Sayaka: Hi whoever is reading this!

Kyoko: Today we'll be MSTing The Bible. Not the original (though it could use a good riffing) but a fanfic that happens to be creatively titled "The Bible".

Homura: Lets get this over with.


Making the World

One day God making of the world.

"Oh no" say Jesus, "The world is to smal"

Apparently the world is too thin.

Huh. I was under the impression that Jesus didn't appear until part two. Guess he decided to sneak into the story early.

Suddenly, world on fire! The world burning to the ground.

Why is it on fire?

God must have left the oven on.

"All my worlds make a breakage!" said God, "I need someone who can creation of a world!"

The author needs someone who can writing of English.

Then, God pick up a rock and zap Adam and Eve on it.

Zap! The best sound effect ever.

"Hello I am much of Godly!" say the god.

Hello much of Godly! I'm much of snarky and these are my friends: much of Angsty and much of Crazy!

"Oh no we can no see the gods!" say Adam.

Suddenly, God pull a sun!

Sneaky bastard pulled a sun on us.

"Now there be a light!" say God, "But this light make a distaction of my readings,"

What would God even be reading?

His magazines of course. You know, the one he keeps around "for the articles".

Suddenly, the sun gav birth to a baby moon!

The Sun had a baby? How is that even possible?

Well, when two celestial bodies love eachother very much, or have had a few drinks...

The moon danubed to the rock?

What does danubed mean?

Danubed is the past tense of danube, which is defined in the dictionary as "to danube, or engage in the act of danubing." Also a river somewhere in europe.

Suddenly, God zapped a tree of apples.

Poor tree.

The tree had it coming.

"Now, you no make a touching of trees!" say God.

Suddenly, a snake from down the tree!

I suppose we should be thankful that Darth Maul wasn't involved.

"Hello to you!" say the snake, "You want a taking of the apple?"

Suddenly, Adam and Eve had eated all the apfels!

NOT THE APFELS!

How could they danube such a thing?

Then, God made a return from his vacation.

God in this fic seems to be completely useless.

At least Homura's ima...totally real friend actually doesn't tell people not to take something then leave them alone in a room with it.

Adam and Eve suddenly hit in a cave, because the apple made them embarasement of their nakedness!

They should really danube themselves some clothes.

"WHY HAVE YOU TWO CONSUMING MUCH OF THE APPLES?" boamed God, and suddenly the snake flew away.

"We weren't! We were eating the apfels! We didn't touch the apples at all!"

"Much of flying away the snake!" said Adam!

"I told you no to touch my trees! YOU CREATION OF A TOUCHING!" yelled God, and suddenly, he zapped Adam and Eve and they turned to dust.

Kyoko: And that's the story of how God created people. Then killed them.

Wait! no much understanding of ending! Much not making of the sense! Killing many Adam and Eve! No having of people!

It seems the sheer stupidity of her fanfic has damaged her brain. I'm not sure she'll survive the second chapter.

More of story? Much danubing of brain from first chapter!

Uh...maybe we should stop? Not that I'm worried about Sayaka or anything! I just...uh...think we should move on to other fics. Yeah. That's most definately my reason.

Well, I SUPPOSE we've done quite a bit of "Christian" stuff lately. Lets take a break for now.
(To be continued?)