Wow, 43 terabytes...? I'm no computer whiz, but I didn't think you could hold that much yuri in one system...

Oh, hello~ Didn't hear you click open this blog! I see you're eagerly awaiting the thrilling conclusion to this epic gathering of tales! Well, there's only two left. Each written by someone that I assume really likes dragons. Let's get started then~

The first of these is 'The determined miko'. Let's dive right in!

Reimu was upset.

You were first in the popularity polls, stop your whining~

The Dragon of Gensokyo,or also her father,

And already we are barraged with six trillion and two questions! Though I at least know how a dragon and human could have slept together.

...What? You try missing that scene when you live almost as long as humanity!

was being over protective of her. He said he was overprotective because he had been absent in her life for too long.

I'll say! He's been gone since long before he ever got it on with Reimu's mother!

"Well too bad for him! I am a strong independent miko.I made it this far without him,and I don't need him now!", Reimu thought.

Translation: "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M SWEET SIXTEEN NOW I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE YOU'RE HOPEFULLY NOT MY REAL DAD BAAAAAAWWWW"

After she got through sweeping the steps of her shrine,she put the broom up and proceded out to the entrance of the shrine,beyond the steps,out to where the sun could shine on her face.

No wonder she's so grouchy all the time! Apparently the sun can't reach her shrine~

She proceded to do her morning stretches to strengthen her spiritual power.

Isn't this why meditation exists?

She could feel eyes on the back of her neck,so she turned abruptly,talismans at the ready.

And who should her creepy stalker be but...?

She was greeted with the sight of the Dragon of Gensokyo laying on the side of the roof looking down on her. He smiled and waved at her,and she turned arouned,ignoring him.

Well, kudos to little Reimu for ignoring the huge-ass dragon that, by all rights, should be both big and heavy enough to completely flatten her shrine and the forest surrounding it~ It takes skill to do that.

"He doesn't get the pleasure of my greetings", Reimu thought bitterly.

Most people don't~ You tend to shoot first, and greeting unconscious bodies doesn't count~

She got an idea. She would show him just how much she had grown. She would love to see the look on his face then

I sure hope she doesn't mean the physical sense, otherwise I would have to frown in disapproval.

She decided to go with the normal stretches. She squatted,breathed,leaned to the side with her hand over her head,leaned to the other side with her hand over her head,back to basic position.

WATCH AS HER SPIRITUAL PRESSURE RISES DRAMATICALLY FROM THESE BASIC EXERCISES

She did a quick blackflip,frontflip,and twirl in the air. Now enough of the basics,time for some spiritual power.

THIS RIGOROUS EXERCISE WILL NO DOUBT TRIPLE HER POWER

She flared her power,letting a yellow aura incase her.

THE PLANET QUAKES IN FEAR AS REIMU ACHIEVES SUPER MIKO FORM

She pulled out her talismans,letting the power coat them. She threw four of them out in front of her to form a blue barrier,then canceled it.

BLOCK CANCELLING WILL NO DOUBT BE BANNED IN TOURNAMENTS WHEN ITS GLITCHY EXPLOITS ARE HEAVILY ABUSED

She teleported forward,flipped backwards,then threw out purple talismans that exploded on impact with the ground. She floated, looking at the spot,stealing a glance towards the Dragon.

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION REMAINS!

..."Am I good enough yet, daddy?" ;_;

Seeing his eyebrow raised in approval,she continued with her exercises.

Let's just hope her increase in strength is what he approves of~

She returned to her original spot,decreasing her aura to a skin tight position,since she didn't need that much power just for these simple techniques.

Oh, typical Reimu, always flaunting her superiority to others when there is really no need!

She summoned her gohei to her hand, performed a quick few swipes in the air,just to warm up her hand and get the spiritual power flowing to the gohei.

I would be highly amused if Reimu did this before every incident.

"Reimu! There's a bad youkai doing bad things and things are now very bad please fix the badness!"

"Very well! But first, stretches!"

She drew an amulet design in the air,and when the crimson amulet appeared in front of her,she put her hands to it and channeled her spiritual power into it.

No one told me 'amulet' was an official design.

She then used her energy to make 3 more amulets.

2 to the side(left and right),and 1 to the back. She made them connect to each other to completely envelope her in a spiritual block.

She canceled the amulets and looked back at her roof to see...

So yeah, are we all enjoying reading about Reimu stretching and throwing amulets? It's truly an amazing story to behold~

THE DRAGON WAS GONE...

DUNNITY DUNNITY DUN~~~~~~~

So, Reimu's absentee dragon father decided to disappear? Oh, the surprise...

Reimu stood there letting it sink in...

And then she laughed and laughed and laughed. She would get her old man later.

And now Reimu's snapped. Could be worse, at least she isn't kidnapping someone she's head-over-heels for, locking them in her basement, then brutally murdering everyone vaguely resembling a love rival.

And no, I actually having nothing to do with the story I'm referencing.

ANYWAY, that's that! Time for the last story, 'Undergarments, of all topics'. Oh, now we get to talk about panties~

"Come here Mo-chi, I have something to tell you."

There's a monster from Monster Rancher in this?

Mokou sat on the table right across to her father (not the Dragon of Gensokyo, but still a Pimp Dragon);

Huh. Didn't know Mokou was also a dragon-child. You'd think she'd be part-phoenix. OR even an immortal human. But still, her father's part of the 'Pimp' species of dragon? PFFFT

even though her face was calm her father could see the inner turmoil going through his daughter's eyes. Well he didn't blame her, he went through the exact same thing the day he married his wife.

You had to talk to your Pimp Human father?

"It´s OK Mo-chi, just calm down and breathe."

"I am calm dad, it just, well…"

"You're a pimp dragon, dad! Do you have any idea what I hear about you everyday? More than I really need to know!"

"Whatever fear you have now just put them aside for the moment. Listen, the advice I'm going to give you will help you and it will most likely solve any problem you have when you get married."

D'aaaaw, little Mo~chi's getting married! I wonder who it'll b-we all know already don't we?~

The white haired woman sat up a litter straighter and she leaned over towards the anthropomorphic dragon, her red eyes focusing on him and giving him her complete attention. Satisfied, he continued.

"On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I called your mother over, took off my pant and handed them to her; I said 'Here, try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly…I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we never had any problems."

I sure hoe this marriage doesn't come with the insinuations I'm seeing with that statement~ Everybody knows that in Gensokyo, the woman is the dominant partner~ Even in the same-sex relationships~

"Hmm," said Mokou. Maybe she will try it on her soon-to-be wife: Kaguya.

I wonder when they put their millennia-long past behind them? Last I checked, Mokou was still being all tsundere while hiding in the bamboo.

So the wedding went smoothly and the place where the honeymoon would take place was beautiful: a five star hotel, with a penthouse and ocean view.

A perfect description of Gensokyo!

During the consummation night, Mokou took off her pants and handed them to Kaguya. "Here, try these on…" Kaguya was a little perplexed to try them on.

"I can't, these are too big…"

Little Kaguya simply can't fill out those poofy suspender trousers~

"Exactly," she said with a smug smile on her face. "I wear the pants in this family. I don't want you to forget that."

Do you ever wear anything else, silly Mokou?~

Then Kaguya took of her black lacy panties and handed them to her husband. "Here, try mine on."

I never knew Kaguya was the type to wear black, lacy undergarments~ I'll confirm with Aya sometime, she should know~

She did and then said: "I can't get into your panties."

"Exactly and if you don't change that smart-ass attitude of yours, you never will."

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As silly as this story and its premise is, that line was just amazing.

And so that's how Mokou discover who wore the pants in the family.

Indeed she did, Dragon Fetishist Person.

Well, that's all my list has to offer~ I hope you enjoyed me reading things and adding comments at my leisure~ And if not... well... It's registered in Patchy's username or something, she can deal with it for me~

Now, time to go play with Flan! Bye~

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...That bothersome flower nut has no skill for this.