So, what are the chances this will hurt?

Poison Master 16: Hey guys I'm back and I was stuck on what to write but here we go

Protip: Actually plan your story. Maybe then you'll realise how stupid it is and save us all from this... thing.

Bankotsu: still a stupid name

Poison Master 16: no body cares what you think

Ooh, sick burn!

Kagome: I do

Bankotsu: ha thanks Kagome maybe you were supposed to be with me instead of the mutt

You sound sissier than your cross-dressing best friend right now. It's okay, I don't blame you for that.

Inuyasha: shut up zombie and I am with poison master 16

Poison master 16: thank you Inuyasha anyways on with the story

Figures you'd have Inuyasha agree with you. A thing I've learned about a lot of fan fiction writers: It's a way to seek approval from their favourite fictitious-

anime characters i hate: kiky-ho, kiky-ho,kiky-ho, kiky-ho,inuyasha,kiky-ho, kiky-ho,kiky-ho, mukotsu, kuykotsu (not sure how to spell it),sakaura, frieza,cell, and renkotsu i dont like it how he betrays the band of seven to get more powerful oh and did i mention i hate kikyo and inuyasha (From the author's profile)

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There are no words. See that immaturity for yourself and weep for my sake, okay?

Kagome woke first and saw Bankotsu snuggling her so she tried to get free but his grip was strong and wouldn't let her budge she saw how cute he looked asleep.

...Did... did we skip a transition? How did Kagome go from 'oh shit he's snuggling with me I must escape' to 'god damn he's so kawaii~'?

'Should I wake him? Yes, no, maybe just a little longer I mean he does look so cute.

Or you could escape...? Oh wait, sorry, I forgot, Bankotsu;s way too strong when he's fast asleep >.>

Shut up Kagome he kidnapped you for gosh sakes'

Does anyone know anyone else who actually says 'gosh sakes'? Kagome sure doesn't.

"Bankotsu wake up" he grunted in his sleep and snuggled closer to her which made her blush 'what would Inuyasha say if he saw you like this…

"What the fuck kind of story did you get yourself into?"

oh I know how Kikyo would never get in a situation like this or criticize how bad a miko I am and how much Kikyo compels to me where I am always there for him but always seems to break my heart that's it I'm done with him I'll find another guy its time I stop living in a romance novel and be fun'

A perfectly natural thought process for a kidnapped girl to go through. "I hate the guy I like, I'll go sleep with a bunch of other guys."

she would help Bankotsu and have some fun for once with that decided

You're going to willingly help the evil killer that has kidnapped you for his own gain?

Who the hell are you, because you're certainly not Kagome.

she woke Bankotsu who looked annoyed at her "I'm up what do you want" "to get free from your grip that's what"

Don't fear, Bankotsu. It's not like she actually plans to escape >.>

he looked at his arm and where it was then smirked and pulled her closer to him she 'eeped' when she felt his lips by her ear she could feel his breath on her skin and got goose pimples.

Goosebumps. They are goosebumps.

He whispered "you know…" he trailed off "…we could stay at camp for a while and have some fun" he said wiggling his eyebrows

God damn creep. Miroku has more subtlety than you.

she blushed seven different shades of red and jabbed him in the ribs with her elbow

Given their relative positions, that must have been a tad hard.

"your such a pervert" "no I'm not a pervert is someone who spy's oh women and watches them undress or other stuff kind of like that monk"

Now you're just splitting hairs.

"Miroku is a lecher" "same difference" 'wow he's actually smart past his looks'

Even I know they're the same thing. I've known long before my age hit double digits.

she thought amazed she noticed how he was coming closer to her

They're practically melding together at this stage, how much closer can he possibly come?

"what are you doing?" "Nothing why?" "No reason… can I get up now" he groaned but let her go she scooted away from him "lets get breakfast then we leave" she nodded then realized she needs to bathe

Ai yi yi...

Look, Not-Kagome, I know you like to keep fresh and whatever, but can't you skip just this one day? You're kind of kidnapped. By a pervert. That's not a good time to go bathing.

"I um need to bathe" he smirked "there is a hot spring over there and just to make sure you don't leave on me…" "I wont I promise"

Damn it, Not-Kagome...

"he was shocked "you wont?" "no I swear on my life" "don't make such a swear around me" "oh right… but I swear I wont leave"

Bankotsu hates life-ists.

'Kagome you idiot he can kill you! If you don't do as he says' "fine go bathe" she smiled and grabbed her bag and walked to the hot spring.

the possibility's only just now occurred to you? What, was the wannabe-Buster Sword not a giant hint for you?

She just got in the water and started to relax until she heard someone coming she ducked so she was not seen or heard

No splashing whatsoever, huh?

but she could make out the voices it was Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Inuyasha, and Kikyo

...What should I find more surprising? The fact that the group managed to come across Not-Kagome, or the fact Kikyo's apparently with them?

"Inuyasha" Shippo wailed "what you little runt" "I want my mommy you cant replace her" Shippo all but yelled

...That seems completely out of nowhere. I never knew Shippo had these issues.

"I agree with Shippo, Inuyasha" 'they do miss me' Kagome thought happily "We don't need her and besides she was never that good of a fighter or anything compared to my Kikyo"

...Remember when I pointed out the author's senseless Inuyasha hate? Yeah, I feel it's going to completely ruin his character in this story.

"She may not have been the best fighter but she was my best friend Inuyasha" "Kikyo is much better than Kagome and you all know it your only defending her because Shippo's here"

Uh... wasn't Kagome travelling with Inuyasha in order to find the jewel shards? Since when was Kagome's combat ability a factor? Also, she shoots arrows that can purify anything. Even if Kikyo does that better, she can still kinda beat Inuyasha :/

"i-is that true?" she heard Shippo ask she waited for them to defend her but her heart broke when she heard "yes Shippo it is"

"Kagome's cool."

"No she isn't."

"Lol yeah."

So, who are all these characters? they're definitely not Inuyasha, Sango, or Miroku. I'm also going to assume Kikyo replaced Kilala. If the author even remembers she apparently put her in the group at all.

"well I'm leaving I want my mother and know where she is" "and where is she? Huh?" "I can smell her tears I hate you all"

Isn't Inuyasha's sense of smell much better than Shippo's? In fact, if Kagome can hear them this clearly, he should have noticed her presence ages ago >.>

then Shippo ran away "Shippo wait" "let the runt go if he wants to die so be it"

INUYASHA. IS. NOT. THIS. BIG. OF. A. PRICK.

Shippo had run to the hot spring and jumped into the water (fully clothed) and hugged Kagome "mommy I missed you so much"

And since when did he see Kagome as his mother? Aw hell, whatever. he's still better than those imposters.

she of course hugged him back and told him how much she loved and missed him

You missed him so much, that you never spared a thought for at all. It was all Inuyasha or Bankotsu.

"the gang they… they" "I know Shippo I know" "how?" "I could hear you and I love you so much for sticking up for me" "I love you too Kagome" after Kagome finished her bath she got dressed and gave Shippo some new clothes

...How? Where would she have gotten the clothes?

Meanwhile, back to Bankotsu...

He watched her leave and decided to take a bath him self but in the other hot spring he knew about.

How convenient. But definitely welcome.

When he got in he thought about Kagome and how she was with him 'well at least until her friends try to save her

See, even Bankotsu knows how they should act! You have no excuse, writer.

well they got another thing coming I am not letting her get away that easily' he un did his braid and washed his hair when he came back up he heard "I can smell her tears, I hate you all" 'that sounds like Kagome's kit'

Her kit? You mean her kid? Or her kitsune? Or... I don't know >.>

"Shippo wait!" "let him go if he wants to die so be it" "okay Inuyasha" "man it feels a lot better not having that kid with us anymore I mean the only reason I put up with him was because of Kagome and she's gone finally gone for good!" Sango stated proudly

Okay, even if you accept the idea that Sango is a humongous bitch in this story, exactly what is there to be proud of here?

they all agreed with her. Bankotsu got out and got clothed and went back to the clearing to see the woman he loved yes Bankotsu loved her

Thanks for assuring us, author, I literally wouldn't have believed it otherwise.

No joke.

the kit found her and was on her shoulder trying to comfort her "momma its okay I'm here" Shippo then noticed Bankotsu "Kagome stand back I'll protect you" "its okay Shippo I'm traveling with him now" "you are?" "yes she is and now I have another reason to kill that group of yours" "they are not my group anymore they are traitors and jerks"

That they are, Not-Kagome.

Kagome looked at him "how do you know what they said Bankotsu?" "I was actually at the other hot spring and herd the kit say he hates them all and a little more" "oh" she said sadly. He sighed and walked over to her and hugged her she cried sigh lent tears into his shirt and he just hugged her he wasn't good with stuff like this but thought she needed a good hug.

Because we all know Bankotsu's the type to give out hugs!

When she was done crying they all set out to look for jewel shards but ran into the group of ex-friends to Kagome and Shippo.

Oh, so NOW they meet up? Not when they're within eye sight of each other?

Kagome and Shippo hid behind a tree

Even if Inuyasha's inexplicably lost his sense of smell, how would he and everyone else miss a teenage girl and a fox demon leap behind a tree?

"How the hell are you alive?" "none of your damned business mutt face" "well I finally have the chance to kill you" "not likely now me and my lovely companion are off" "stop talking about your stupid sword"

Ah, compelling dialogue. I especially love how it's all mashed together. All writers should do that. It saves space on the page.

"I wasn't talking about my banrayu… my lovely would you please join me and we can finally leave"

I believe it's name is Banryuu, but whatever, not my Buster Sword.

Kagome walks out and stands next to Bankotsu who put his arm around her waist. Thus making her hiding completely pointless.

"KAGOME WHAT THE HELL HE'S THE FUCKING ENEMY!" "I always thought my incarnation was a little slut" Kikyo stated

Wow, calm down, Kikyo 0.O

...Besides, isn't this essentially the as calling yourself one?

"Kagome why are you with Bankotsu?" Sango asked

Because you all ditched her? Granted, she has much better friends, but they don't seem to be around, so...

"..." she said in a cold tone that even Sesshomaru would shrink back in fear.

So Kagome either said 'Elipsis!', 'Dot dot dot!' or absolutely nothing at all. In a cold tone, no less.

She glared at all of them "K-Kagome?" "I herd you all of you I thought we were friends but I was wrong so wrong so leave me alone Bankotsu lets go" "sure baby" they walked away she was smiling "man that felt good" "im proud of you Kagome" he kissed her cheek and she blushed 'maybe being with Bankotsu is a good thing' she said smiling still

Yeah sure whatever you say by the way you forgot Shippo. Now who's cruel?

Poison Master 16: finally done

Bankotsu: okay that one was alright but I still think you have a weird name

Please tell me which part of this was 'all right'?

Poison Master 16: and I don't really care anymore

I thought you never did?

Kagome: yes finally no more fighting any way Poison Master 16 wants you to R&R

Poison Master 16: or else I'll get Naraku on you lol but please review and tell me if I need to fix anything or else I cant make it better

you have so much to do to make this better, you'd be as well making an entirely new story.

So, my sister's an idiot, my sister's friends are all assholes, and I'm beginning to hate humanity. And I've only read three chapters. Shit.