlelouch, Kaname Zero, Kaorux Hikaru, Fredx George, Dracox Harry, Dracox Ron, Harryx Ron, jackxeric, damienxerik jackxdamien, Judaix Johan, Judaix Sho, Judaix Chazz, Judaix Zane Kaitox Len, ozxgil, ozxbreak Lenx Rin, Seiji Xsono Shitox Chika, Schrodingerx Hans, Cheshirex Break, Cheshirexoz Etc

WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT

Music i like: The Medic Droid, Paramore, Scotty Vanity, Hawthrone Heights, Hollywood undead, Bowling for soup, Breaking benjamin, Staind, My chemical romance, Bass hunter, Silverstein, the gathering, Owl city, Three days grace, GG Allin, Skullhead, No remorse, LMFAO, Linkin park, Deicide Evanenscence, The rasmus, Tatu, Aqua , the divinyls, pink floyd, jeffree star, The killers, Black veil brides, the cure, alien sex fiend, H.I.M, cobra starship, alesana, Dj manian, Dj satomi, marilyn manson, Tm revoloution, Deicide, Blood on the dance floor, Lady gaga, cascada, the killers, disturbed , Cannibal corpse, Britney spears, Vocaloid, within temptation, shakira, toybox, madonna, atreyu, the prodigy, pink floyd, Fallout boy,

Troll also likes to end sentences with commas.

Fandoms: i like: Pokemon, yugioh, yugioh 5ds, yugioh gx, yugioh zexal, love neko, digimon seasons 1&2, digimon tamers, digimon frontier, digimon data squad, digimon xros wars deathnote, neon genesis evangelion, Final fantasy, Kingdom hearts, yugioh abridged, tekken, naruto, loveless, Dn angel, Ouran high school host club, Death note, Zombie loan, Code Geass, Pandora hearts, Sensitive pornograph,

I never want to see anything named that.

School days, Xmen 1992, etc

Characters I Like: Youji Sagan, Lucemon, Natsuo Sagan, Hikaru & Kaoru, Noah Kaiba, Zero Kiryu, Necoco, Nico Di Angelo, Judai Yuki, Kaworu Nagisa, Schrodinger, Lucemon, Cheshire Cat, Ristuka, Etc.

I feel bad for these characters. Because this jerk likes them.

Technical Info About Me:

Favorite Colours: Pink and Black

Favorite Fruit: Tie between Banana and Strawberry.

Favorite Animal: Cat

At least this part is nor-

Favorite Sex Position: Doggystyle

Sex Role: Versatile Though Ussually Submissive

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If i could have any digimon: it would be lucemon.

Qoutes: now we are all sons of bitches - kenneth bainbridge i'm your boyfriend now - freddy krueger may the force be with you - various people in star wars talk to the hand - martin lawrence you cant handle the truth - jessep you live for the fight when that's all that you've got - bon jovi i'll be back - terminator come with me if you want to live - terminator Im here i'm there i'm every fucking where - Me tough titties - ma anand sheela Life is like a dick when its hard fuck it - Me Eat my pussy bitch!! - Me Cry my a river and go drown in it - Me Nobody dies a virgin cos life fucks us all - Me i'd rather be a smartass then a dumbass - Me Cruelty and beauty go hand in hand - me Stay true to yoruself no matter what - me Evil is not something your born with its something that becomes you - me Allow me to put a jaunty little bonnet over your curview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock. - Malcolm tucker nail that son of a bitch who fuck you and me - swarzenegger im not clean im not prestine, im no queen im no machine - fergie - glamorous. judge not lest ye be judged - The bible.

And troll defiles a bunch of quotes by including them in its bio.

Other: If you wanna hook up (like online)

You would have to be insane to think anyone would want to.

and your a boy (send me a message kay or if your a girl i guess we could try it? im kinda into boys right now sorry :/

To chocolate milk: unblock me and i'll give you my second facebook account.

DON'T UNBLOCK IT!

i'd also like you to know that i havent banned you and harbour no ill feelings towards you, so feel free to stop by at any time and post or just chat.

He just hates you, so saying this isn't going to help at all. Idiot.

To those i offended: sorry ummm lets start over again, as i dont want to hate for the rest of my life and i dont think you do either.

I've already decided I'm going to hate you for the rest of my life.

To Hikereki No Makai: Your a dick and i "still" hate you. *pokes tongue out*

I still need to find this Makai guy, because he is awesome.

To everyone else: feel free to revive any of the topics on my forum or post thanx.

Well, that's done with. I think this is the most hate I've ever felt towards anybody! This thing is horrible! And completely insane! I hate it so much! I don't even know what I was looking at half the time, it's a completely insane hateful pile of crap that exists just to piss people off, and it sure pissed me off.