Sayaka: Today we'll be commenting on a fanfic of the best anime ever: Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha!

Kyoko: I don't even LIKE Nanoha. How did I let you drag me into this? More importantly, how did you drag Homura into this?

Homura: I didn't have much else to do at the moment.


Author: Edesina
Beta: -
Rating: K+

Pairing: NanoFate, Yuuno/Nanoha, Fate/Signum
Characters: Fate, Nanoha, Signum
Genre: Angst, H/C, Romance


Homura: It was nice of the author to repeat information that was already stated by default at the top of the page.


Summary: How could love be wrong, that was mystery for a little girl.


Sayaka: Why am I getting an odd sinking feeling?


Disclaimer: Nanoha isn't mine. The evil Santa didn't give me it


Homura: Judging by your grammar, that was probably wise of him.


A/N: This is written for a Shuffle challenge i.e. I put my Mp on shuffle and wrote a small drabble during every song. After the time has run out, only typos can be corrected. That why they are what they are…


Homura: They are what they are due to being what they are, possibly because they are.



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Guardian Angel


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Cheryl Cole – Parachute

It had been a shock when Fate had discovered that Nanoha didn't love her the same way. How could love be wrong, that was mystery for a little girl. For her luck, she had never confessed her feelings to the other girl.


Sayaka: When did Fate get so naive?


They had been walking to the city center after school when they had seen two girls kissing. Fate had shrugged and passed without wondering about them. She had thought that it was great that girl were together. Alisa and Suzuka had looked a bit curious at first but the conversation was more interesting.


Kyoko: That must have been one hell of an interesting conversation.


Fate had secretly looked Nanoha. The brunette's disgusted frown startled her.


Kyoko: Nanoha apparently doesn't like the fic either.


"What's wrong, Nanoha?" she had asked.


Kyoko: "The whole fic is wrong, Fate. Seriously, who writes this crap?"



"That's wrong," the brunette nodded towards the couple, her voice was full of half-hidden loath.


Sayaka: the author made Nanoha into a Homophobe? WHY? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?


Kyoko: Cause she's an idiot?


Those two words shattered Fate's heart.


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Metallica - Sad but true


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After the arrival of Wolkenritters, Fate had become more and more protective over Nanoha without realizing it. She still felt the same fondness towards the brunette but she hid her feelings quite well. Yuuno, of course, had noticed that something existed and kept an eye on her like a jealous shadow.


Sayaka: Since when is Yunno the jealous type?


Fate, who remembered the look on Nanoha's face when she had said that love between girls is wrong, feared rejection. The thought of Nanoha leaving her was unbearable. She was way too important to her so Fate yielded and gave a chance to Yuuno.


Kyoko: "If I can't have you, that guy can have you instead!"


It was her turn to watch from the shadows. Those two were in love so she tried to be happy. Yet all she could fee was growing hatred towards Yuuno.


Homura: Whose turn was it before?


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Sean paul – We be burning


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Practice battles with Signum forced her to push her limits time after time. Continuous training was exhausting but she noticed that her broken heart was healing. Slowly, but still it was healing. No more sleepless, cry-filled nights and she didn't think of Nanoha all the time. She didn't check her out when no one was looking and her heart wasn't bleeding when Nanoha pressed soft kisses on Yuuno's lips. She had accepted that Nanoha would never return her feelings.


Sayaka: Please leave Signum out of this fic; it's bad enough that you've made Nanoha and Fate completely OOC, but LEAVE SIGNUM ALONE!


Instead a certain pink-haired knight spun round and round in her mind. And Fate saw a hint of amusement in those blue eyes when they met daily. Sometimes she even saw a small, almost unnoticeable smile tugging the woman's lips. And every time Fate saw that smile she felt a horde of butterflies going wild in her stomach.


Homura: And suddenly, Signum is the main love interest.


Oh, she knew she had fallen hard but she had no power to stop it.


Homura: Nor did she have the power to use commas.


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Keisha - Take it off


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As they grew up, Fate gave more and more space to Nanoha. She had secrets to keep and Nanoha's questions were sometimes really dangerous let alone Fate had hard time sneaking around. She spent a lot of her free time in illegal bars and strip clubs in the back-alleys. She liked to watch when young women (and men) put up a show and eventually took their clothes off, not that they had a lot clothing to begin with.


Kyoko: Gasp! Illegal bars! How scandalous!


Sayaka: Fate wouldn't be caught dead in a strip club! Fate is a good girl.


Fate wouldn't even admit it but those naked bodies turned her on and she usually left with someone who wanted a bit company. Sometimes they didn't go further than barely outside of the door.


Kyoko: Not in this fic.


Sayaka: THE AUTHOR MADE FATE INTO A SLUT! WHY?


Homura: Apparently the author thinks that all gays are promiscuous.


"I never thought that you like that kind of play, Testarossa," an amused voice said and Fate turned around horror making her stomach twist. Someone had recognized her! Fate wasn't too keep on explaining to her mom and Nanoha what was she doing in the notorious area where the homosexuals and other "freaks" spent their time.


Sayaka: Lindy wouldn't judge Fate for being gay...and neither would Nanoha, for that matter.


Homura: Unless this author was writing them.


Sayaka: true.


"Si-Signum? What are you doing here?" Fate's voice pitched a couple of octaves when she realized who was behind her.


Sayaka: That's a damned good question.


"Checking out the place," the pink-haired knight replied calmly. Then she grinned. "Do you mind my company?"


Sayaka: Ugh, OOC Signum. What a suprise.When will this godaweful fic end already?


Kyoko: Could be worse; could be multiple chapters.


Sayaka: Shhh, you'll jinx it.


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Velvet - Chemistry


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Fate woke up. She had a killed headache and no memories of the last night. The ceiling looked familiar, she was home but she had no idea how she had managed to return…


Homura: "killed headache"? Did she wake up to find a freshly murdered headache in her room?


Kyoko: Perhapse someone left the headache's body in her room in an attempt to frame her for the headache's grizzly murder.

Something caused a noise downstairs and girl's eyes widened. The tried to jump a meter away but her body didn't want to move and she just fell off the bed. Cursing she got up, hunted her pajama and finally got in the kitchen.


Kyoko: I smell date rape.

The woman, who was brewing coffee… Fate just stared her. Pink, long hair, blue eyes, a goddamn sexy body.


Kyouko: Gee, I wonder who that could be.


"Signum?" Fate whispered not believing her eyes. She had woken up naked so… Never had she ever blushed as furiously as now. Signum smiled at her and walked closer. Fate couldn't react even when she felt lips against hers.


Kyouko: SO MUCH BLUSHING.

"Morning, sweetie."


Sayaka: Once again I am totally suprised by how perfectly in character Signum is. It's just AMAZING how well the author knows these characters. She must have watch Nanoha religiously to know these characters so fucking well.

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Comments anyone?

Homura: Your fic was aweful.

Sayaka: You're a horrible person and you should stay away from Nanoha forever!

Kyoko: HOW DARE YOU MAKE NANOHA INTO A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH!

Homura: ...

Sayaka: ...

Kyoko: ...not that I like Nanoha or anything.

(The crappy fanfic they're riffing can be found at the following link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6843452/1/Guardian_Angel)