Sayaka: Greetings people of much readings!

Kyoko: Lets hurry up and get this over with before Sayaka's brain gets anymore damaged...not that I care or anything.

Homura: Sure you don't.

Noah's Ark

Suddenly, the firmaments began to fly away!

Firmaments?

Apparently it refers to the sky. Or rather, the sky as a fixed structure.

The sky has made escapings!

God jumped on the firmament and so did Jesus and left dust that used to be Adam and Eve on the ground!

God is much of Mario?

Suddenly, the dust made an evolution and turned to humans!

And that's how people were made. Again.

I don't think that's how evolution works.

Then, the Firmament went back down and God and Jesus getting off.

"Oh no!" say God, "The dust has turned to humans!"

"We will creation of a flood!" say Jesus.

Sayaka: Oh no! much killing of people! Such dramatic twisting in story!

...So, Sayaka, how's that brain of yours doing?

My brain is making much ok! Fanfic is much of brilliance!

Oh god, the brain damage is worse than we thought! ...not that I'm worried or anything.

Suddenly, a rain clouds begin to form.

Noah was looking at a weather forcast.

"This weather shall be much of Rainings!" said Noah.

Yeah, there were definately weather forcasts in Biblical times.

Suddenly, Noah touched a tree and it turned to a boat.

Noah has using of magic!

"Oh dear," say Noahs wife, "What is this you building?"

"I have creation a boat!" say Noah, "I check the weather, and there shall be a flood. Now we need too of every aniaml!"

Save the aniamls!

Suddenly, animals started rushing onto the boat.

Noah and his wife sat on the boat.

On the boat, Noah saw a map.

"This map has directions to a treasure!" says Noah, "Well, we can kill one bird with two stones, musn't we?"

Don't they mean two birds with one stone?

Maybe the bird dodged the first stone?

Why make seeking of treasure when world is being ended?

God looked down, and saw Noah being greedy with a map.

The rain waters to pour, but Noah was only intent on finding of treasure!

"You have intention to find treasure!" yellowed God, "You are being greedy!"

Gee, I wonder what's coming next.

STORY IS BEING MUCH SUSPENSEFUL!

Are you SURE your brain is ok?

So then God made a lightning bolt and Noah's ark sinkt and all the animals died.

Called it.

TWIST IS MUCH SHOCKING!

"You didn't think that through!" yell Jesus, "Now there be no animals!"

And that's the story of how Jesus learned that God was a dumbass.

God sighed, his plan made a failings again!

Oh no! Plans make much failings! Much sympathy is for god! Story is making much tears!

I seriously think we should stop here. I'm starting to get worried about Sayaka...I mean not worried! I just...uh...find her annoying like this! yeah.

Don't you always find her annoying?

n-no! I mean yes...I mean...uh...stop changing the subject!

Don't make with the fighting! It is good to have chickens that are much making creation of much growing while increasing your danubings!

Uh....what?

I think we may have pushed her brain just a bit too far.

[color=darkblue -twitches, falls over- [/color]

Sayaka! Say something!

Hello Tsunderesock! Let us danube to much of fieldly and make much frollicking through the field of vampires of much sparkling!

Ok, that's it, no more MSTs till your brain heals up. Er...not that I care or anything. I just...um...don't want Mami to kill us. Yeah.

Why would I want to kill you?

Oh, hi Mami. Fancy seeing you here.

Hello much of Busty! Your hairs are making much drillings today! You should make a cutting of them before they do too much drilling and hit the center of the Earth and make the Earth go boom!

...what's going on?

Well, you see, uh...

We were doing a riff; and the sheer stupidity of the riff broke Sayaka's feeble brain.

She's gonna kill us.

(To be continued?)