Read or Die

Okay for this forum game, you need to describe a fanfiction story then the person who replies will need tell whether they'll read it or die. Then they'll need to describe their own story.

EX. A fic where naruto becomes the harem master of an all male harem.

Next poster: Die
A fic where Ichigo killed himself.
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And so on and so forth. Those are just simple examples anyway. Descriptions can be however long you want them as long as they are understandable.

First fanfic description.

A fic in which Sakura is a possession sue, who every loves and admires. While, everyone hates Hinata for no apparent reason at all other than the fact that she likes the main character and the writer of said fic is NaruSaku fan.

Die

A fanfic where Naruto is Black, Kunai's were Fried chicken, Kakashi was blind, Sasuke was Hokage, and Jiraiya was a transvestite and all the girls are Hermaphrodite's

Read

A Fanfic where Hinata is a gang leader, Naruto is the hottest guy on campus, while Sasuke is Hinata's fiancee, Neji is an overprotective cousin, and Hiashi is a caring dad.

Read

A fic in which Naruto dies in the arms of his lover Sasuke after commiting suicide because their love was forbidden. Sasuke later commits suicide himself to join Naruto in the afterlife.

Read

A fanfic where Naruto does pot, but doesn't have a bong, and he sets out on a quest to find a bong that actually works.

Read

A fanfic where Naruto sees Hinata and Kurenai training and when they start to take off there shirts.... *A lot of Lemons though >.<*

Read.

A fic where Naruto and Sauske switch personalities for a day, and end up pissing everyone off.

Read

A fic where Ichigo goes to Konoha and makes Naruto a shinigami through some not well thought out occurences. Naruto then becomes and unstoppable force, easily defeating all his opponents to the point where fights become very boring in the fic.

Die.

Ichigo and Narutu have.. Fun... throughout the entire fic, and the plot is not even there.

Read... maybe... depends on how good their "fun" is.

A fic where everything is perfect and nothing interesting ever happens. There is no plot, just a bunch of characters getting together to talk.

Die.

Ichigo and Rukia are going out, but Naruto steals her so Ichigo steals Sauske from him, and everyone then goes to hunt Naruto but he mass murders the entire casts of both series.

Die.

Chouji eats some undercooked barbeque and has an unpleasant encounter with Mr. Toilet.

(I'm so sorry!)

O_O;; Definitely die!!

A fic where an OC gets sucked into the world of Naruto and attracts the undivided attention of everyone, including the Akatsuki.

Die.

A fic about Ayame and Teuchi, and their day at Ichiraku's.

Read- That doesn't sound so bad. ^w^

A Naruto/Spongebob crossover where Naruto gets a job at the Krusty Krab. XD

Read.

A Naruto/Twilight crossover where Sasuke and Edward team up to spread their angst around the world.

Die.

A fic where Sasuke gets a pet rock and calls it "Rocky", and the whole fic is about how Sasuke spills all his troubles to it and calls it his best friend.

Die.

A fic where Tenga is the main character and the entire story is made up because nobody knows what he can do yet.

I'd say read. Can't be that bad. ^w^

A Naruto/Code Geass crossover where Naruto gets Geass and totally abuses it. No plot, just random crazyness.

Read. It sounds funny. ^_^

A fic where Kisame gets a harem of girls because of a magic potion, and Itachi gets rejected by every girl he sees even though he doesn't even ask them out. It's full of Kakuzu bashing and DeidaraXTobi fluff.

Read. XD I'd just ignore the DeiTobi fluff.

A fic where everyone in Naruto gets cellphones. Prank calls and randomness.

Read. That sounds funny.

A fic where Hinata snaps, goes on a bloodthirsty rampage, and uses a chainsaw to slice up anyone that stands in her way. Sakura bashing and a SasuHina lemon.

Read!! XDDD

A fic where everyone in Naruto wake up one morning and discover they have been turned into 10 year olds. Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata get sent on a mission to find out how this has happened. They meet Sasuke along the way and he is desperate to join them. XD No one notices a little pikachu looking at them from behind a tree...

What the heck? XD Read.

A fic where Gai-sensei makes a time machine, and Naruto, Lee, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, and Jiraiya get sent back in time to stop Orochimaru from ever giving Sasuke the curse mark.

(Don't ask. I was out of ideas. ^^;

Read. =D

A fic where Sasuke died in a freak accident and no one remembers him but Hinata. As a result, he is always with her in spirit. SasuHina, AU.

Read. ^_^

A fic where Naruto overthrows Tsunade and becomes the Ramen Lord. He makes up a bunch of crazy laws that everyone has to follow, but... Oh noes!! It looks like the Ramen Lord has some competition!! The Emo King appears and wishes to rule over Konoha instead. To solve the problem, Kakashi comes up with a competition to decide who will run the village. Unfortunately, the Flower Queen, the Pink Princess, and the Quiet Dictator appear to join in on the crazyness. *is shot 5 times*

XDDDDD Read.

A fic where everyone lives in the world of Avatar and become benders. Sasuke becomes the Fire Lord and declares war on all the nations. Only Naruto, the new Avatar, can stop him. AU, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Naruto crossover.

Read. ^_^

Naruto/Death Note crossover. Sasuke finds a Death Note on his way to the training field, and he uses it to kill S-class criminals. The Kages notice a sudden decrease in criminals and decide to use nameless assassins to find out who's causing it. Also, Ryuk is stalking Naruto because he loves ramen instead of apples, and Hinata can see shinigamis...

Read. Definitely read. XDDD

A fic where Sakura gets ill one day and Shizune gives her medicine. When Sakura drinks it, she discovers her hair is no longer pink! It turns out that Shizune accidentally gave her a potion where her hair will change colour with her mood. Her true feelings about everything are revealed! XD