HomeLog in
Creator
Admins
RWBY MST Presents: The Worst Thing You Will Ever Wish You'd Never Read
Page 1 of 1
20130928
RWBY MST Presents: The Worst Thing You Will Ever Wish You'd Never Read
RWBY LEMON STORYS
Author: the assassin of hope PM
make by two people.. rubyXOC. WiessXOC,BlakeXOC AND YangXOC our Oc's injoying them selfs.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Weiss Schnee & Blake Belladonna - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 09-25-13 - Published: 09-16-13 - id: 9692657
--
Weiss: I get the feeling that this is going to be the worst one yet.
Ruby: Why would someone write a story about lemons?
Yang: Ruby, maybe you shouldn’t be reading this one.
Ruby: Huh? Why?
Yang: Because… uh… it’s so horrible that it’ll cause damage to your innocent young mind! Yeah! That!
Ruby: It can’t be worse than that other OC fic!
Weiss: You really shouldn’t say things like that. Every time you say something like that; we find something worse..
Yang: Well, it’s not intended for young audiences. Look! It’s rated mature!
Ruby: Oh come on! I don’t see why you won’t just let me…
Weiss: Ruby, this story is porn. She doesn’t want you reading it because she believes that you aren’t mature enough to handle it. She doesn't want that tiny little brain of yours to be corrupted.
Ruby: Oh… well that’s not fair! I’m plenty mature enough to handle this! I'm extremely mature! I'm the most mature person I know!
Weiss: Did she just insult us?
Blake: I'm not entirely sure.
Ruby: Just let me read it already, Yang!
Yang: Fine! Just...cover your eyes or something when we get to the dirty parts.
Ruby: Fine. Though I have a question.
Yang: Yes?
Ruby: What’s porn?
Weiss: -facepalm-
Blake: …also, it should be “Stories” not “Storys”
--
RWBY LEMON STORYS.
Blake: They did it again.
"GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!" said angel looking outside to see all night. "It's 3 in the morning angel." Assassin said putting a pillow over his face. "Oh come on assassin it's never too late to see our OC's get it on like donkey kong!" Said Angel pointing to the sky. "Look we all want to see that but it's too early to even go." Assassin said turning to his side. "GET UP!" angel said dragging assassin to the room with the pc. "okay I well make the 1 ch saying what to expacted." Assassin said getting his assassins creed mug. "YES!" angel said backfilping over the railing.
Weiss: Is this what the entire thing is going to look like?
Blake: I can’t even get started on everything that’s wrong there.
Ruby: This is gonna be painful.
"Hi all it's assassin and angel, we are here to tell you that a lemon sires is on the way, it well be team R.W.B.Y and team….. HJMJ! And who are team hjmj they are 3 of assassins oc's and one of angels. We all know Johnny from tale of the bloodwing clan and we all know who he is going to be with…" Assassin said before angel pop out from a hole in the ceiling. "YANG XAIO LONG!" Angel said dancing to the name. "Yes….. that and angels OC huant is going to be with….Weiss.. and now I am going to be sick." Assassin said running to the bathroom. "Yeah am pairing THE ever so love weiss with my OC cuz shes so cold…BUT HOT!" Angel said taking over for assassin. "And jerry is going to be with Blake and last but not less 18 year old ruby with matt!" Angel said ending off where assassin was at. "now we are working on Johnny and Yang also weiss and haunt right now. Then it is free game for the other two you the reader well deside what will happen, I also feel that it well be every ones first time." Angel said leaving cuz assassin was back. "Okay so here is the ch in order.
Weiss: Great, another fic pairing us with the writers’ imaginary friends.
Blake: I get the feeling they’re going to do more than just pair us.
Ruby: Ew. Just….ew.
Yang: How the heck are you even supposed to pronounce HJMJ?
Johnny and Yang.
Weiss and Haunt
Blake and jerry
Ruby and Matt.
Ruby: What do you have against us, author?
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!
Weiss: Don’t worry author, you’ll be seeing us very soon.
Blake: Cause we’re going to track you down.
Yang: And give you the worst beating you’ve ever received!
Ruby: … YEEEEEAH!
Author: the assassin of hope PM
make by two people.. rubyXOC. WiessXOC,BlakeXOC AND YangXOC our Oc's injoying them selfs.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Weiss Schnee & Blake Belladonna - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 09-25-13 - Published: 09-16-13 - id: 9692657
--
Weiss: I get the feeling that this is going to be the worst one yet.
Ruby: Why would someone write a story about lemons?
Yang: Ruby, maybe you shouldn’t be reading this one.
Ruby: Huh? Why?
Yang: Because… uh… it’s so horrible that it’ll cause damage to your innocent young mind! Yeah! That!
Ruby: It can’t be worse than that other OC fic!
Weiss: You really shouldn’t say things like that. Every time you say something like that; we find something worse..
Yang: Well, it’s not intended for young audiences. Look! It’s rated mature!
Ruby: Oh come on! I don’t see why you won’t just let me…
Weiss: Ruby, this story is porn. She doesn’t want you reading it because she believes that you aren’t mature enough to handle it. She doesn't want that tiny little brain of yours to be corrupted.
Ruby: Oh… well that’s not fair! I’m plenty mature enough to handle this! I'm extremely mature! I'm the most mature person I know!
Weiss: Did she just insult us?
Blake: I'm not entirely sure.
Ruby: Just let me read it already, Yang!
Yang: Fine! Just...cover your eyes or something when we get to the dirty parts.
Ruby: Fine. Though I have a question.
Yang: Yes?
Ruby: What’s porn?
Weiss: -facepalm-
Blake: …also, it should be “Stories” not “Storys”
--
RWBY LEMON STORYS.
Blake: They did it again.
"GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!" said angel looking outside to see all night. "It's 3 in the morning angel." Assassin said putting a pillow over his face. "Oh come on assassin it's never too late to see our OC's get it on like donkey kong!" Said Angel pointing to the sky. "Look we all want to see that but it's too early to even go." Assassin said turning to his side. "GET UP!" angel said dragging assassin to the room with the pc. "okay I well make the 1 ch saying what to expacted." Assassin said getting his assassins creed mug. "YES!" angel said backfilping over the railing.
Weiss: Is this what the entire thing is going to look like?
Blake: I can’t even get started on everything that’s wrong there.
Ruby: This is gonna be painful.
"Hi all it's assassin and angel, we are here to tell you that a lemon sires is on the way, it well be team R.W.B.Y and team….. HJMJ! And who are team hjmj they are 3 of assassins oc's and one of angels. We all know Johnny from tale of the bloodwing clan and we all know who he is going to be with…" Assassin said before angel pop out from a hole in the ceiling. "YANG XAIO LONG!" Angel said dancing to the name. "Yes….. that and angels OC huant is going to be with….Weiss.. and now I am going to be sick." Assassin said running to the bathroom. "Yeah am pairing THE ever so love weiss with my OC cuz shes so cold…BUT HOT!" Angel said taking over for assassin. "And jerry is going to be with Blake and last but not less 18 year old ruby with matt!" Angel said ending off where assassin was at. "now we are working on Johnny and Yang also weiss and haunt right now. Then it is free game for the other two you the reader well deside what will happen, I also feel that it well be every ones first time." Angel said leaving cuz assassin was back. "Okay so here is the ch in order.
Weiss: Great, another fic pairing us with the writers’ imaginary friends.
Blake: I get the feeling they’re going to do more than just pair us.
Ruby: Ew. Just….ew.
Yang: How the heck are you even supposed to pronounce HJMJ?
Johnny and Yang.
Weiss and Haunt
Blake and jerry
Ruby and Matt.
Ruby: What do you have against us, author?
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!
Weiss: Don’t worry author, you’ll be seeing us very soon.
Blake: Cause we’re going to track you down.
Yang: And give you the worst beating you’ve ever received!
Ruby: … YEEEEEAH!
GenericSpider- Posts : 2219
Points : 7749
Join date : 2010-08-07
Age : 35
Location : Your mom's house
Share this post on:
RWBY MST Presents: The Worst Thing You Will Ever Wish You'd Never Read :: Comments
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:53 pm by NazrinTsunMouse
This gonna be good. And by good, I mean Weiss is gonna want to kill everything.
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
» This site isn't dead
» Hunter x Hunter; Character Creator
» A thread in which I inflate my post count
» Our Fiction Script
» Superhero RP
» Would you smooch a ghost?
» Crossover Claim Time!
» Superhero RP