Hayate: Hi everyone!  Today we're going to read an amazing fic! Not sure what it's about, but the title said "Ninja SwordBearer At Tenchi Academy", so I think it must be about JunJun.

Jun: Looks like I've got some fans. I guess they just can't resist my femine charm.

Ayana: How did you drag me into this?

First Day At the Tenchi Academy

I do not own Hayate X Blade. I would love to, so that I can make it into an anime. But yeah...

Please review!


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"Hmmm... This must be the Tenchi Academy... Well, here goes nothing." I said, as I walk in through the door.

Is this supposed to be past tense or present tense?  

Maybe it's both! At the SAME TIME!

The first person I see is this girl, who is about the same height as me, has long darkish purple hair, and wears glasses. She punched another girl, who has long blond hair, and is now lying on the ground.

Sounds like someone we know.

It better not be!

"Don't say that again, Jun! I will take out my nail bat without hesitation!" The glasses girl yelled as she walked off. That must hurt. I might as well help the blondie.

Oh wait, this isn't Ayana. This must be the mysterious GLASSES GIRL!

Wow, Ayana has fanfics about her? COOL! How come we don't get fanfics?

That character is nothing like me!

Of course it isn't. You would have gotten the spikey bat out right away; and not bothered with the warning.

"Uh. Hey, you okay?" I put out my hand, and pulled her up.

"Hahaha. I'm fine!" She smiled, as her nose is gushing out blood.

"You sure? Your nose is having a bloody flow there." I said, with my brow raised.

"Oh this? Yeah, I'm use to this. So don't worry!" She laughed. I'm not really worried...

"So, are you new here? I've never seen you before." She said with a curious look.

"Oh uh. Sorry, pardon me. I'm Niko Hikari. I just arrived here." I bowed.

Oooh! She's a mysterious transfer student! This story keeps getting more interesting!

Ayana: Yeah, "interesting".

"I'm Jun Kuga! Nice to meet ya!" She said happily.

Junjun is in this too? Why does nobody write fanfiction about me?

They do. The site has a whole page dedicated to Tenchi. Though the M-rated section was disappointingly low.

"Haha nice to meet you too. Um. Can you please help me with the directions? I don't know where this class is." I show the paper to Jun.

"Huh! You are in my class! Along with Ayana and Hayate-chan!" She said as she raised her fist in the air. Why is she so happy about that...

Oh come on! Why would we go to class together? WE'RE IN DIFFERENT GRADES!

I can think of an explanation: the author put us in class together because her character plans to romance all of us.

Huh?

Yes, soon we'll all be fighting for her affections; until she decides that she shouldn't have to choose; and takes us all to her room so she can.. *thwacked*

WHAT KIND OF WEIRD FICS HAVE YOU BEEN READING?!

"So who Ayana and Hayate?" I asked as we both walk down the hallway.

HAS THIS IDIOT EVER EVEN HEARD OF PROOFREADING?

"Hmmm? You will find out when you see them."

How the hell is she supposed to instantly recognize us in a crowd?

Because the fires of our passion for eachother burn brighter than ten thousand suns! *thwacked*

"Oh okay then."

We arrived at the class. Then Jun went to her seat, as I walk towards the teacher.

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PICK A TENSE AND STICK TO IT?

"Hello, Miss. I'm the new student here Niko Hikari. I think this is the class I'm attending, is that right?"

Why wouldn't she be in the right classroom? Unless Junjun has a terrible sense of direction.

I asked as the older woman faces me.

PICK A TENSE YOU TALENTLESS SCUM!

"Oh... I was expecting you, but yes, this is your class. Welcome!" She smiled. I smiled back "Thanks."

"Alright, I need you outside so you can introduce yourself. Please wait." I walked out the room, and stood by the wall. I can hear people talking from the door.

Why does she have to go outside to introduce herself? Unless she's got awesome telepathic powers! and wants to show them off to the rest of the class!

"All right, everyone sit down!" The teacher said strictly.

"Awwww... Give us more time!" The girls complained, as they sit down.

"Be quiet! Today, we have a new student!" The teacher announces. Oh here it goes.

"Whaaaaa? What does she look like?" one of the girls shouted.

"I hope she's not weird like Kuro." Another one of the girls said.

"H-hey, Ayana! Why are you so mean to meeeeee!" a higher voice screams

"Oh, trust me. She's really good looking, Ayana. So don't worry." A girl teased. That must be Jun... Why would she say something like that?

Because she's Jun.

"Hmmmph, not interested in her looks, Jun."

"Oh really? What is she like?" Everyone starts gasping and keeps asking Jun. Jun... Way to ruin my first day here...

What? How is that my fault?

"Attention!" Everyone stay silent.

"Show some respect! Niko-san, you may come in now." Gulp. My hearting is beating so fast. Oh man, I'm so nervous! I put my hand on the door knob. Here goes nothing... I open the door, and walk in.

"Introduce yourself."

"Uh... Hello... I'm Niko Hikari. I hope I will make some friends here, and enjoy my stay. I'm looking forward to working with you all. Nice to meet you!" Then I bowed. Then I stood straight. W-why's everyone looking at me like a wolf staring down at its prey... I heard whispering among the girls.

Yeah! usually Junjun is the only one looking at people like that!

"Wow, she looks cute." "Jun's right, she's a good looking."

What's a "good looking"?

When I heard those comments, I blushed. Oh no. This is bad.

"Niko-san, you may sit at any empty desk you like." the teacher directed me.

"Oh, okay thanks." I said, as I see some of the girls putting their hands on the desks. They want me to sit with them. I decided to go the other way, and sit near Jun.


"Awwwww, Niko-chan, sit with us!" The other girls pouted. I ignored them.

"Hiya, Niiiko!" "Hey, Jun. You seem to have an odd class." I said as I sighed. Instead of Jun answering, the glasses girl comments.

Another sighting of the mysterious glasses girl! Whoever could she be?

"Finally, someone thinks the same thing as me." I looked at her. Wow, she looks like the serious type. I better be good.

Hayate: Huh, looks like glasses girl can't possibly be Ayana. This doesn't sound like her at all.

Ooh, you better be good. Or glasses girl will have to punish you.

*prepares Mr. Spikeybat*

"And you are?" I ask the glasses girl.

"The name's Ayana. Ayana Mudou. Nice to meet you."

The identity of glasses girl has been revealed! Noone is suprised!

WAIT! that can't be Ayana. She sounds nothing like her.

"Same to you."

"~AYANA! Don't tell me you have fallen for this girl?" The short, pink haired girl said.

AYANA! How could you give your heart to some random OC? Does our love mean nothing to you? -thwacked-

-so much thwacking- NO WAY IN HELL WOULD I FALL FOR SOME RANDOM OC!

"Shut up, Kuro."

The class ended. I looked at my schedule. Hmmmm... Since I'm new here, I don't need to go fighting. Or hoshitori, if that's what they call it) today. I'll spend my free time with Jun and her friends.

The hoshitori was called something else before?

"Hey, Jun! Mind if I hang out with you?" I walk towards her. She was talking to Ayana and the shorty.

No, there's a three week waiting list.

"Yeah, no problem. By the way, this shorty's name is Hayate. Hayate Kurogane." She pointed to the pink haired girl.

"Hi!" Wow, ain't she energetic. I followed them outside of the Academy.

You're still talking, dumbass.

"Huh? Where are we going?" I asked as I looked around.

"This is the Hoshitori's grounds. Where you fight and stuff." Ayana said. She's too lazy to explain... And I thought she was the serious type. Hahaha...

Or maybe I have better things to do with my time than explain the Hoshitori to a poorly written character who doesn't even have a description of her appearance!  

Few bells rang.

I yawned. I watched them fight against other opponents. Really? That's how they fight? Man, they are so slow. I can do better than that. Oh yeah, I need a sword to participate. Nah... I'll take a break today.

Who are you calling slow?

I look at the schedule, and next is... the dorms?

"Hey Jun... Wanna take a look at this?"

"Hmmm? Oh... That's... You are in-"

NO! DON'T END THERE! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!

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And that's when you vote for Niko's dorm mate. It can be Jun and Ayana, Hayate and Moka, or whoever you want her to be in.

Oh, so the viewers decide the routes like some kind of VN? Why don't I introduce you to the bad end. *draws Mr. Spikeybat*

Until I have at least 5 reviews on the dorm mate, then I'll start the second chapter.


Hope to hear from you soon!

~Epicness!~

I don't see any epicness in this fic.

Looks like it wasn't about me afterall.

This is the most amazing fanfiction I've ever read!

How many fanfics have you read?

Just this one.