Okay, let's see how badly this writer tries to ruin my sister's life in her version of this epic tale of demons and love and stuff. I really need to make sure Kagome never hears of this story...

Poison Master 16: hey guys I seems I only have one reviewer and I thank her for it

You'd probably have more if you were slightly better at writing. And actually knew how everyone acted :/

Kagome: yeah if it wasn't for her Potion master 16 wouldn't write anymore of this story

Guess it's too late to request no one reviews this ever? It's already finished =_=

Bankotsu&Inuyasha: (yelling at each other and swords clashing)

Kagome&PoisonMaster16: not again okay while we take care of them you enjoy the story

Yeah, uh, while I 'enjoy' this story, could you maybe consider never doing these pointless little segments again?

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Inuyasha or yu yu hakasho I only own the plot

W...what does Yu Yu Hakusho have to do with anything?

So, we're starting from Koga's PoV. I wonder if he's been spared from the author's twisting of personality?

I was patrolling the lands while Ginta and Hakaku were hunting we had herd a rumor of a jewel shard up north but then I smelled the sweet aroma of my women s I ran to her I didn't take that long really

Yeah, I hear Koga's fast and all, but the lack of detail is annoying. Couldn't even mention he might hve stubbed his toe or something? Bring something new to the tale?

she was at camp feeding Shippo but then I smelled the zombie who is working for Naraku

Ah, good, then you'll rescue ehr and whisk Kagome away? I don't really know you, but I'm fairly certain you'd make much more sense as a replacement boyfriend.

...Wait, what am I saying? Kagome shouldn't need a new boyfriend!

"hello my love" "Hi Koga are you hungry?" "Little bit but where's the mutt I usually am in a fight with him now"

Hey Koga, remember that zombie you mentioned within the same sentence as this dialogue? No? Okay then.

she grew sad and I knelt down beside her and looked into her eyes she was about t cry "What did he do Kagome"

"He acted completely out of character! As did every other single person And Kikyo called herself a slut!"

"Nothing I'm fine" Shippo got mad and jumped in my hands "good job Koga I just got her happy again and you made her sad" "I'm sorry I made you sad Kagome I would never mean to do that" "its okay Koga" "so Shippo can you tell me what happened?"

Hooray for seamless transitions in dialogue~

Shippo told me everything and I got so mad "I'll kill him" "join the club" "I'll fight you later right now I'm hunting for that mutt and am going to kill him nobody hurts my girl and gets away with it" I ran away mutt hunting 'how dare they hurt her she sis the best women in the world and that idiot has to hurt her for that clay bitch!'

Yeah, you go do that Koga. And while you hunt for Inuyasha, that fricking zombie you smelt will be free to terrorise the love of your life!

I reached the mutt's camp and saw them all miserable because of the clay bitch

Seriously, how close are their camps? And now Kikyo's making everybody miserable? Look, I hear she was hardly the most cheerful person ever, but I doubt she's actively trying to mess everyone up, author.

I growled out loud and jumped in front of them "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY KAGOME'S FEELINGS"

It was then that Koga remembered the zombie running amok and no doubt devouring his love as we speak.

I saw the clay pot eying me "don't waist your breath defending her, she's nothing compared to me and she's a little slut

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING KIKYO WOULD SAY FFS AUTHOR WE GET IT YOU HATE KIKYO FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON.

if you hadn't noticed she's with the mercenary" that got me mad calling my woman a slut

...No thoughts spared on the whole 'she's with the mercenary' thing? Have you already forgotten that detail?

the next thing the bitch knew was my claws cutting her throat then what shocked me was a bunch of souls flew out of her

And thus, the miko famous for curb-stomping all kinds of demons was easily defeated by a demon. Probably should have expected Koga would be a tad violent.

'so it was true' I had herd her tell me once but never fully believed her 'I should always trust her'

...Tell you what? That Kikyo absorbs souls? That Kagome's her reincarnation? That souls exist? Knowledge of what happens does not help if you don't really specify what you're talking about!

the mutt was crying and the others were acting like they just woke up "what happened where is Kagome?" "you don't remember hurting her or was it that clay pots fault" "we hurt her?" "yes mutt you hurt my woman she's with that mercenary now because of you"

"OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT I LEFT HER WITH THAT ZOMBIE MERCENARY!"

Also, is the author seriously going to try and retcon that massive character derailment? With what, possession?

...I'll take it! Seriously, I will take that explanation!

And you didn't save her" then my love her son and the zombie walked by not sparing a glance at her friends looking at me then the dead body of Kikyo "thanks Koga for giving me the rest of my soul back" "anything for you my love" she blushed at my comment

..Uh, what? They were seriously camped literally right next to each other? No quarrels or arguments?

Also! Even if Kikyo was a vile person, Kagome still wouldn't exactly thank someone for killing her off like that. Wanna know why? She's actually a nice person!

And thus, we return to 'normal' PoV. Unfortunately, the story remains bizarre and stupid.

"SO ITS TRUE YOU ARE WITH THE ZOMBIE KAGOME HOW COULD YOU THAT'S LOW SLEEPING WITH THE EMEMY" she glared at Inuyasha "WILL YOU SHUT UP SIT!

His name's Inuyasha. Oh, right, you're using the command. Um, be clearer?

I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYONE SIT! WHY DON'T YOU GO JOIN YOU BITCH IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE SIT!"

Yeah sure, just go ahead and ignore me, then.

he was shocked that she was mad at him "Inuyasha you jump off a bridge for all I care" they saw her stomp off

I guess it's normal for Inuyasha to be surprised at some of Kagome's bitching. Good job.

"OH HELL NO YOU GET BACK HERE WE GOT TO LOOK FOR JEWEL SHARDS"

I really can't imagine Inuyasha ever seing 'oh hell no'. 'Hell no' or 'fuck no', definitely.

"SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT! IM GOING HOME!"

also, since we're never told, I'd just going to assume Inuyasha really is being face planted by those beads, and not simply wondering why the hell she's calling him 'Sit'.

Bankotsu ran after her when they were for away Bankotsu calmed her down "thank you for calming me down Bankotsu"

"I have no idea what you actually did to calm me down, but thanks, man."

"no problem" "I'm still going home" "can I meet your family?" "you want to?" "yeah I'm really interested in where you came from"

YOU. ARE. FRICKIN'. EVIL! YOU HAD ZERO GODDAMN INTEREST IN KAGOME BEFORE! WHERE THE FLYING FUCK DID THE AUTHOR GET THE IDEA BANKOTSU WANTS TO BANG MY SISTER?!

-Huff- Okay, just gotta calm down...

...Not letting that guy in my room.

he saw her smile "okay come on" Kagome, Bankotsu, and Shippo all went to the bone eaters well and they jumped in they made it to the other side and Kagome was squealing happily. "you both made it"

...How? How did they get to the well so damn quickly? Did they camp right next to it?! And why does the well let both Shippo and Bankotsu through all of a sudden?! Remember when only Inuyasha could do that? I sure as hell don't >.>

Also, Shippo's a fox demon and Bankotsu has a frickin' Buster Sword. They're a bit noticeable, even more so than a white-haired dog-eared guy in bright red robes. Let's see how this will be completely ignored.

"I guess but where is it?" "your in my time you see im from the future 500 years from your time really" "oh okay"

FFS FML.

he was shocked for sure

Yeah. I noticed.

but was happy Kagome was happy. They climbed out of the well and walk into her house "MOM IM HOME" "Kagome welcome home and who's your friends"

"I like the cute little fox boy, but that guy with the Buster Sword feels a little.. um... incredibly dangerous, really."

Oh shit if I'm in this story I better not like him more than Inuyasha.

Kagome hugged her mom "this is Bankotsu and mom this is Shippo my son" "your son?" "yes I adopted him" "oh yes I remember you telling me about him"

Our mom's cool and all, but she really should raise an eyebrow over this sudden 'I adopted a demon from the past!' thing.

Shippo jumped into her mom's arms and hugged her "hello Shippo oh yay I have grand kids and hopefully more?" "mom" Kagome says blushing heavily Bankotsu laughed at her "your boyfriend is quite cute Kagome"

"Much better than that other prick you brought home amirite?"

"thanks mom" she muttered and walked away Bankotsu smiled 'I'm her boyfriend yes!' "you better treat her right" "I will you don't have to worry Mrs. Higarashi" she smiles at him and nods her head.

At least get our damn family name right >.>

So, after a short tour in which Bankotsu learns of futuristic stuff...

Then the door bell rang "I got it" she herd her mom say then she herd "oh hello what can I do for you" 'Yusuke'

...Why are you treating it like a code name or something?

"I actually came to see if Kagome was around" "oh of course come in come in Kagome Yusuke is here" Kagome ran down the stairs and tackled him into a hug "Yusuke I missed you so much" "I missed you too Kagome…uh who's the guy with the big sword"

Oh, someone actually noticed the thing?

"Bankotsu come on down here I want you to meet Yusuke" Bankotsu walked over to them and glared at Yusuke

Oh dear Christ he's actually jealous?

"Bankotsu I want you to meet my brother Yusuke, Yusuke I want you to meet my boyfriend Bankotsu"

wat

"hey dude just so we're clear if you hurt Kagome I'll kill you Kagome is my little sister and I don't wasn't her hurt" "trust me I wont ever hurt her"

wat

Yusuke nodded "oh yeah my friends wanted to meet you Kagome" "they do why?" "beats me guys come on in" then three guys walked in "Kagome this is Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara" "I already knew Kuwabara you two fight all the time" Yusuke laughed

wat

I'm sorry, I'm still trying to comprehend this. Not only is Yusuke Urameshi in this story, but he's Kagome's BROTHER?! And replacing ME?! What the hell?

"come on Bankotsu we need to get you clothes for when we go out… mom we need Shippo" Shippo ran into the room and jumped into her arms "mommy" "im going to kill you"

You can totally feel the hate literally radiate off of Kagome's supposed brother right now.

"I adopted him gosh calm your self come on Shippo I have a pair of clothes for you upstairs" "okay mom" Kagome walked away with Shippo and they saw he had a tail.

...No shit? It's giant and fluffy and round and stuff. Everyone actually missed that?

Poison Master 16: okay now that we got them to shut up the story is over for now

Thank god.

Kagome: why is Yusuke my brother?

an excellent question. I sure hope the author thought up a convincing reason.

Poison Master 16: because I made think it was a good idea plus I love Hiei and Yusuke there personalities are awesome

...And what's wrong with me?

Also, just because YYH happens to have demons in it, doesn't mean you can suddenly bastardise its characters and story just to shove them into this train wreck of a fan fic. It doesn't make it better, and only comes across as blatant fangirl-ism. Much like how your portrayals of Inuyasha and Kikyo makes you such a blatant hater it's a wonder you even bothered making this fan fic.

Yusuke:… okay than

Thanks for your valuable input, Yusuke. Totally makes me want to see more of you in your own show.

Hiei: hn

No wonder you're so popular, with your witty lines, Hiei.

Poison Master 16: I cant help it that I like you two its hard not to anyway please read and review or else I wont write anymore I need to know if I should keep writing or not and I have decided I need at least 5 reviews before I write another chapter!

And, if the chapter list is any proof - assuming the actual reviews are insufficient - this person either somehow got 5 reviews that weren't "This is just bad, please delete and try again", or the author decided "Fuck it, let the torture continue~"

Everyone: (gasp)

Poison Master 16: I know I know but will not write anymore till I get six reviews later

These escalating demands are getting ridiculous!

Everyone: please write more we want to know what happens to us all!

You sure? It's only being going downhill since we started, y'know.

Well, another chapter down. It hurts.